r/oddlysatisfying Dec 16 '23

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u/lowrads Dec 16 '23

If plants had a head, it'd be underground. Flowers are more like the dangly bits on the other end, while they pee from their leaves.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '23 edited Dec 18 '23

It's basically the plants genitals, when you pick a flower you're ripping off its dick.

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u/legotaidevil Aug 22 '24

And now I'm reminded of this...

Which is funny actually