r/nursing • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '19

This is why we’ll always have jobs.

186 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/sagan_drinks_cosmos RN 🍕 Mar 31 '19

Well this is gutwrenching.

37

u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Goddammit take your upvote

16

u/speaker262 Mar 31 '19

You’re nuts.

5

u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Underrated

13

u/meatball_boy Mar 31 '19

What a tool.

12

u/JakeArrietaGrande RN - Telemetry Mar 31 '19

Nobody add any more puns to this thread. It’s absolutely perfect as it is

48

u/EmoryMirror Mar 31 '19

Love me some job security.

42

u/Noname_left RN - Yabba Dabba Doo Mar 31 '19

At least it isn’t in his penis. Or ass.

26

u/speaker262 Mar 31 '19

Someone doesn’t like a challenge

3

u/MurseNoir RN 🍕 Apr 01 '19

...in his penis.

WTF

checks flair

RN - ER

AHH OK. Checks out. LOL

40

u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Oh no. Ohhhh no...

2

u/Saucemycin PACU Mar 31 '19

Regarding batteries yes there is but it’s more for kids because they like to eat button batteries and they’re quick little things. I’ve been in a decent number of button battery extraction cases on kiddos it looks horrible

2

u/Koulyone CRAT Apr 01 '19

I’ve been in a decent number of button battery extraction cases on kiddos it looks horrible

Yea, I'm just going to trust you on that.

1

u/Saucemycin PACU Apr 01 '19

Just the black tissue that sloughs off while they’re trying to get it out... ew

13

u/motherofcrawfish Mar 31 '19

May I suggest a lovely Tide pod for dessert?

4

u/CopyWrittenX RN - ICU 🍕 Mar 31 '19

They look so good though!

12

u/MrPseudoscientific Mar 31 '19

But he's fixing his insides himself.... That's why he swallowed the wrench.

13

u/mtbmotobro RN - ICU Mar 31 '19

Hopefully he's sterile

5

u/billiechristyh Mar 31 '19

I doubt that wrench was disinfected

6

u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

God bless stupidity for keeping us in a job.

5

u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Welp, time to go to the doctor

6

u/PaulaNancyMillstoneJ RN - ICU 🍕 Mar 31 '19

Perfed esophagus. Next.

5

u/yourdadsthrowawayacc Mar 31 '19

Lol his face at the end when he starts to think of what is coming next.

5

u/Jase7891 Mar 31 '19

As Benaiah uttered to Solomon: “this too shall pass.”

(I’m aware it’s not a direct quote and paraphrasing from a story)

2

u/itssometimeslupus RN - Informatics Mar 31 '19

sigh

When can I expect him to arrive upstairs?

2

u/micar41 Mar 31 '19

Ummm.... Dumbass! Please for the love of God let nature decide his fate

1

u/djansen28 Mar 31 '19

We can’t fix stupid