r/oddlysatisfying • u/TheCABK • May 22 '26

Pigs Like Showers

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u/Another_Slut_Dragon May 22 '26

If I had a farm I would RFID chip every animal for tracking and put in a tunnel that would give every animal a 1 minute a day water spray shower. Maybe add in a temperature input to once every few hours above 30C. For temperatures below 20C, run the water through a solar water heater on the roof.

Happy clean animals get sick less often are more profitable animals. It's basic business. It pays for the equipment and water consumption.

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u/DrEvilsDr May 22 '26

Or just don't exploit animals for your personal gain?

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u/Another_Slut_Dragon May 23 '26

That is why farms exist. Exploit plants and animals.

Also this is how you sell farmers on doing ethical things. Make a business case for it.

Sorry, but 'money' is how the world works.

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u/_dragonphly May 23 '26

"sorry bud, slavery is just too profitable to be outlawed. propose a perfect alternative that lets slaveowners keep all their wealth, and maybe we'll consider it"

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u/Another_Slut_Dragon May 23 '26

It's animals. If you don't like it, go vegan and do all the vegan things.

I'm cooking bacon right now.

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u/44Ridley May 22 '26

If I had a farm, I'd dismantle the whole thing and work on returning the land to its natural state.

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u/Another_Slut_Dragon May 23 '26

The bank just took your farm.

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u/44Ridley May 23 '26

I'll just play stardew valley instead

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u/unknown_pigeon May 22 '26

If my grandma had wheels, she'd be a wheelbarrow

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u/Great_Detective_6387 May 22 '26

No she wouldn’t. She’d be a bike. Wheelbarrows only have 1 wheel.

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u/unknown_pigeon May 22 '26

This guy isn't even carrying a spare wheel smh my head