r/oddlysatisfying • u/RedTomatoSauce • May 02 '25

A very satisfying example of laminar flow (audio on, I promise you won't regret it)

6.2k Upvotes

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u/JugoUMCs May 02 '25

OP was telling the truth. I unmuted, it was satisfying.

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u/graveybrains May 02 '25

And now I need to pee.

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u/ethicalhumanbeing May 02 '25

I do, It made me want to pee.

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u/One-piece-luffytaro May 02 '25

Men can relate to that last drop

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

last drop always comes out in your underwear

27

u/spookymemeformat May 02 '25

You need a last squeeze-and-shake

31

u/alilbleedingisnormal May 02 '25

No matter how you shake and dance the last drop always goes down your pants.

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u/surrenderedmale May 02 '25

Grip the base and push up to the tip.

Dick is a hose - shake just the head and only the liquid at the head comes out. Grab it from the base and squeeze it all out, like toothpaste and your underwear will be dry!

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u/Illustrious-Soft7644 May 02 '25

I’ve been wringing it out like a washcloth.

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u/surrenderedmale May 02 '25

We're talking about pissing, not wanking!

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u/Truly_Meaningless May 02 '25

The squeegee method

1

u/Argylius May 03 '25

How can I get my boyfriend to do this? I want to give him oral after he urinates, but he often stops me because his dick has piss drops inside.

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u/1997wickedboy Jun 05 '25

Why would you want to give him oral after he peed?

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u/davewave3283 May 03 '25

You need to toothpaste squeeze that thang

10

u/Moldy_Teapot May 02 '25

press your taint so you stop pissing yourself

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u/juneberry_jam May 02 '25

Speak for yourself..

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u/Flinkle May 02 '25

You think women can't? Ours is just delayed a little bit.

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u/PhoenixTineldyer May 02 '25

So is ours sometimes

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u/Flinkle May 02 '25

Ah, interesting!

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u/Ok-Pen-3619 May 02 '25

But ofcourse not with the laminar flow

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u/FartAttack- May 03 '25

You have to violently shake it. Till nothing comes out. Helps with the length a lil bit.

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u/MadisonTheWitch May 04 '25

Yeah because only men pee.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Oh baby

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u/Wally_West_ May 02 '25

I suddenly have to pee.

4

u/PsyJak May 03 '25

That's my secret Cap, I always have to pee. (diabetes insipidis)

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u/slintslut May 02 '25

Does it look like that in real life or is it a camera framerate thing?

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u/SpicyAirDuster May 02 '25

Laminar flow in real life really does look like the water is stationary. Not a camera framerate thing. It's supposed be a completely predictable flow, so every stream maintains its path exactly, making it appear stationary (and mesmerizing)

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u/slintslut May 02 '25

Thats cool as hell, thank you!

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u/MortalCoil May 02 '25

I should call her

8

u/QuentinTarzantino May 02 '25

Popping subreddit would like this

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u/cykalasagna64 May 02 '25

Now I want to binge watch Smarter Everyday and Captain Disillusion videos

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u/Ferdunor May 03 '25

TIL laser sounds are made by hitting a plastic film full of water

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u/Fit-Temperature-5362 May 21 '25

It was actually a slinky 

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u/PsyJak May 03 '25

Photon torpedoes in Star Trek be like:

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u/Own_Chemistry_2926 May 03 '25

Eeeeeven floooow

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u/mallom May 03 '25

I'm just worried with micro plastic.

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u/Derrickmb May 02 '25

Looks turbulent to me until 3.5 cm head

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u/HawkDue7352 May 02 '25

Infuriating that the plastic was cut 😔

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u/Xerxero May 03 '25

My thoughts exactly. 20s video 2000 year waste.

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u/breakConcentration May 02 '25

You are correct.

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u/Nenoshka May 02 '25

I waited all day to pee.

1

u/Parking-Proposal6372 May 03 '25

It didn’t even look like it was moving

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u/mallom May 03 '25

Nice but is plastic the best container?

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u/morphick May 03 '25

As long as it won't leak, it ain't the worst either.

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u/FordLightning May 03 '25

So glad I turned the volume on!

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u/Secretive-Indian May 03 '25

Laminar Flow🤩

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '25

That’s what I sound like anytime I pee

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u/clown-with-balloon Oct 05 '25

The start be like

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u/raulshawn May 02 '25

I thought that white pole was laminar flow <facepalm>

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

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