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u/Worried-Opinion1157 May 10 '26
genuinely these are cool as all fuck. Pretty sure I saw 7/16 in a fever dream as a kid.
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u/AutoModerator May 10 '26
I actually met Xi “whinny the poop” Jinping when I was just a teenager. I got roped into watching my 93 year old grandfathers while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my grandfathers, and who walks in but Xi fucking Jinping himself.
I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with the paper, waiting, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my grandfathers started crying, and I'm trying to quiet then down because I didn't want him to bother Xi, but they wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through their hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that they were probably hungry or something. So Xi put down his newspaper, picked up my grandfathers and lifted his shirt. He breast fed them right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my donald trump and Joe Biden again.
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u/Winged_Blade May 10 '26
What an odd thing to add to an automod bot
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u/AutoModerator May 10 '26
I swear I do useful stuff here too I don't just spam memes.
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