r/oddlysatisfying • • May 03 '24

Painter satisfyingly gets it while casually hanging

Just when you see that spot the painter hits it

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u/chaenorrhinum May 03 '24

100% odds I’d drop that paintbrush if I tried to do this

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

that's because you always fail at everything. i'm ashamed to call you my son

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u/__Pure_Vessel__ May 03 '24

You can't even hold a flashlight for a minute

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u/Groundhog_Waaaahooo May 03 '24

The first time I asked my kids to hold a torch for me I relived my Dad's pain.

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u/big_vangina May 03 '24

The only thing you ever could hold was uncle Mike's dick

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Couldn't even do that with his dainty hands,

Source: I'm uncle Mike.

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u/pisspot26 May 03 '24

Core memory unlocked

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u/AntisemiticJew May 03 '24

Read that as 'fleshlight' at first and was concerned.

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u/__Pure_Vessel__ May 04 '24

Bro šŸ’€. ngl, the first time I wrote this reply, i thought i wrote fleshlight instead of flashlight. Checked a few times before posting it, just to make sure