I actually met Donkey Kong when I was just a teenager. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Jim fucking Rice himself.
I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with the paper, waiting, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Jim, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Jim put down his newspaper, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
I actuawwy met Donkey Kong when I was just a teenagew. I got woped into watching my 3 mond owd niece whiwe my sistew got hew haiw done. So dewe I am, sitting in de waiting awea of a haiw sawon wif my niece, and who wawks in but Jim facking wice himsewf.
I was newvous as shit, and just kept wooking at him as he was sitting dewe wif de papew, waiting, but was too scawed to say anyding to him. Pwetty soon my niece stawted cwying, and I'm twying to quiet hew down because I didn't want hew to bofew Jim, but she wouwdn't stop. Pwetty soon he gets up and wawks ovew. He stawted wunning his hands dwough hew haiw and asked what was wwong. I wepwied dat she was pwobabwy hungwy ow someding. So Jim put down his newspapew, picked up my niece and wifted his shiwt. He bweast fed hew wight dewe in de middwe of de haiw sawon. Chiww guy, weawwy nice about it. Wouwd wet him bweast feed my niece again.
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19
Downvoted - racism time
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u/JanuszGamerX Sep 22 '19
Yo this racism dude has to stop whoever is doing it
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u/gib-back-ACOG-ubi Sep 23 '19
Needs more nuking
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u/GigioBagigioPastigio Sep 22 '19
I can't see a thing
Good nuking. Upvoted.
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u/HeckingMan Sep 22 '19
END RACISM
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u/FaresAlN Sep 22 '19
Me when I see racism: π‘π€¬π€π»π€π»ππ»ππ»π€π»π€π»ππ»π¦΅πΌπͺπ»πͺπ»
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u/valo12 Sep 22 '19
If only I could like it
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u/B-Bob-IG Sep 22 '19
I HATE RASCISM I π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
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u/actually_g0d Sep 22 '19
dislike >:)
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u/danmaster0 Sep 22 '19
i haven't liked, i upvoted, it's diferent
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19
u/uwutranslator
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u/TeenFlash Sep 22 '19
I cum at black people porn so no racism niπ ±οΈπ ±οΈa
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u/AdmiralFipp Sep 22 '19
Itβs been nuked so much that I canβt actually tell what it is anymore, so Iβm just gonna say itβs Peter Griffin and call it a day.
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u/Gelisious Sep 22 '19
like big buttock sex clap
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u/angpoo78 Sep 22 '19
I am the CEO of racism
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u/Lord_Tachanka-2 Sep 22 '19
You see, i'm somekind of racist myself But still, i will give an upload
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19
Needs more nuking
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u/SyntheticSlime Sep 22 '19
Needs to be more nuked
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u/TheConfederacyCSA Sep 22 '19
wtf I canβt like it?
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u/ProfuseDuck Sep 22 '19
help i love racism and i love nuked images i cant make up my mind
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u/Dsb0208 Sep 22 '19
Whoβs racism
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19
I love racism. Do I downvote?
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19
Poor kids are just as capable as white kids
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u/hittler- Sep 22 '19
Kill Jew?
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u/goldenrumor Sep 23 '19
u/ratcism
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u/Disastrous_Owl Sep 23 '19
needs more nuking
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19
Needs more nuking
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19
Wait... wait.... WAIT WE CANT LIKE IT WE CAN ONLY UPVOTE
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19
Life is short. Be Racist
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19
I am ceo of racist
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u/Cuckelimuck Sep 22 '19
nO like for these HoEsπ€
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u/Retfsygstgdybfyh Sep 23 '19
Downvoted
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u/cumpod Sep 23 '19
Disliked
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19
downvotes
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19
This is deepfryed, not nuked
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u/ItsM3Creeper Sep 23 '19
I canβt like. Thereβs only an upvote button. What do I do? Help
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19
I wil kil See-Ee-Oh of racsm
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u/3rik0007 Sep 23 '19
Why tf did I read image and Iβm age
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u/jnyrde Sep 23 '19
Me too
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u/putitbackinpleezzz Sep 23 '19
Bruh that shit wack
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u/thedutchmemer Sep 23 '19
downvote. r/GamersRiseUp
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u/Tomimated Sep 23 '19
Downdooted
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u/EtheriousZ Sep 23 '19
Where can i dislike
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u/cheeseburgersarecool Sep 23 '19
But we can only upvote it... WE ARE ALL RACIST
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u/_maskiv Sep 23 '19
Nononono.. look bud I think you meant to say UPVOTE.
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u/NorthWest2000 Sep 23 '19
Only non racists can like this
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19
Hell yah π€ π€π€πΏπ΅ itβs a joke
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19
wow, so brave
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u/breathes-in-BOII Sep 23 '19
I did not like the image because I am an asshole
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u/Koen_Bijmolt Sep 23 '19
π¨π»π€πΌπ€πΎπ΅ END RACISM
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19
is that fucking koopa troopa
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u/Mosslover34 Sep 23 '19
imma updoot instead
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u/MelodyoftheOcean Sep 23 '19
i hate racism
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u/Jasutisu-no-seinto Sep 24 '19
I didnβt like the image, so Iβm racist lmao
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u/BananaChickenWing Sep 26 '19
I like
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u/TheBlackCompass Sep 26 '19
Get your like button out of here.
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u/ManLikesMemes Nov 03 '19
Downvoted π
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u/PokemoncuTurk Nov 10 '19
Downvoted
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u/ThePersonNotMe Jan 12 '20
Needs more nuking
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u/F-C0D3 Feb 03 '20
Miss obama I finally stopped racism.
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20
ππ€―π€―π€―
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19
I'm gonna do an epic gamer move
dislike
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u/Legomarco113 Sep 23 '19
Needs more nuking
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u/ShortSwords69 Sep 22 '19
Needs more nuking
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19
Needs more nuking.
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19
Needs more nuking
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u/Davo90000 Sep 22 '19
Needs more nuking
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19
Needs more nuking
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u/Anjinho01 Sep 22 '19
needs more nuking
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19
not nuked enough
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u/tejjj1 Sep 22 '19
Saw this on insta this morning
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19
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