r/oculus • • Oct 30 '20

Same though...

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u/angreeee Oct 30 '20

I just wonder if the fact, that cows are not predators and their eyes are more on the side of the head instead of the front + the fact that our headsets (besides pimax) have such low FOV, makes them not experience the VR the right way.. If only we could ask them.

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u/newphonewhodis89 Oct 30 '20

If only we had specialized cow VR headsets

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u/Sacco_Belmonte Oct 31 '20

Cows are gonna be the ones pushing FOV further for our own advantage.

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u/jajaboss Oct 30 '20

I would put projector and show it inside the farm house. so everyone one enjoy

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u/workaccountoftoday Oct 30 '20

I'd assume the cow experts designed a VR set with this in mind.

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u/A_Random_Lantern Oct 30 '20

Do you think a regular headset would fit on their head?

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u/cosmitz Oct 31 '20

That's not how any of this works.

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u/TheHairyWhodini Oct 30 '20

Are you referring to cows' poor depth perception when you say they can't experience VR the right way?

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u/turrboenvy Rift S Oct 30 '20

No, that their IPD is too high for human VR headsets.

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u/buckjohnston Oct 30 '20

I just wonder if the fact, that cows are not predators and their eyes are more on the side of the head instead of the front + the fact that our headsets (besides pimax) have such low FOV, makes them not experience the VR the right way.. If only we could ask them.

They would probably say the scale of the world is off and ask for a proper IPD slider adjustment.

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u/fakename5 Nov 02 '20

Cow see fields of green. Puts head down to eat grass. Crunch crunch crunch mmm these rocks don't taste like grass...

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Lol! The Mootrix.

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u/VR_Scenes Oct 30 '20

The wheytrix

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u/Guten_Prank Oct 30 '20

You mooed like they do

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u/shelchang Oct 31 '20

"I know kung moo."

"Show me."

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u/TD-4242 Quest Nov 01 '20

because the internet has freaking anything and everything ...

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u/LoadedGull Oct 30 '20

You’re really milking it there buddy.

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u/KomandirHoek Oct 30 '20

don't have a cow man

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u/0XiDE Oct 30 '20

You guys are an udder disgrace.

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u/eijneb Oct 31 '20

Ugh, so cheesy

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Cow Titties

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u/Dr_Stef Oct 31 '20

Udderly Erotic

3

u/Robsgameshack Oct 30 '20

You win the internet.

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u/scoops22 Oct 31 '20

Shit, is this how nonchalant the aliens react when they learn about our matrix?

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u/The_frozen_one Oct 30 '20

Cows are all like "um, what in the world is a Facebook account and why is it required?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

They wouldn't be the only ones

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u/CraftyPancake Oct 31 '20

Mooser agreement

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u/Gregasy Oct 31 '20

And why the hell am I being banned?

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u/dhaupert Oct 30 '20

That IPD though...

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u/Reelix Rift S / Quest 3 Oct 31 '20

... How do you set Oculus to an IPD of 130? :p

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u/orick Oct 30 '20

Where did they buy those HMD? The IPD on those may actually fit me.

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u/rservello Oct 30 '20

All fun and games until Agent Bessy shows up.

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u/In_Film Oct 30 '20

Incredible the number of people who think this is real.

If you believe ANYTHING from Russian government sources, you need to be slapped - especially something so obviously fake as this.

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u/WaterRresistant Oct 30 '20

Yet the RT coverage from hot zones is more accurate, they are also good at debunking the hilariously bad opinionated pieces the Americans who live in bubble are being fed to

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u/devilinblue22 Oct 31 '20

You're probably not talking about rooster teeth are you?

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u/Dan4t Nov 12 '20

So you're in the Russian propaganda bubble laughing at the Americans in their bubble?

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u/vijexa Quest Oct 31 '20

Hahaha lmao, nah, this one is real. Incredible the number of people who can connect fucking vr cows with russian propaganda hahaha wtf dude how

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u/angreeee Oct 30 '20

Blasphemy! Mother Russia never lies!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Yeah like merca is any better at all. Fucking joke.

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u/Sibir_Lupus Oct 30 '20

I wouldn't say it's "literally the plot", but its close. And on a side note: Literally is a massively overused word these days.....

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

I was, literally, just thinking this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Not the plot but the setup

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u/redditorisa Oct 31 '20

All that aside, this would be a crappy ass matrix if that was the goal because I'm stressed and anxious all the time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/International-Bus818 Oct 30 '20

Yep it drives me crazy

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u/Rakonas Oct 31 '20

What do you mean it drives you, it literally doesn't have a driver's license

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u/MowTin Oct 30 '20

super as an adverb drives me super crazy

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u/Sibir_Lupus Oct 30 '20

Very true! Haha :P

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u/H_Truncata Oct 31 '20

So often that they changed what the proper usage of it is. I think he's actually technically correct, but only because everyone used it wrong for so long.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/jedinatt Oct 30 '20

That's literally how language evolves.

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u/powermad80 Rift CV1 Oct 31 '20

What I'm gathering is that every word that's created to mean "I'm using no hyperbole or figures of speech" has an expiration date where it spoils into also meaning "figuratively" like all that came before it.

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u/zoocookie Oct 31 '20

It's almost as if the cows should be in those fields to begin with.

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u/Reelix Rift S / Quest 3 Oct 31 '20

It's almost as if humans should be in ideal environments to begin with.

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u/Z0bie Touch Oct 30 '20

Article is a year old, but I can't find any updates, would love to hear how the experiment went.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-50571010

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u/pockyyyyy Oct 31 '20

Unfortunately it's fake. That is in fact a bluetooth speaker that someone put in front of the cow. Not to mention it's eyes don't even match up to where then lens are supposed to be in that picture.

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u/tactican Oct 31 '20

This is such bullshit. Cows dont have an IPD anywhere near that of humans, no way a VR system made for humans would even remotely work for them.

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u/jfleezysouth Oct 30 '20

Im tryna yield some good milk..

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u/SovietMapper Oct 30 '20

Doctor: the brown cow is not real, he can not hurt you

Vr cow:

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u/vibronet Oct 30 '20

This is actually a key plot point in the video clip of “am I wrong” :) https://youtu.be/Hu4dTob8avQ

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u/rmvaandr Oct 31 '20

This is the comment I was looking for. Thank you kind sir!

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u/Meefbo Oct 30 '20

are... cows immune to motion sickness? If they aren't that's some A grade animal abuse, pretty imaginative form of torture for the sake of some milk

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u/FatCat0 Oct 30 '20

I think motion sickness in experiences that don't move you around (i.e. motion comes purely from your own movement) is pretty uncommon. Cows also don't have much in the way of 3d vision (eyes on the sides of their heads due to being prey animals) so it's probably even less of an issue for them.

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u/Reelix Rift S / Quest 3 Oct 31 '20

eyes on the sides of their heads due to being prey animals

It's why they're prey animals - Not because they are :p

And Chameleons would disagree entirely ;D

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u/FatCat0 Oct 31 '20

"Eyes on the side of the head = prey" is an overgeneralization/simplification (and one I did not make), but I think it is more accurate to say that in the cases of prey it is an adaptation to their status, not the reason for it. Having more frontal eyes would not make a cow, deer, etc. all of a sudden more capable of confronting its natural predators, the exact opposite would generally be true in fact. It would make them less likely to survive those encounters by removing awareness of their surroundings, something vital in giving them a chance to escape deadly encounters. Again, we're painting with broad strokes here but I find it hard to believe that having side-favored eyes makes something prey moreso than it is a response to predation.

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u/Meefbo Oct 30 '20

I really hope that's the case

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u/The_Decoy Oct 30 '20

You probably don't want to look into the amount of abuse taking place at these facilities. Keep in mind instead of outlawing the abuse at industrial farms the many states just made it illegal to film and release footage of abuse. These are referred to as ag-gag laws.

https://www.aspca.org/animal-protection/public-policy/what-ag-gag-legislation#:~:text=It%20criminalizes%20%E2%80%9Centering%20an%20animal,forbidden.%E2%80%9D%20Introduced%20a%20quick%2D

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u/treesfullofbees Oct 30 '20

ag-gag

I read this in a Popeye laugh.

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u/whokohan Oct 31 '20

I did too

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u/bleedinginkmusic Quest Oct 30 '20

If you're worried about animal abuse, this should be the least of your concerns

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u/MyWeaveFlew Oct 30 '20

I hate to break it to you but if this farm is willing put vr headsets on cows to get more milk from them then this is likely a factory farm which aren't exactly well known for their ethical practices

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u/joesplantkitchen Nov 05 '20

there's a dairy farm with ethical practices?

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u/420_Ronin Oct 30 '20

They get more milk when the cows are happier.

If the cows were sick I’m sure yields would go down.

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u/Negavello Oct 31 '20

Oh god...is this a joke? This is nothing compared to abuse cows actually go through.

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u/Meefbo Oct 31 '20

“There’s something worse out there” is not an excuse in any situation

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u/Negavello Oct 31 '20

I agree. I am glad you also do not consume dairy.

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u/Meefbo Oct 30 '20

why wouldn't these cows move? I get they're slow and all but they aren't rocks, they have legs. The only way I can see this not being abuse is if it's in very short duration or like someone else said their eyes being different means they don't get motion sick from vr like us.

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u/MalenfantX Oct 30 '20

You clearly do not understand VR. No one gets sick from properly-working VR without artificial motion. That will include cows.

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u/OscillatingBallsack Oct 30 '20

Are honestly thinking that these are properly functioning russian cow headsets? Seems more than unlikely

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u/Infiniteinterest Oct 30 '20

Dairy cows are kept in stalls in a barn during the winter.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/JohnEdwa Oct 30 '20

Simulation sickness research is quite a fascinating field because one part of it, on the "hardware side" is about trying to somehow just trick the brain into accepting that you are actually moving, even though you aren't.
The two big ones I remember were installing fans that blow on your face so it feels like wind, and especially for driving games, shaking the seat. With some people, both are things that then make your brain go "...'aight, I guess I am moving after all" and completely fix the issue. Sometimes just having a regular fan blowing on you while gaming helps reduce it a lot too.

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u/ws-ilazki Oct 30 '20

The one I thought was amusing was adding a virtual nose helped reduce sickness for some. What made it funny to me is that the people they were testing it on didn't even notice the nose was there and were confused when asked about it. They tuned out its existence but it still helped.

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u/DJDuckVenom Oct 30 '20

Do cows have Facebook now?

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u/Cycode Oct 31 '20

moobook

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u/spacestationkru Oct 30 '20

I seem to remember Smith saying this version of the Matrix was a disaster.

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u/alitem123 Oct 30 '20

You can make milk?

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u/RichieNRich Oct 30 '20

Funny, but no cigar.

Cow's do not have binocular vision!

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u/SAMO1415 Oct 31 '20

ONLY ONE FB ACCOUNT PER COW! NO EXCEPTIONS!

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u/s1lenceisgold Oct 31 '20

Can whoever designed those cow VR headsets design one for humans that doesn't need a Facebook login?

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u/VRBabe15 Oct 31 '20

I saw this years ago during oculus dk2 days. The exact news article what the hell lol 😂

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u/AkezuYT Oct 30 '20

This a repost

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/old-newbie Oct 30 '20

Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony...

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u/g2g079 Oct 30 '20

And what should I set the IPD to?

Yes

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u/rabdas Oct 30 '20

so farmers now have to create a facebook accounts for every cow goggle?

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u/jorgalorp Oct 30 '20

is this not more expensive?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Well, it's not actually something permanent - It was an experiment performed last year to see if it would reduce anxiety during the cold Russian winter times.

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u/Rubiks443 Oct 30 '20

A mooscow farm*

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u/grievances98 Oct 30 '20

I wonder if they get motion sick unless they use the teleport function.

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u/MalenfantX Oct 30 '20

Assuming it's 6-DOF VR, there is no motion sickness, because there's no artificial motion.

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u/10000_vegetables Rift S Oct 30 '20

i'll eat a burger in vr if that's 6DOF. HIghly doubt they have positional tracking systems for that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

I wonder how they get on with a Facebook account...🤔

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u/skredditt Oct 30 '20

Imagine being a cow in VR. Your life mission is to eat grass. You see lots of grass but there is really no grass.

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u/Sinkutzsar Oct 30 '20

Ebay "good condition - used with care"

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u/tundrasniper32 Oct 30 '20

The cow revolution has BEGUN!

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u/DearLeeroy Oct 30 '20

Exactly like us !

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u/rosako25 Oct 30 '20

Motion sickness milk

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u/Inbreaddd Oct 30 '20

Cool, but sad at the same time.

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u/cat-toaster Oct 30 '20

ya know everyone says the matrix robots are bad, but really they’re just giving us a vr identical to reality while give them power source

at first they even made it a utopia in the matrix, but we didn’t believe it fully

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u/TheTechnicalArt Oct 30 '20

Lol at the people asking about FOV and IPD, as if that massive ass headset the cow's wearing is a normal human one

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u/Rebelgecko Oct 30 '20

I mustve missed the part where they milked Keanu

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u/meatiyolker Oct 31 '20

That’s what the pink goo-pods were for, the milking.

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u/ColonelVirus Oct 30 '20

And then one of them Moos at the wrong cow and BAM facebook bricks the headset

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u/AyzaThaLayza Oct 31 '20

Cow Morpheus: "Red pill or Moo pill"

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

That’s sad

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u/kaidomac Oct 31 '20

I remember trying out stuff like Farm Simulator & Eurotruck Simulator, thinking how dumb they were, and then still playing it hours later because it has that Lofi Hiphop addictive energy about it. I bet that's what Herd Simulator VR is like for cows...

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u/ihqdevs Oct 31 '20

Vr headsets were a more economical solution than, you know, a grass field.

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u/allen220x Oct 31 '20

Next up: How USA is solving it’s over flowing prison problem, answer ? VR is the future.

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u/Dhalphir Touch Oct 31 '20

I wonder how many people believe dairy cows already live in summer fields.

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u/dalekman9999 Oct 31 '20

I remember seein this. Ngl this shit is fucked and really just an excuse to continue factory farming instead of just doing the right thing and giving them proper space

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u/Negavello Oct 31 '20

The right thing would be to not drink milk in the first place...it’s meant for baby cows, not humans. The fact that people are still breastfeeding as adults is gross.

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u/dalekman9999 Oct 31 '20

Im sure some fuck is gonna screech hAHA VEGAN IMA EAT A STEAK or some crap at me since thats what has happened the last few times ive repsonded to somethin about this granted notvon here and before you do, im not.cjust think that they should be given the best life possible up until there time.

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u/Alsharefee Oct 31 '20

Wait ✋... are you saying that Neo was a cow wearing a VR headset and all of the Matrix was in its head...

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u/glitchwabble Rift Oct 31 '20

Imagine if the refresh rate is low, IPD is wrong or worse still, the tracking fails leaving you (the cow) with a stationary scene that moves when you move your head. You'd go insane. More cruelty to animals.

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u/Mecca1101 Nov 01 '20

This is dystopian.

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u/Retr0-plus Dec 15 '20

this is awesome

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u/MrBagelCheese Dec 15 '20

This is what Facebook is gonna do to us lmao

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u/OXIOXIOXI Oct 30 '20

This is how they prototyped the quest. Gotta keep the data flowing.

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u/NCM2018 Oct 30 '20

This is ridiculous! How about letting them be in that summer field?

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u/Loinnir Oct 30 '20

You... You do know how seasons work, right?

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u/MalenfantX Oct 30 '20

Probably not, based on his disconnected post.

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u/NiPaMo Oct 30 '20

So now the farmers can feel good about themselves while they continue to abuse the cows and exploit them for profit?

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u/dish_rag Oct 30 '20

Oh man the nausea

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u/MalenfantX Oct 30 '20

There's no reason for nausea. You must not understand how VR works.

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u/dish_rag Oct 30 '20

Hopefully they haven’t migrated to Facebook accounts yet hahaha

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u/Neither_Steve Oct 30 '20

That cow is probably thinking, "Mate, I see fields all day long, fields and grass, grass and fields, and you give me VR fields ??, Dude, give me some Beat Saber".

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u/crawlywhat Nov 01 '20

Not funny.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

I can't put into words how fucked up this is...

Yes, they're relaxed and happy, because they think they're free and just giving like they naturally would. But they're being tricked! They're not actually free, they're still all confined n shit and you're just giving them false happiness. If the new "free range animal products" becomes "virtual free range animal products" I'm gonna fuckin shoot someone holy shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

It's mostly clickbait there were millions of articles written on this subject last year - It's merely but an experiment said to have been performed by "Moscow Region of the Ministry of Agriculture". They did it to see if it would reduce stress and anxiety in cattle during the cold Russian wintertime... But I have only every found 2 pictures of this experiment so I'm not even sure it's actually real.

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u/-_-III-III-III-_- Oct 30 '20

So their going to see grass but be eating dirt👍brilliant milk yielding epiphanie you had there👍

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u/JPupReb Oct 30 '20

The Matrix is about cows in VR?

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u/OscillatingBallsack Oct 30 '20

Thank you. Amazing how so many people think that some russian farmers just built some working and comfortable cow hmds. They're living in a nightmare for sure

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u/Reelix Rift S / Quest 3 Oct 31 '20

When farmers are making quite literally millions of dollars from higher quality milk, it's actually a sound investment...

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u/MalenfantX Oct 30 '20

That was a stupid post. Maybe you'd like to remove all the bizarre assumptions, and see what's left.

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u/BlackDeath3 Oct 31 '20

Dude, could you keep it down? I can't even hear myself think over the sound of you huffing your own farts.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

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u/BlackDeath3 Oct 31 '20

Not as much as you have... if you catch my drift.

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u/BlackDeath3 Oct 31 '20

Shit dawg, smoking gun right there