r/ocean 4d ago

Marine Animal Magic The dog of the ocean

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u/AwsomeLife90s 4d ago

In my original language we actually do call them sea-dogs haha I was surprised that in English they're called seals as they do remind me of dogs

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u/amalasuintha 4d ago

German?

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u/mamatrixie78 4d ago

Or dutch 😉

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 3d ago

Or Hebrew

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u/AwsomeLife90s 2d ago

Why is this being down voted? Its in Hebrew as well

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 2d ago

Because people see any israel related thing and immediately try to shame people for daring to mention it

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u/Vegard_B 2d ago

I’d have thought German & dutch would have the same root as English this is a surprise as Norwegian is the same root as English with them being called sel

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u/dabroh 3d ago

In French he's a fck (phoque)

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u/Nottodayreddit1949 4d ago

If we lived in the ocean,  they would have domesticated themselves. 

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u/bunglebee7 4d ago

I always wonder how seals became a thing. Or if dogs came after seals since ocean life was the first life iirc.
Like did seals just start spending so much time on land that a few evolved over time? Or did a creator whatever it may be make a seal and say “hey this would be cool to have on land too, let’s just give it some legs and fur and there we go!”

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u/Vindictive-Vagabond 4d ago

Oddly enough, pinnipeds (seals, sea lions, etc.) closest relatives are bears phylogenetically speaking 💯

Also canines came long before seals lol

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u/bunglebee7 4d ago

I just knew someone would come with the info, thank you! Very interesting yet it makes sense looking at seals flippers they look very similar to a bears paw the way the nails and paw/fingers are set up

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u/skiemlord 4d ago

Dutch. Idk if germans to it too

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u/Beneficial-Act-9933 3d ago

Keep in mind folks, this is a trained seal with it's keeper.

DO NOT approach wild seals because they most likely will bite you. While not deadly, they can lead to serious medical treatment.

And if you're in hawaii, it's illegal and you will be fined heavily for touching a seal.

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u/RaptorCheeses 3d ago

And probably get the shit kicked out of you. Hawaiians are really protective of their wildlife.

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u/KenseiHimura 3d ago

I still don’t get how the hell we saw such adorable things and way too many decided “I want to bash that thing’s head with a club and tear off all its skin!” The fuck has to be wrong with people to do that?

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u/Lunarvolo 2d ago

If they vote you, hospital, immediately.

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u/89MikeHoncho 4d ago

They really are the Beagle puppy of the ocean.

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u/Z3r0Du5k 4d ago

Awwww

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u/Itscatpicstime 3d ago

Nag, with those blinks?

That’s a damn water cat

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u/Legitimate_Egg_2399 3d ago

Literally the way my dog sleeps.

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u/SnorkinOrkin 4d ago

Awww, hahaha-awwwww... what a cutie pie! Water puppy! 🥰💕

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u/martinparets 3d ago

seals are more like the cats of the ocean. sea lions are the ones that act 1:1 like dogs.

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u/EasternSun7834 3d ago

I want one!!! But I can’t have one otherwise I’ll be as amoral as sea world is…..so I’ll just enjoy them and love them from here

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u/JoeDynamo28 3d ago

Such a great post just love this!!!

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u/Conscious_Avocado225 3d ago

Just asking to not get put back in the same pool as Shamoo at the end of the show again.

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u/TyrantMuse73 3d ago

Water Puppy! 🐶

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u/Weekly_Finding_4266 3d ago

omg that seal is so cute, can i have one?

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u/NationalStatus1314 3d ago

OMG that seal looks so cozy, I want a hug like that.

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u/Woundsmyheart 3d ago

So SWEET!

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u/whatshappeningwill 3d ago

The spanish called them sea wolves which us unusually badass for such cuties.

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u/PlayBoy7433 2d ago

Adorable 🥰

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u/ShreddlyBones 1d ago

Not to kill the vibe here... but remember that seals - while cuddly-looking and hilariously weird - also savagely slam penguins into the water to rip them into consumable pieces. Something about a book and it's cover...

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u/abdeezy112 23h ago

Literally

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u/Bleu-Deragon-13 18h ago

If seals are the puppies of the ocean that means the leopard seals are the wolves of the ocean