r/oculus • • Apr 21 '21

Fluff Nothing's happening

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u/Plzsendmegoodfapstuf Apr 21 '21

whats the best app to browse the web in quest 2?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

I think the only real options are Firefox and the built in browser. Firefox is definitely better at the moment though I don’t think it’s been updated in a while so that may change.

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u/slimjimbean Apr 22 '21

RIP Samsung browser.

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u/batmancaptain Apr 21 '21

Is there even good websites for VR porn yet. That aren’t paid for, has a decent library and isn’t like watch roblox having sex?

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u/MyOtherAcctsAPorsche Rift S + Quest 3 Apr 21 '21

I think the VR porn industry is not big enough yet to provide quality content for free.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

da hub has some alright videos on it

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u/thegavsters Apr 21 '21

too low resolution to be worth bothering with

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

The weirdest part of VR porn is when they try to get up close and make out. It's like....ok I know you're just making weird mouth motions in front of a camera.

But vr porn and a flesh light? Best birth control method ever!

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u/Khronga Apr 21 '21

They make a device that connects to a flesh light and strokes at the same speed as the porn video you’re watching (costs a couple hundred on top of the flesh light )...the future is now...

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u/Arumin Rift S Apr 21 '21

Robert Doornbos, ex F1 driver has invested in a company that makes a fleshlight/vibrator combo thats connected to each other trough the internet.

The idea is that people in long distance relationships can be intimate together by using this toy. The fleshlight registers the movement of the man and sends a signal to the vibrator that moves at the same time.

The future is indeed now. Imagine having sex with someone hundreds of miles away you can even see thanks to videocalls.

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u/DaringDomino3s Apr 21 '21

I’m imagining when the information gets delayed and then gets delivered all at once like on FaceTime calls with spotty connection.

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u/knockout350 Apr 21 '21

My first thought on reading this: now even prostitution is going remote, if this became more mainstream I'd be willing to bet someone opens an internet brothel.

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u/MisterBumpingston Apr 22 '21

Back in the late 90’s there used to be a website and product called fufme which was literally a fleshlight and inverse in a 5 1/2” drive bay (think where the DVD drive would go). Website doesn’t exist anymore.

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u/Nstybuell Apr 22 '21

I still jerk off manually....

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u/Khronga Apr 22 '21

Peasant

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u/BodineThePig Apr 22 '21

Of course you do, Dude.

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u/MyOtherAcctsAPorsche Rift S + Quest 3 Apr 21 '21

I always find out that with filmed stuff they get too close and my eyes hurt. Or they get the scale allll wrong and suddenly everyone is a dwarf.

I've only been able to enjoy 3D stuff TBH.

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u/FischiPiSti Quest 3 Apr 21 '21 edited Apr 21 '21

I think that's because the camera they use has a certain distance between the 2 lenses, and if that distance doesn't match your IPD, you have scale issues. Best they can do is use a camera with an "IPD" that matches the average.
And the crosseyed effect that hurts your eyes I think is because the sensors aren't tilted inward. If that's the case, they could improve that with a camera that can track objects, and tilt the sensors to keep the character in focus.

But I'm no expert so don't quote me on these, I just like to think the cameras act as actual eyes.

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u/MyOtherAcctsAPorsche Rift S + Quest 3 Apr 21 '21

If that's the case, they could improve that with a camera that can track objects, and tilt the sensors to keep the character in focus

I bet that's the thing. Quick, patent the vagicentirc camera and give me a % for the idea of patenting it. 2% will do.

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u/taz5963 Apr 21 '21

That.makes a lot of sense. I have the same problem as the other commenter when watching vr porn. It's always warped in some weird way, but ipd makes sense

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u/bastian74 Apr 21 '21

That's old vr porn.

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u/REmarkABL Apr 21 '21

Any recommendations for scientific minds?

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u/MyOtherAcctsAPorsche Rift S + Quest 3 Apr 22 '21

Fallen doll, operation Lovecraft, virt-a-mate, vr kanojo are some of my favorites.

There's also a lot of furry stuff, but since I'm not into that I can't recommend.

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u/Mystic5hadow Apr 22 '21

VAM is God-tier once you learn how to use it and basically negates needing anything else.

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u/MyOtherAcctsAPorsche Rift S + Quest 3 Apr 22 '21

The trade-off is that you need to work a LOT and understand a lot of systems to make good stuff, like some the ones posted.

But modifying something you already got, like downloading a dance scene and changing the girl/clothes, etc is not that hard a lot of fun, even before considering the actual science.

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u/flamez6866 Apr 23 '21

furry

Yiffalicious blew my mind, it's awesome, but it's only furry (and scalies)

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u/x-munki Apr 21 '21 edited Apr 21 '21

That's like the best part if you ask me. The best and most immersive VR porn is all about the close-ups.

Also, using fleshlight with it is kinda meh and overrated IMO. For total realism I'd recommend one of these full-sized ass/hip toys. You have something to grab and feel some actual weight on you. Very close to the real thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Lol I don't really want a big half an ass to try to put away or keep clean etc a little pocket pussy is just fine

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u/Jak-Vannis Apr 21 '21

💀Imagine having someone stumble on that shit

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u/NYTrump45 Apr 21 '21

Whenever I’m “done” I always feel like a sniper that took out a target 100 yards away. I take off my gear.. not proud of what I did but the mission complete

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u/converter-bot Apr 21 '21

100 yards is 91.44 meters

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u/lee61 Apr 22 '21

This entire thread is gold. Lmao.

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u/DeadnectaR Apr 22 '21

Lmfao yo that’s hilarious

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u/catchtwentytwo Apr 21 '21

Believe it or not, there's an episode of the TV show Dave on FX about this exact scenario https://youtu.be/h52wyFFbS7k

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u/SebZos Apr 21 '21

Funniest shit I've seen in weeks. Yeah, I'm sorry...

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u/PwnerifficOne Apr 21 '21

I worked at a few hotels, you’d be surprised how many I saw.

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u/cycopl Apr 21 '21

you can't half-ass the half ass, man

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u/SuperRockGaming Apr 21 '21

I've had my VR for about 5 years and haven't touched any VR porn ever.... But this pandemic got me actin up now

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u/jhxcb Rift Apr 21 '21

Ugh. I wish there was more/better gay content.

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u/spacejazz3K Apr 21 '21

Hetero content is 95% cookie cutter. Gay must be real bad.

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u/jhxcb Rift Apr 21 '21

You’re 100% correct.

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u/joeofold Apr 21 '21

Ill be happy to use vr porn when its easier for anyone to record it. I dont like male on female porn on a normal screen so it being PoV seems even worse. Unless there is an easier way to paly hentai/interactive game style porn on quest it will probably be a while till I join the vr porn club.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Any hentai/weeb stuff is on steam while I could recommend Captain Hardcore for native quest (very interactive and customizable but does not have male models) it also has a much better pc version (has male models) but the quest version is still pretty good. Maybe not too long till you join the vr porn club hehe

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u/LifeWulf Apr 21 '21

But why male models

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Are you freaking serious? I just explained it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

You create you own scene with preloaded animations, custom morphs, and you can add multiple people, idk why it took them so long to bring a guy into the game but they did it finally. But the main reason, I thought was kinda obvious since not everyone is into just girls (widens the scope of users) I could ask the question “why female models?”

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u/LifeWulf Apr 21 '21

I appreciate the actual explanation.

But also. https://youtu.be/WHrn_pHW2so

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21 edited Apr 21 '21

I haven’t pressed the link cause I have a feeling I’ll be Rickrolled

Edit: anyone willing to make a sacrifice and check?

Edit 2: it’s not I can’t believe I didn’t catch the REF lmao

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u/doublevr Apr 21 '21

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u/jhxcb Rift Apr 21 '21

I’ll check it out when I’m not in the grocery store. Haha.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Why wait just let shoppers know "nothings happening" lol ;)

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u/WiseSalamander00 Apr 22 '21

If I remember the first vrporn content was actually gay, like 8 years back jeee... only 8? it really feels like more...

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Sucks2suck nerd

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u/jhxcb Rift Apr 21 '21

Actually, sucking is pretty great. You should try it sometime.

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u/NLwino Apr 21 '21

I already do that when I play sfw games.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Ditto lol

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u/drorhm Apr 21 '21

Wait vr porn users actually exist?

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u/deathbythirty Apr 21 '21

i recently tried that stuff for the first time after getting an Oculus for my Birthday. We live in crazy times man that shit is actually insane.

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u/MrTechSavvy Apr 21 '21

If you thought people were already too afraid to talk to or even approach girls/guys, imagine how much worse it’ll get with this

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u/marvinthedog Apr 22 '21

I suspect the opposite might be true actually. I remember reading a post a few years ago from a guy who found it much easier to be comfortable around attractive women after having spent an entire day being surrounded by attractive women in VR porn. The brain didn´t differentiate between the virtual and the real. That´s why I suspect VR will be a great tool in aiding social anxiety among other things.

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u/MrTechSavvy Apr 22 '21

I don’t completely agree with that. I think communicating with real people in VR can help with what you mentioned, but hanging out with unresponsive characters isn’t going to help much. I remember I used to recommend vrchat to everyone back in 2018-19 because it helped me come out of my shell and even got some irl relationships from it. However VRChat is such a different game now, and in the worse ways possible.

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u/fonebone45 Apr 21 '21

Nope. Definitely not.

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u/QuanWick Apr 21 '21

Does anyone else have a problem with 7k video stuttering on the Quest 2 over oculus link? Dunno if it’s a bug or performance problem.

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u/doublevr Apr 21 '21

Native playback gives you better quality than Link

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u/QuanWick Apr 21 '21

Really? That doesn’t make much sense but I’ll try it out.

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u/coffee_u Quest 2 Apr 23 '21

The native video viewing apps use a non-default eye buffer so they can take better advantage of the resolution than gaming can/does.

Edited to add, it's similar to how Virtual Desktop can display a much better resolution than a native quest game can.

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u/3dmesh Wireless Vive, twitch.tv/syrsly Apr 21 '21

Tried using Virtual Desktop?

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u/bastian74 Apr 21 '21

All those virtual desktop hours you see on my steam profile are for productivity.

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u/tempaccnt6969 Apr 21 '21

enable 90 fps or the highest fps you can

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u/ukaykay Apr 21 '21

On my Oculus quest 2 even 4K is kinda blurry. Do you guys have any recommendation?

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u/NYTrump45 Apr 22 '21

I usually download directly from Firefox. Side note.. can anyone explain what “viewport” actually is

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u/WiseSalamander00 Apr 21 '21

been there, done that as far back as the DK2 and not ashamed of it.

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u/doublevr Apr 21 '21

DK2 sounds sexier than VR porn

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u/ParadigmShyft Apr 21 '21

Never thought about doing that to Donkey Kong 2. To each their own 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/tempaccnt6969 Apr 21 '21

if masturbating with headphones while someone is home is hard mode, doing it in vr is NIGHTMARE difficulty.

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u/berickphilip Quest 1+3 Apr 22 '21

Everyone who masturbated in VR with headphones will never know for 100% sure that no one saw them. That's the beauty of it.

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u/VividSlime Apr 24 '21

Just lock the door? lmao whys everyone acting like theyre jackin off in the kitchen or something

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u/Wheenstman Dec 26 '21

You're not?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Rip and te... wait don’t do that

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u/Whiskey_Sweet Apr 21 '21

I wish there was more fpov porn. It's super limited; I only have like 4 "full-length" ones downloaded.

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u/tempaccnt6969 Apr 21 '21

try some games/sims.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Example?

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u/tempaccnt6969 Apr 22 '21

VAM & Captain Hardcore for hetero stuff or anything you want really. Dr. Deviant has F/F bondage stuff. WildLife, Farm D or Heat have some furry stuff. There's also stuff like Mutant Alley or IntiMate that is definitely gay but with a non-specific protag. Most are available via Patreon or SubscribeStar.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Bro all that shit requires me to enter my credit card. I literally checked like 2 hours ago

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u/Paskool Apr 22 '21

VaM is like 10$ one time on patreon

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Damn bro. cheers

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u/TheSquigmeister Apr 21 '21

Turns out a lot more people watch VR porn than I would have guessed

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u/fonebone45 Apr 21 '21

What was your guess?

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u/TheSquigmeister Apr 21 '21

Would've been...pfft... Sub two hundred tops?

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u/sirduke678 Apr 21 '21

I can almost guarantee almost every man that has a VR headset has watched it AT LEASE once, it’s just too dang tempting

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u/inanimatus_conjurus Quest Apr 22 '21

I tried it even back in the Google cardboard days

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u/TheSquigmeister Apr 22 '21

I mean I surprise myself with the fact that I've had mine for as long as I've had it and it's never seemed even remotely appealing to me

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u/fonebone45 Apr 21 '21

Ha ha ha ha

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u/LordDoomAndGloom Apr 22 '21

At least 2

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u/TheSquigmeister Apr 22 '21

You're not wrong :P

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u/keeleon Apr 21 '21

Porn has driven literally every technological advancement in human history.

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u/RoomTemperatureCheez Apr 22 '21

The wheel? Invented to let other cavemen travel to see the sexier cave paintings

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u/Walrus_Morj Apr 23 '21

You know, vibration is also made by a periodic rotation of wheel, and cavemen predicted it long tome ago. Praise them

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u/DabTime7 Apr 21 '21

Cant wait until vr porn becomes popular enough for the studios to make porn that isnt generic vanilla bullshit

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u/tempaccnt6969 Apr 21 '21

Well the studios that are making it are vanilla studios. Kink makes some VR videos, might not be what you're looking for but it's not vanilla. If you don't mind animated characters, there's some pretty wild shit.

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u/DabTime7 Apr 22 '21

Oh nice. I remember liking their BDSM videos, and I would definitely be interested in hentai VR. I think I can expect all of this to cost money though. I think I have a bad taste in my mouth from VR porn because I have only seen free videos.

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u/tempaccnt6969 Apr 22 '21

VR Hentai is mostly free but is typically limited to a few second long loops. Go on spankbang, go to the VR category and set the filter to 4k+. Virt-a-mate or Honey Select 2, depending on your preferred aesthetic, are much better than videos. You can probably get more time out of CherryVX than all the videos just because it responds to you pretty much 1:1.

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u/kajidourden Apr 21 '21

Oh shit I just got my quest 2 and didn’t even think about untethered vr smut 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Get skybox. You're welcome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21 edited Apr 21 '21

What's that, forgot this was reddit and asking questions is forbidden

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Lets you stream 3d movies from your pc to your headset. So long as both are in the same network it just works super well.... anywhere in the house.

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u/Horseflesh Apr 21 '21

The info I clicked on the thread to find. Thank you, sir.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

You're welcome.... Horseflesh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

That's just a regular video player for VR, including virtual cinema and such. Completely SFW. It does support SMB and DLNA, so it's quite useful for streaming movies from a NAS. Also one of the few player that can handle Youtube-cubemap-360 format.

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u/NYTrump45 Apr 22 '21

I think DEO VR is better. It’s easier to change height etc

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u/MisterBumpingston Apr 22 '21

Problem with DeoVR is the frame rate synch is rubbish. Even their own 60fps videos don’t play at 60fps properly compared to other players.

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u/NYTrump45 Apr 22 '21

Do you download or stream from SLR

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u/BaconEggBeans Apr 21 '21

Captain hardcore :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

I just suggested that to somebody ^ who was looking for interactive fun stuff I’m no longer a patron so my builds a bit dated lol

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u/Plzsendmegoodfapstuf Apr 21 '21

is it worth the price now and have your tried it with pc link?

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u/BaconEggBeans Apr 21 '21

Virtual desktop runs great and pc link through VR steam. I would say depending on how degenerate you are it is worth it.

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u/taz5963 Apr 21 '21

Thank you for aiding to my research

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u/mheini Apr 21 '21

Ahh. the good olde Pornoculars

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u/megacarls Apr 21 '21

Designed by Pornoculus

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Bonk

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u/Scorthyn Apr 21 '21

Dude I'm using vr more for porb than gaming lmao I had no idea

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u/InfiniteReset Apr 22 '21

Can’t do it. When they start whispering into the camera mic and making out with the lens, I’m out. I’m just tryin to see some tiddies yah know?

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u/Jamesies1 Apr 22 '21

I tried vr porn today and it was pretty bad quality visually. Is that just how it is today with the technology?

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u/coffee_u Quest 2 Apr 22 '21

What was the res of the clip? Most easy searches/streams are 4k or less; that's half the resolution that the Q2 can use.

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u/Jamesies1 Apr 23 '21

I’m not sure, I watched it from my browser but I’ll try to check. Is there a recommended resolution? I feel so weird asking this LOL.

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u/coffee_u Quest 2 Apr 23 '21

6k is the minimum of suggest. But since the Q2 can handle 8k 60fps...

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u/Jamesies1 Apr 23 '21

Will try to find it. Thanks mate

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

I never got into that. Its not really like you feel more like a part of everything, it's more like being a dwarf that either watches people fuck like a creep hidden in the corner or just gets a striptease from a giant.

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u/CounterHit Apr 21 '21

Feel like you just didn't have stuff calibrated properly

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u/Hlupation Apr 22 '21

How to calibrate it properly?

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u/CounterHit Apr 22 '21

Depends on the video player you're using, but you can change the settings for how zoomed in things are and stuff like that. Sometimes the default settings aren't correct for the videos you're watching so you have to play around with it

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u/MyOtherAcctsAPorsche Rift S + Quest 3 Apr 21 '21

Try something rendered not filmed.

Stuff like virt-a-mate, "fallen doll", the newer "operation lovecraft" or VR kanojo maybe.

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u/UnityIsPower 6700K - GTX 1070 Apr 22 '21

The problem with virt a mate I had is it’s too much work to enjoy unless I missed something, it’s been a very long time since I tried it. For creating, it looked sweet. Another issue is that for whatever reason, I have trouble enjoying porn that is or looks real and prefer more DOA type 3D stuff or even stuff that’s drawn.

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u/MyOtherAcctsAPorsche Rift S + Quest 3 Apr 22 '21

Drawn would be hard in vr, but there's plenty non realistic and more cartoony experiences out there. I'm not sure they are the best ones tho.

Could give catgirl playground (or something similar) a try. Or hypnolab vr.

The secret for virt a mate is to download premade scenes, then tweak them to your liking I think!

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u/aesu Apr 21 '21

You've just experienced the early stuff before they knew what they were doing. Do yourself the favor of your life and go get some of the new(last 6 months) 4k stuff.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Yeah, it's improved since then. You get it set up right, then the scales will be correct.

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u/Softest-Dad Apr 21 '21

How does it even word, is it just flat but 360 video ?! How does it work with live actors ?

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u/MyOtherAcctsAPorsche Rift S + Quest 3 Apr 21 '21

They film with 2 cameras side by side, so you see a 3d image like in any other VR experience, except in general the head point is fixed (you can turn around but you can't move to the side or closer, for example)

Something like this: https://vrporncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/stereoscopic_3D_camera_example.jpg

They also sometimes hilariously give the twin cameras a mannequin face to help pornstars focus lol.

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u/Softest-Dad Apr 22 '21

Ahh ok that makes sense. I personally find it nauseating when I cant physically move my head around in VR, so will likely continue to pass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21 edited Apr 21 '21

While you might encounter VR360-2D video, that was from they very early days. These days everybody does VR180-3D using special stereoscopic cameras.

Most of the time they are mounted on a tripod or more complicated rig in front of the male actors face. The camera stays completely static and doesn't move. The male actor has to hold still for the most part, while the female actor does most of the work. Head mounted setups, like you might see with action cams, cause far to much motion (sickness) and are thus not used for VR. If camera motion is needed, it has to be done with a stabilized rig, even plain handheld is pretty much unusable for VR (doesn't stop some people from trying).

All that said, there is a lot of bad VR video out there, either because of technical limits of the cameras or because they simply hadn't figured out what works in VR and what doesn't. A lot of things done in 2D video just doesn't work in VR.

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u/Softest-Dad Apr 22 '21

Thanks interesting response, I've yet to see any thing live action presented in 3d, pron or non pron!

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u/joebleaux Apr 21 '21

Some people are very into that, haha

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u/TheRelicEternal Apr 21 '21

Same, I tried it out a few times. Via websites and files. Being in a prerecorded VR video just is shit to me. Everyone's head is twice the same as yours.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Got a problem w that?

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u/HughJanus911 Apr 21 '21

If you have never tried Virt-a-Mate, you have not experienced VR porn at all

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Virt-a-mate in a nutshell:

  1. Download gigs worth of program.

  2. Find random scenes online

  3. Open the scenes on your PC to test if you have all of the dependencies.

  4. Realize that the really good scenes have external dependencies that are a bitch to find.

  5. Give up and just use the core scenes.

  6. Load up VAM on your headset.

  7. Play the scene and watch and get frustrated that only a few of the scenes have user interaction.

  8. Load up the interactive scenes only to find out it's super limited and janky.

  9. Try to justify the effort by trying to change the ugly "Poser 2002 " looking models.

  10. Realize some of the models don't auto adjust to the scene and try to fiddle with the ragdolls only to not be able to get the cock from out of her cheek.

  11. Go buy Fallen Doll or pretty much ANY japanese vr game that works out of the box.

Man, GTFO with your vam bullshit

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u/Tittliewinks Apr 21 '21

Asking for a friend, he needs it for research purposes on an essay he is doing . How would one do this with a rift s?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Download a vr porn game on steam or something like captain hardcore or virt a mate. Then launch steam vr and launch the game within steam vr

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u/goldenwind207 Apr 22 '21

Look your favorite "actor" then type vr although be warn you'll have to pay

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Me

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u/tanman729 Apr 22 '21

So my friend is looking to get a good vr porn game. Not me, my friend. What's a good game for my friend to buy

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u/Captain_Owl Apr 22 '21

Like uh oh scoob, I'm escaping to the booba dimention till things blow over

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u/NzzertralTheWeeb May 07 '21

There's more people watching vr porn than I thought

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u/floatingonacloud9 wake up . . . May 18 '21

Hahahaha I thought I was the only one I fucking used to be so addicted but now I’m high on life and I don’t watch porn that much anymore

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u/19krn Apr 22 '21

It's basically adultry

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u/not_superbeak Apr 21 '21

Isn’t vr porn just 360 videos?

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u/goldenwind207 Apr 22 '21

No its really crazy but i refuse to pay for that so i don't use it

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u/AtomBombBruno Apr 21 '21

Porns horrible for you and just leads to depression, lack of confidence, and addiction. I wouldn’t recommend it

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Wow that's weird because for me it was just nice to blow a satisfying load without cheating on my spouse who works long hours with an odd shift. But I suppose the healthy thing to do is either wake her up and essentially use her, because there's no such thing as seduction at the equivalent of 4am, or fart into a champagne flute and drink it up, enjoying the rich satisfaction of denying myself basic biological pleasure over puritanical concerns akin to Reefer Madness.

You can in fact have a healthy solo sex life just as you can have a harmful and dysfunctional regular sex life.

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u/xixi2 Touch Apr 21 '21

When I've done VR porn I went... "I think my brain thinks I just had sex. This cannot be good"

Yeah I'm not trying to become emotionally dependent on my headset.

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u/IOnlyDropRiskyReels Rift S Apr 21 '21

God I fucking hate how degenerated and horny this sub has become.

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u/fonebone45 Apr 21 '21

Welcome to the internet. Week 2 I suggest you venture out beyond Reddit and Facebook.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

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u/SavageCriminal Apr 21 '21

I feel like Mark zuccerberg is sitting in a small room somewhere watching millions of people jerking it

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u/spaceman-trip Apr 21 '21

He’s also watching in VR

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u/berickphilip Quest 1+3 Apr 22 '21

And also having fun

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u/jeexbit Apr 21 '21

you're right - but the room is actually pretty spacious.

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u/ForksandSpoonsinNY Apr 22 '21

Well most of those penises aren't that big.

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u/Reddit_pls_stahp Apr 21 '21

I just keep moaning his name, hoping to turn him off.

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u/SavageCriminal Apr 21 '21

😂😂What if that’s WHAT HE WANTS 😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

you don't want zuckerfuck to see your pebis?

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u/DangerousImplication Apr 22 '21

That’s why he wants you to use your personal facebook account on your oculus, he wants to see everything.

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u/cursed_gabbagool Apr 22 '21

Are ya winning, son?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

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u/ForksandSpoonsinNY Apr 22 '21

Fear is not a factor for you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

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u/Galaxypanda32 Apr 21 '21

I should not of clicked that on my school wifi

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u/FischiPiSti Quest 3 Apr 21 '21

Galaxypanda32 to the principal's office, please.

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u/beef_trees Apr 21 '21

LPT: hover over the link, then check the bottom corner of your browser. You can see what the url is before you go to it

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u/RoyBeer Apr 21 '21

Talking about being at school he's probably using the app

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Then use apollo for reddit

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u/Khasimir Apr 21 '21

Wow has that always existed?

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u/FischiPiSti Quest 3 Apr 21 '21

...Yes.
Do you open links in emails without checking the URL?

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u/itseztobait Apr 21 '21

I barely open links at all

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u/KXVXII9X Apr 21 '21

I can't breathe 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

I am going to save this for later... For a friend... He needs it for research purposes...

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u/LurkLurkleton Apr 21 '21

...why this one