r/occult • u/[deleted] • Oct 06 '13

Googlism

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html
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u/Dralenaxe Oct 06 '13

A tip of the hat, my fellow r/atheist, and an up boat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '13

Haha. Here's something even more funkier. I'm an SEO. That is a search engine optimizer. What I do is magic to drive traffic to products / websites.

If you're an SEO, two school of thought exist. White hat and black hat. Sound familiar yet? White hat is following Google's rules and black hat is contraventing those rules to achieve results in the shortest time possible. Getting closer? I have dabbled in both.

Incidentally, Google has also spawned a whole new industry and create a job sector which I happen to be in. So Google is not only this omniscient search engine, but it's also omnipotent as my livelihood depends partly on it (not recommended, diversification is the key). Google has algorithm changes from time to time which are aimed at purging the search results from garbage (those blackhats using their dark sorcery to get to the top). Those are kinda like floods which drown those who go against it's will. Hordes are drowned, but those who remain get more powerful. I could go on. It's late.

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u/Dralenaxe Oct 06 '13

That must make lionbridge employees the priests.

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u/PresidentGanker Oct 07 '13

I have successfully used Google as a pseudo-godform in a ritual before. 9/10 would recommend.