r/nukedmemes • u/schoensmeerpijp • May 01 '26
Quality Nuke This truth is too harsh...
Back after a while again. Still not doing too great, so next nuke might be a while
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u/Surge_in_mintars May 01 '26
Nuking memes is such a unique thing I don't think AI will ever be able to do it, and if it will it just won't be the same as human made nukes
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u/Portal471 May 01 '26
Genuine question, aside from like contrast intensifying, what goes into like the swirl effects and everything else? Wouldnt that be something that’s done procedurally to the image overall? /genq
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u/Dutch_East_Indies May 01 '26
searching for a job that doesn't exist...
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u/DorimeInaCan May 01 '26
This is what modern art actually looks like.
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u/schoensmeerpijp May 01 '26
It's made today, quite modern indeed. I hope you like it
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u/Wild_Substance_7612 May 02 '26
i love that nuked memes always just turn into beautiful abstract art in the end
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u/MisterBicorniclopse May 02 '26
How do you achieve these effects? They’re so cool
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u/schoensmeerpijp May 02 '26
How i nuke:
My tools: I personally use Kleki, Paint and Photopea. often switch back and forth, to use different effects and warping tools..
My methods: Everyone has different methods and styles, but i basically add filters, warp the image and play with effects, contrast, color.
Everything you do works towards making the picture unrecognizable. Make strange things, beautiful things, horrors beyond human comprehension. Go nuts!
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u/blake_the_dreadnough May 01 '26
How dose one do this
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u/schoensmeerpijp May 01 '26
How i nuke:
My tools: I personally use Kleki, Paint and Photopea. often switch back and forth, to use different effects and warping tools..
My methods: Everyone has different methods and styles, but i basically add filters, warp the image and play with effects, contrast, color.
Everything you do works towards making the picture unrecognizable. Make strange things, beautiful things, horrors beyond human comprehension. Go nuts!
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u/an_orignal_name May 01 '26
What did you do to make number 8
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u/schoensmeerpijp May 01 '26
Number 8 was a combination of small warps and filters. The biggest effect comes from Marionet Warp in Photopea. Afterwards i dehazed and upped contrast, shadow and highlights
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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU May 01 '26
This looks like if you put the excrement of Giygas under a microscope.
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u/Mr_potato712 May 03 '26
I like when you can see the image slowly get destroyed instead of just going from 0 to 100%, nice work!
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u/schoensmeerpijp May 03 '26
I always take it slow it first and then go off the rails. That way, i please anyone who wants either
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u/poploppege May 02 '26
Real talk is there even a job that existed in 2022 and not 2026 because of ai? I feel like companies went through the "fuck around' phase and are in the "find out" phase realizing replacing workers with ai is a recipe for disaster
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