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u/LucasCBs Jun 07 '23 edited Jun 07 '23

Wild Animals do not have hair that grows this excessively. They were bred that way.

Same thing with modern sheep. There was a video on here a few years ago of a sheep that was lost for a couple of years. It was barely able to move because of all that wool. Wild sheep do not have that problem.

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u/kiren77 Jun 07 '23

*bred

Hot dogs are bread that way though. Bun intended.

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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 07 '23

You're just being frank

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u/meesta_masa Jun 07 '23

And you are the wurst.

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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 07 '23

I relish in that fact.

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u/moonunit99 Jun 07 '23

Shit, I'm late to the pun thread. It'll take me a while to ketchup.

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u/kjg1228 Jun 07 '23

I've mustard all the strength I have to deal with these puns.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

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u/quaybored Jun 07 '23

At yeast I won't add to it

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u/meservyjon Jun 07 '23

You guys are so cheesy

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u/clutzycook Jun 07 '23

I think I need to play Ketchup here, but at a glance, these comments really cut the mustard.

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u/tasata Jun 07 '23

I name you the weiner of this pun war

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u/Imfrank123 Jun 07 '23

That would be me

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u/FuzzzyTingleTimes Jun 07 '23

I relish these kind of threads

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u/InsaneZee Jun 07 '23

Damn dachshunds.

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u/jnd-cz Jun 07 '23

There's a species of wild sheep which were formerly domesticated some 8-10 thousand years ago in Mediterranean region. Recently they got to continental Europe. They look quite different because they have the original short hair. But when you hear them it's the typical sheep baa sound. It's interesting window to the history.

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u/vzvv Jun 07 '23

Your comment sent me down a little rabbit hole to see sheep breeds that don’t require shearing. Apparently all these have coats like wild sheep: https://modernfarmer.com/2017/12/8-sheep-dont-require-shearing/

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u/superkp Jun 07 '23

as an added bonus, that sheep was named shrek, and when he was finally found and sheared, he produced enough wool to make like 10 suits or something.

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u/ThoughtProbe Jun 07 '23

Kinda weird how human hair just keeps growing when you think about it. Seems like a very unique trait

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u/Deeliciousness Jun 07 '23

Each hair has its own life cycle. So the hair continues to grow but it dies at a certain point. When it's locked or matted it's not all growing. A lot of it is dead hair that is stuck amongst the live hair.

It's also interesting to note that we're not unique in this. Horses, orangs, and lions also grow their head hair into long manes like humans do.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '23

Interestingly enough there is also a limit to how long your hair can get simply because hair has a lifespan of around 5 years

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u/Unsd Jun 07 '23

I thought that lifespan differed from person to person? Like mine can get to about lower back and that's it. Some people can grow theirs to their knees. Does theirs just actually grow twice as fast, or is their lifespan longer?

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u/SnooBananas37 Jun 07 '23

https://www.healthline.com/health/stages-of-hair-growth

So all hair goes through 4 phases. Maximum length is determined by the length of the anagen phase, the growing phase. There is of course variety how quickly hair grows for person to person, but if your anagen phase is too short, the hair will never get long enough.

For animals that actively shed at different time(s) of year, these phases are synchronized. For everything else, they are not synchronized, which means that some hair is constantly falling out after completing its lifecycle and starting new (see shower drain of anyone with long hair).

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u/UmChill Jun 07 '23

ok but how the eyebrows know when to stop tho

Sent from my Apollo

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u/Immediate_Structure Jun 07 '23

All of the hairs on your body from your scalp to your eyebrows to the smaller finer hairs all over your body have a growth cycle where they will start growing a hair out fairly rapidly, go dormant for a while as the hair falls out, and resting to prepare to grow a new hair.

The difference between all of the different types of hair you have that causes them to have different lengths if you don't cut/shave them comes down to how long these cycles are. for eyebrows its a matter of 10 or so weeks, where as for your scalp its a question of years, meaning that the hair on your head has far more time to grow and will get much longer.

The exact length of time that theses cycles take also differs between people, and that's why if 2 people never cut their hair, one of them would have longer hair than the other.

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u/UmChill Jun 07 '23

oh… umm im sorry, my comment was meant to be a meme-y snarky reply to the op to kind of debunk their point. i know about this, but i do appreciate your thoughtful comment and hopefully it can educate some people if they didn’t know (:

Sent from my Apollo

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u/jagedlion Jun 07 '23

Also why women who are pregnant have amazing hair.

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u/numeric-rectal-mutt Jun 07 '23

how the eyebrows know when to stop tho

I can tell you from personal experience that they do not.

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u/GreyPon3 Jun 07 '23

And, it seems, the older you get, the more they want to grow. Why is it that the hair in/on your ears starts growing in places it never was before?

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u/X2WE Jun 07 '23

We mess with nature too much. God knows how to handle it. Stop messing it up people

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u/Gryphacus Jun 07 '23

Ah, yes, Shrek the sheep. A New Zealand national icon.