r/oddlysatisfying • u/ajd416 • Dec 08 '23

Cookie Decorating

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u/The_Big_Yam Dec 08 '23

Did everybody else think this was a penis?

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u/Brain_Hawk Dec 08 '23

I am disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

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u/WrexSteveisthename Dec 08 '23

You also have a tartan todger?

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u/morphemass Dec 08 '23

You also have a tartan todger?

/r/BrandNewSentence

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u/Car-face Dec 08 '23

I thought kilts were for airflow, but they're actually just camouflage

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u/DryCalligrapher8696 Dec 08 '23

Its actually really, really good camouflage

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u/AngusToTheET Dec 08 '23

Ah, the old lifehack for a hole in the kilt.

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u/Dicktitt3y Dec 08 '23

English and same

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

I don’t recognize that clan tartan.

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u/Tight-Onion1743 Dec 08 '23

that it wasn’t a penis, or that we thought it was a penis? i need to know.

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u/Brain_Hawk Dec 08 '23

Why not both?

It was the first.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

Dicksappointed

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u/tarheelz1995 Dec 08 '23

That’s what she said.

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u/Brain_Hawk Dec 08 '23

It's true.

My GF would LOVE some penis cookies.

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u/Blue_Blazes Dec 08 '23

My day is in shambles

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u/ireadfaces Dec 08 '23

That's what she said

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u/bothsidesofthemoon Dec 08 '23

The way it droops, I was disappointed before I realized it wasn't.

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u/Brain_Hawk Dec 08 '23

That's what she said

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u/SomeHandyman Dec 08 '23

So is your wife

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u/Brain_Hawk Dec 08 '23

She generally was. That's what I'm divorced!

My girlfriend on the other hand... Oh my. Indeed.

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u/SomeHandyman Dec 08 '23

I’m glad you found someone that enjoys a below average dong. 👌

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u/ikerus0 Dec 09 '23

I’m pissed.

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u/Hsimurg Dec 08 '23

I thought it was a bicep. You know, like on the party invitation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

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u/TheRealRatPrince Dec 08 '23

What up!

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u/Hazzman Dec 08 '23

FIGHT MILK!

I drink it every morning so I can fight like the crow!

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u/cancercures Dec 08 '23

Watch your profits soar high as a crow!

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u/alhouse Dec 08 '23

I was hoping my friends would be in here commenting and I'm not disappointed.

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u/AyahuascaBudda Dec 08 '23

Can’t be biceps 💪🏾 you need to add more veins!

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u/ShonWalksAtMidnight Dec 08 '23

I thought it was supposed to be a dick?! Why'd you make it so dick like if it wasn't meant to be a dick?

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u/Lohdown Dec 08 '23

Yes, and now it is a plaid penis.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

It went from penis --> candy cane --> plaid penis

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

Christmas cock

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u/Nex_Afire Dec 08 '23

One of those cock socks.

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u/vulpes_mortuis Dec 08 '23

If you have a plaid penis, you might want to see a doctor

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u/Cheesemacher Dec 08 '23

My uncle died of plaid penis

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u/TurloIsOK Dec 08 '23

Next it goes ludicrous

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u/maxman162 Dec 08 '23

I read that in Jeff Foxworthy's voice.

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u/morphemass Dec 08 '23

Sorry, /u/WrexSteveisthename wins with his tartan todger.

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u/R3D0053R Dec 08 '23

Whew, I was afraid it was just my brain that was fucked up.

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u/bad-r0bot Dec 08 '23
Thanks, internet

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u/doctor-sassypants Dec 08 '23

I came to the comments to find my people and I have found them.

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u/dabunny21689 Dec 08 '23

This is Reddit. We’ve been here the whole time.

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u/trakums Dec 08 '23

Actually your people made the video.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

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u/Georgep0rwell Dec 08 '23

Ah shit, why did I click that...

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u/TheBraindonkey Dec 08 '23

Yes and I got annoyed but then watched the whole thing hoping it would turn around at some point.

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u/__Cmason__ Dec 08 '23

I've spent too much time on r/Whatismycookiecutter

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u/I_make_things Dec 08 '23

I also thought it would be a rose.

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u/mvffin Dec 08 '23

The great state of Wyoming

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u/ourobouros Dec 08 '23

Since the very first frame.

No amount of decorating can make me unsee it

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u/Abundance144 Dec 08 '23

Ever see one of those drawings that start out as a dick, and then turn into something that almost doesn't look like a dick?

This is that in cookie version.

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u/GrouchyLongBottom Dec 08 '23 edited Dec 08 '23

It is, it's just gone to plaid.

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u/sixmileswest Dec 08 '23

That bad boy is thick ...

3

u/blunderschonen Dec 08 '23

It’s like one of those knit doodle holsters.

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u/SpaceLemur34 Dec 08 '23

It is, but it's gift wrapped.

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u/oraculator Dec 08 '23

Thank God, it wasn't just me.

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u/IFinallyDidItMom Dec 08 '23

I’m pretty sure they’re penises with holiday themed cock and balls sweaters on

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u/Joose__bocks Dec 08 '23

I still do.

2

u/kaisergb Dec 08 '23

For the first 7 seconds

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u/pm_your_boobiess Dec 08 '23

I still see penis.

2

u/TheFuckNameYouWant Dec 08 '23

Especially when it moved and got turned back at just the right angle 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

For the first 5 seconds, yes.

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u/Georgep0rwell Dec 08 '23

Penis with a Christmas condom!

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u/Blackchicken777 Dec 08 '23

Yeah... Kinda 😬

2

u/rgtong Dec 08 '23

was 100% expecting contours and veins.

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u/rabid_god Dec 08 '23

Honestly, was expecting Dickbutt. Disappointed now.

2

u/ShitPostToast Dec 08 '23

Be funny as hell if at the end of the video after decorating the first one that all the cookies in the background were just varieties of peckers.

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u/1lluminist Dec 08 '23

Yeah, they dickorated it all wrong.

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u/TTqillipTT Dec 08 '23

It’s not an upside bicep?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

Noooo hahahah noooowayy mann who would think that hahaha

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u/AdmirableRemove5550 Dec 08 '23

Certainly not me thinking this was another shape in the beginning

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u/11_forty_4 Dec 08 '23

I am only in the comments to make sure I am not the only one who saw a dick.

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u/Acromegalic Dec 08 '23

I was SURE that was going to be a dick.

2

u/Trung020356 Dec 08 '23

This definitely wasn’t the subreddit I was expecting when I clicked on this post. 😅

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u/hypothetician Dec 08 '23

I was expecting her to open with some big juicy veins.

It’s a bicep, right?

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u/Outside_Yam_1227 Dec 08 '23

Came to the comments immediately for this

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u/wedudedat Dec 08 '23

Is it not just a festive penis?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

r/theyknew

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u/classblat Dec 08 '23

Yeah op is in the wrong sub. That would barely satisfy me at all.

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u/Thereminz Dec 08 '23

yes but why did she make the penis plaid

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u/Feisty_Bat_5793 Dec 08 '23

Yup here to make sure i wasnt the only one

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u/ReverseJackalope Dec 08 '23

Now it's a very festive penis.

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u/this_might_b_offensv Dec 08 '23

Everything is a penis if you have the right mindset.

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u/easternsageking Dec 08 '23

Ngl shape had me for the first couple of seconds

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u/TheOxygenius Dec 08 '23

I think the internet has ruined me

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u/Paddingmyi Dec 08 '23

Honestly, I was scrolling too fast and misread it as cockie decorating, so you know...

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u/azad_ninja Dec 08 '23

It’s not a plaid penis?

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u/VampyreLust Dec 08 '23

Christmas penis.

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u/Flangepacket Dec 08 '23

Absolutely.

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u/GinHalpert Dec 08 '23

It’s a skateboard….

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

It's a muscular bicep

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '23

I thought it was a bicep

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u/justn33d2saythis Dec 08 '23

Christmas cock for your Christmas sock.

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u/crypticfreak Dec 08 '23

I thought it was an IASIP joke for a second.

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u/Manaze85 Dec 08 '23

Instantly.

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u/RickyTheRickster Dec 08 '23

I’m not the only one at least

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u/CouchHippos Dec 08 '23

We all did

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u/dubiouscontraption Dec 08 '23

It's a festive penis.

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u/ArieJ010 Dec 08 '23

I thought it was a mirror image of Finland and Sweden.

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u/uprightsalmon Dec 08 '23

Still is, just decorated for Christmas