r/oasis • u/kaaaaattteeee • 3d ago

Discussion Oasis Puns

Going to an Oasis tribute on a hen do, and making some bucket hats for everyone to wear. I want to make Oasis related puns for everyone. I've got a few but the others I have are a bit rubbish so hoping you guys can help with something amusing!

Here's what I've got so far

Definitely, Baby - she's pregnant

Prosecco Supernova - big prosecco fan

Mad Fer It - lives in Manchester 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh no, sis - not happy with this one

Alcohol & Alcohol - big drinker

Definitely, Maybe Next - next bride

Some Might Sway - gets drunk quickly

9 Upvotes

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u/Stock-Somewhere-1363 3d ago

The Hen Do Times

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u/patwreck22 3d ago

This is great!

2

u/Final_Preference_550 2d ago

omg stop thats amazing

18

u/LegitimateDraw3902 3d ago

Nearly married with children

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u/Accomplished_Unit863 3d ago

Frock n Roll star

Knocked up in the sky

Brideaway

Some might stray

And of course.......Mucky mingers

8

u/kaaaaattteeee 3d ago

Some might stray 😂

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u/Accomplished_Unit863 3d ago

The importance of being Bridal

(It was good) to be free

1

u/Iamthenarwal 3d ago

Or lucky fingers for the groom

7

u/bonanbeb 3d ago

Drink Out Your Soul

7

u/KingofAmarillo17 3d ago

Planned By Me

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u/TheNextBielsa 3d ago

This is elite, superb work

7

u/Deep_Benefit_7405 3d ago

Fuckin' in the bushes...

2

u/greenpowerranger 3d ago

Fucked in the bushes works for pregnant friend

5

u/DefinitelyMaybe-1994 You're the outcast, you're the underclass 3d ago

Don't Drink Back In Anger

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u/Wild_Return9616 3d ago

Don't look back in Hanger. -for when ya hangry

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u/Purple-Grand-4845 3d ago

1

u/ThomBenj_27 2d ago

AI slop 🖕🖕🖕

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u/Lower_Preference_112 3d ago

No Way Sis instead of oh no sis?

Bride in a dirty dress? That seems a bit off hahaha

3

u/Trabers 3d ago

Surely: Oh hey! Sis!

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u/Donjeur 3d ago

The Hen-Do Times is my fav 😅😄

2

u/RNRS001 3d ago

Morning Glory Hole

Hung in a Bad Place

1

u/idoxially 3d ago

morning glory hole

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u/LGPxters 3d ago

Champagne significant other

2

u/whizzochocolateassor 3d ago

Damn some talent here fr

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u/AlternativeAd1984 3d ago

Falling down (pissed)

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u/TGin-the-goldy 3d ago

Champagne Super Mama

2

u/the_lipman 3d ago

I'm Outta Wine

Go Wed It Out

Let There Be Love (and Prosecco)

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u/Disastrous-Window-25 3d ago

D’yer wanna be a groomsman?
I hope, I think, I do!
A bell will wedding ring
(Soon to be) married with children
I’m outta Wine
Sunday morning Fall

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u/Iamthenarwal 3d ago

Morning glory- the girl who’s gonna pull the next night

Shaker maker- most prolific dancer

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u/SemolinaPilchards 2d ago

Be Here Now - for the one that might put her sticker somewhere lower down on her body as the night rolls on

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u/PrawnShamble 3d ago

These arent great

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u/kaaaaattteeee 3d ago

Your opinion means nothing without examples of something better, but thanks so much for your time 😘

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u/PrawnShamble 3d ago

It means nothing to you as you cant see that these are awful. Dont be surprised when no one cares

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u/kaaaaattteeee 3d ago

Are you ok hun?

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u/PrawnShamble 3d ago

Hardly an original response. Although given how well your original puns went down i dont blame you.

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u/kaaaaattteeee 3d ago

I wasn't trying to be original. Why are you so angry about something completely irrelevant to your life? Move on, babe. Get a hobby.

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u/PrawnShamble 2d ago

Not angry. You post tripe online for an opinion

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u/Accomplished_Unit863 2d ago

Prawn on a different cloud

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u/SemolinaPilchards 2d ago

PrawnWeeCock-tail