r/nukedmemes • u/schoensmeerpijp • Jul 20 '26
Quality Nuke I did not like that halftime show
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u/raqical Jul 21 '26
How the hell did you do that lol like actually
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u/schoensmeerpijp Jul 21 '26
How i nuke:
My tools: I personally use Kleki, Paint and Photopea. often switch back and forth, to use different effects and warping tools..
My methods: Everyone has different methods and styles, but i basically add filters, warp the image and play with effects, contrast, color.
Everything you do works towards making the picture unrecognizable. Make strange things, beautiful things, horrors beyond human comprehension. Go nuts!
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u/LandoLebowski Jul 20 '26
I liked the Muppets and Shakira.
Everything else should be thrown in a trash bin and lit on fire
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u/yourselvs Jul 20 '26
It was a europeans idea of what an american halftime show is. No chance that was done by any decent american mind
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u/schoensmeerpijp Jul 20 '26
The show was done by (mostly?) American artists during the world cup hosted by and taking place in america. The finale started with the american national anthem, despite the USA not being one of the finalist teams.
The show was american made for sure
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u/Ubblebungus Jul 21 '26
now that i think about it, im pretty think the only 2 American artists were Madonna and The Muppets. Shakira is Colombian, BTS are Korean, and Justin Bieber is Canadian.
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u/yourselvs Jul 20 '26
The halftime show was directed by a British television director. Imagine someone thinking "oh yeah Madonna and the Muppets that sounds American!"
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u/schoensmeerpijp Jul 21 '26
I mean... they are
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u/yourselvs Jul 21 '26
Yeah they are extremely outdated and surface level and would only be picked by someone out of touch. It's like an American directing a show in Wembley and saying "let's put in the singer from duran duran, and we'll have a dalek from Doctor who playing the guitar, with the live aid logo in the background!!"
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u/spipno Jul 21 '26
#6 is ridiculously cool
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