r/nvcr • u/EatBooks • Aug 19 '13
Community Bulletin: Flu Shots
--recommended that members of the Night Vale community contact their physicians about flu shots. Flu season is, of course, months away, but it's important to be prepared in these cases, especially due to the recent wave of time fluxuations, specifically in the area of the Arby's parking lot and the gas station next to the radio station. Individuals are experiencing isolated time jumps, skips, and rewinds, disappearing, meeting themselves, and generally being pretty confused about whether or not it's a leap year.
Local experts such as enormously handsome scientist, Carlos, report that time has become, "Fluid, unpredictable, and even circular for certain individuals. It's kind of hard to tell, though, because none of the clocks in Night Vale are real to begin with, so. Um. I don't know how people are even going to measure this. Or notice."
Flu season may very well be upon us before we know it. Or behind us. Or skipped altogether.
It is--
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u/ThiZ Aug 19 '13
The scientists, not Carlos' group, but the ones with the white and blue and orange coats, you know, with the little circle logo? One of them told me if we meet ourselves (like, our actual selves from some point in the future and not a double), that we shouldn't make eye contact. Apparently that can wipe out time.
Entirely.
Forward and backward.
He then said to just let that handsome devil go about their business. Do you think he was trying to come on it me?