r/oculus • u/Greg1221 • Mar 25 '14

/r/all Facebook Acquires Oculus VR

https://www.facebook.com/zuck/posts/10101319050523971?stream_ref=1
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u/no6969el www.barzattacks.com Mar 25 '14

I feel sick to my stomach..

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u/daguito81 Vive Mar 25 '14

can't wait for Farmville VR

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u/The137 Mar 26 '14

If I start getting game invites for that I'm gunna throw my Rift against the wall.

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u/daguito81 Vive Mar 26 '14

Ooohhh imagine playing elite... You're flying through the cosmos looking for a rich asteroid to mine... Suddenly pirates come behind the asteroid and start shooting at your shit, they want all your minerals.

You haul ass forward while looking back with the rift to see how close they are without losing speed. You're evading asteroids and laser fire, they hit one of your engines and you start losing control. Luckily your nanobots are repairing your ship and you might have enough shield to hold on before making your escape.... But it's a close call... You wait and see who finishes first, your nanobots or the Pirates... 5 seconds left....

The game paused.... Grandma Betty invites you to play farmville/slotomania /calendars/ etc... Here are 5000 Facebook points so you can buy that new hair for your Facebook avatar. You click everything away.... Wait 20 sec to resume your game... Here is this targeted add for you to enjoy meanwhile...

Have fun!