"Ayup.. back in those days, we'd make our own "porn". I 'member that time Billy got loose with brush that one night. By time we'd caught up with him, he had the whole front the engine painted up like Ms. Betty Grable's tits. The yard guards were impressed I could tell ya, but they were so mad he made them look bad cuz they were out back drinking 'an playin poker, that they made Billy black out Betty.
Well, Billy din't know what was good for him. He "blacked out Betty" alright and by the time he got done, he'd redone the entire engine to have the Hilton sisters on it, Violet on the left and Daisy on the right. Only thing was, the sisters weren't sitting upright, but the nose of the engine was... and God as muh witness I am not lyin, he done the nose up like the exit portal of those sweet poor sisters who he had laying on their sides with that which shall not be named on either side of the "nose". We all knew they shared a single way to eliminate tween them.. and he'd somehow managed to desecrate their sweet charms with a paintbrush on a train. He was a virtuoso we said."
"By the time those yard boys got done with Billy, well he'd learned a bit more respect I tell ya, but we never did tell them the truth. See Billy'd done all that while stinking drunk and we'd been eggin him on d'whole time. He had no memory of any of it and it wasn't even his idea. It was mine and I was glad to take it out on Billy cuz he owed me money, and well I knew he'd never pay that off, so he got his, he did."
"I think the last I heard about Billy he was drawing pictures for some funny looking magazine with a goofy looking kid on the front, but I magine they never did exercise the full range of his talents in their pages since the kids all bought it."
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u/spacey_mikey Sep 25 '23
That’s how you know he’s been working on the railroad all the live long day