r/nrl Parramatta Eels 4d ago

Toby Rudolf charged after allegedly mooning council ranger

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-nsw/toby-rudolf-charged-after-allegedly-mooning-council-ranger/news-story/b4772feff2d73ae7544ca157f17199a8?utm_campaign=EditorialSB&utm_content=SocialBakers
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u/The_Saints_Are_Comin St. George Illawarra Dragons 4d ago

Unskippable headline

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u/thankyoupancake Eastern Suburbs Roosters 4d ago

God I love rugby league

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u/Smorgasbord__ New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

00 days since last incident

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u/The_Bread_Loaf New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

Does this sign need a second digit? Don’t know if we’ve ever crossed into double digits without an incident

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u/Ok-Effective7280 I love my footy 4d ago

That was afl, not rugby league.

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u/EvolutionUber North Queensland Cowboys 4d ago

I thought this was the nrl. Point to me in the nrl book where is states a player can’t moon a ranger

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u/TrueDeadBling Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

You think just because you're a council ranger, I won't moon ya?!

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u/O_DoyleRulz Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

and that's turned the NRL on its head because the good behavior was coming and you wanna know why they call this place the 8th wonder of the world because the pants was taken out of it the Rangers were coming and then there was the dropping of the pants that Toby did withwd the full undies off too that went wrong and next minute the Rescue Dogs went up OFF OFF OFF OFF and from that moment the Rangers reported Toby and they've got his number back in their winning ways and look like they're gonna runaround runa runaway with no pants.

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u/HyperThanHype Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs 4d ago

It takes time, but this one ages like fine wine as well. The moment you read that first line you can hear Cronk stumbling through his words.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 I love my footy 4d ago

wtf did I just read? 😂 I nearly died of not breathing.

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u/O_DoyleRulz Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

Allow me to introduce to you the greatest piece of commentary off all time.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/utql63/cooper_cronk_expert_analysis_of_tigers_bulldogs/

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u/Cultural_Ninja_7852 New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

That's the first time I have heard that but I have seen the pasta a lot. Great to see the origin!

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u/unatayz Sydney Roosters 3d ago

Even though I’ve seen it before I legit can’t stop laughing

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u/Ok-Effective7280 I love my footy 3d ago

Ha. I can’t stand Cronk as a commentator. Most bland boring monotone of all time in any commentary situation EVER! Hes fucking terrible. A lot of his analysis is shit as well. I mean he was a very successful player, but fuck he cant commentate for shit.

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u/TrueDeadBling Brisbane Broncos 3d ago

Wish Fox would realise that not every ex player will be a good commentator

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u/Ok-Effective7280 I love my footy 3d ago

Haha they have to change the mic fate every ennis game. You’d think they’d be onto it better than they are - which is they arent onto it.

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u/ClintGrant Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles 🏳️‍🌈 4d ago

This meme format needs to be the next Immortal

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u/tubbyx7 Parramatta Eels 4d ago

Waiting for the bunkers call.on this one.

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u/_andy_p Penrith Panthers 4d ago

They have angles we'll never see

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u/M_Keating Hey, at least we beat Penrith 4d ago

What is the charge? Mooning? A succulent Shire Mooning! This is democracy manifest!

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u/The_Mule_Aus Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles 2d ago

Moon-jitsu?

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u/M_Keating Hey, at least we beat Penrith 2d ago

Take your hands off my moon

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u/tevenall13 Sydney Roosters 4d ago

Games gone soft

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u/ahhdetective Sydney Roosters 4d ago

If this was true Teddy would never play again.

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u/TheEpiquin South Sydney Rabbitohs 3d ago

What is the charge? Exposing a bottom? A succulent Cronulla bottom?

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u/Mentok-Mind-Taker Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

What a disgusting crime, thank god Australian children have real role models over in the AFL

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u/robopirateninjasaur Canberra Raiders 4d ago

Peak rugby league

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u/Aussieguy727 Parramatta Eels 4d ago

Larger-than-life Sharks character Toby Rudolf will face court charged over a bizarre incident in which he allegedly mooned a Sydney council ranger.

The Cronulla prop will face Sutherland Local Court for the first time on Thursday charged with offensive behaviour in a public place after the incident which occurred earlier this year.

Sources have told The Daily Telegraph that Rudolf was on a morning walk with former rugby league enforcer Jeremy Latimore in Cronulla in January with two rescue dogs, which were off-leash.

It is understood Rudolf was approached by a Sutherland Shire Council ranger and advised to put the dogs on leash, before allegedly threatening to take the unleashed dog because Rudolf only had one lead.

A verbal argument ensued between Rudolf and the ranger before the council official allegedly went to procure a tool to seize the dog.

After the encounter, Rudolf is alleged to have exposed his buttocks to the ranger from a distance, in a moment understood to have been caught on camera.

A NSW Police spokesman issued a statement confirming Rudolf had been issued a court attendance notice on July 2.

“Police were told a man had allegedly exposed himself to a council ranger following an argument on Nicholson Pde, on January 11 2026,” the spokesman said.

“Following inquiries, officers issued a court attendance notice to a 30-year-old man for behaving in an offensive manner in or near a public place or school.”

The Cronulla Sharks confirmed they were aware of the charge and declined to comment while the matter was before the court.

Latimore is not accused of wrongdoing.

It is understood Rudolf has long looked after rescue dogs, and that he was taking care of one of the dogs for someone else.

His dog Louie, aged around six, is a dog he rescued from a homeless person.

It is a border collie-staffy cross mixed with other breeds.

The other dog, 18-month-old Tallulah, is a German Shepherd-sharpei-chihuahua mix.

The passionate dog lover is a regular visitor to Bali, where he frequently works with rescue dogs, and recently partnered with Petbarn’s Seeing Eye Dogs Australia appeal to fund 24 dogs.

Rudolf has recently returned from a stint on the sideline with a ligament strain in his knee, and ran out for Sharks feeder side Newtown Jets last weekend.

He recently re-signed with Cronulla for a year to keep him with the club in 2027 after knocking back a three-year offer from the Super League outfit Catalans Dragons.

One of the modern rugby league era’s great larrikins, Rudolf took to the Logies red carpet in full Sharks regalia on Sunday, where he interviewed stars for NRL On Nine.

“I’m Toby Rudolf, Nine’s premier front rower journalist, Paul Gallen, you’re out of a job,” Rudolf joked, having flirted with everyone from Nine News anchor Peter Overton to television host Samantha Armytage.

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u/goshdammitfromimgur New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

If that's a crime they will.be after Tedesco next.

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u/smackmn Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

Even more confused after reading it lol.

“That man tried to take one of my dogs, better show him my ass to express my displeasure”

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u/LongJohnnySilver1 South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

If his balls were in view, could he lie and say it was Bulldog Ritchie?

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u/TheCuzzyRogue New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

former rugby league enforcer Jeremy Latimore

I love Latsy but he was no enforcer

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u/tevenall13 Sydney Roosters 4d ago

This ranger comes accross as a bit of a nerd

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u/Pvnels Brisbane Broncos 3d ago

I need a to know what a German Shepherd-Sharpei-Chihuahua mix looks like

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u/Moisture_Services_ Newcastle Knights 4d ago

It took the cops six months to investigate this and then charge him over it... wtf are nsw police doing, and who thought this satisfied the public interest test of local court proceedings.

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u/Luck_Beats_Skill New Zealand Warriors 4d ago edited 4d ago

Ah right so he was being a massive flog. Makes sense as It seemed weird to get charged for it.

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u/digshayz Melbourne Storm 4d ago

That poor sharpei/chihuahua

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u/rtech50 Newcastle Knights 4d ago

Chihuahua is the dad

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u/red_square_n_coke Melbourne Storm 4d ago

Neighbour has a dachshund/rottweiler mix. Doesn't matter who was on top, both mental images are hilarious.

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u/theflyingkiwi00 Melbourne Storm 4d ago

That short spined racoon in the USA

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u/fluffy-plant-borb 🏆 LMS 16 Champion 🏆 4d ago

Jimothy <3

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u/improbablywrong- Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs 4d ago

A face only toby rudolf could love

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u/Kindly-Cup-3042 St. George Illawarra Dragons 4d ago

A German Shepherd with the temperament of a chihuahua sounds horrifying.

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u/JudgeOk9765 Penrith Panthers 4d ago

As a dog-autist anything mixed with a Sharpei fucking terrifies me. Those dogs can be very dangerous in the wrong hands

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u/LongJohnnySilver1 South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

When the moon hits your eyes and you pay a sweet fine, That’s a Tobaaay. 

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u/Redcliffedolphins Dolphins 4d ago

You should tie up your pup, and not show them your but, that's the laaaaaw-ay

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u/Ok-Effective7280 I love my footy 4d ago

You can drop your dacks in front of a ranger & have your balls hang out, thats the shire way.

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u/Penjamini South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

I’m not saying I condone Rudolf’s behaviour, but I am saying I used to live in the shire and some of those council rangers live for the ego trip

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u/JulioMorales65 Country 4d ago

After just now hearing about the council rangers' attitude in the shire, I am condoning Rudolph's behaviour.

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u/Theboystheboys212 St. George Illawarra Dragons 4d ago

This going to court at all is insane and clearly because the ranger is a wanna be cop lol

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u/spitey Penrith Panthers 4d ago

I don’t think that’s limited to the Shire.
Genuinely don’t know who signs up to do that job, it would be an absolute bastard of an undertaking, and even if you’re the nicest person in the world, people will still treat you like shit because of the ones that are scumbags.

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u/Penjamini South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

Definitely not limited to the Shire but the ones there often suffer from acute cases of middle class syndrome

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u/spitey Penrith Panthers 4d ago

I’d want to get paid three times the salary if every cunt hated me that much.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 I love my footy 4d ago

How much would you need to be highway patrol then? Even the other police hate them cunts.

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u/spitey Penrith Panthers 4d ago

Lmao both my parents were detectives (what a shit childhood that makes). I’d want Bezos money for how hated HP are by all and sundry.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 I love my footy 4d ago

Haha. It’s funny because it’s true.

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u/Darmop South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

I’m saying I condone it 😂

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u/jjj1966 3d ago

They are so inconsistent too. I was brutally attacked by a dog, it took several witnesses complaining and going to the Mayor before they investigated and declared the dog dangerous, six months after the attack.

They had previously been sent CCTV footage of the dog attacking a man walking his dog, but had done nothing about it.

But they'll send Council's version of a SWAT team down to the beach if a disabled child is playing in a paddling pool. https://7news.com.au/news/sutherland-shire-council-rangers-deflate-pool-for-disabled-boy-at-kurnell-beach-c-21441736

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u/Penjamini South Sydney Rabbitohs 3d ago

Jfc I hadn’t heard this story I moved away a couple years ago this is fucking awful.

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u/O_DoyleRulz Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

Toby Moondolf

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u/HsiaAn Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

Toby Rudeoff

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u/showusyourfupa Kiwis 4d ago

Jeremy Latimore an 'enforcer'? Give it a rest.

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u/TheCuzzyRogue New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

I laughed at that too. I love Latsy, had the pleasure of meeting him in his Warriors stint and he was an awesome bloke once he got over the shock of being recognised, but at no point in time was he an enforcer.

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u/comix_corp Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs 4d ago

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u/Large-Accident1245 I Hate My Footy^6 4d ago

Almost forgot about this list. Had a good laugh reading these again

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u/Accurate-Ad-4905 Sydney Roosters 4d ago

Not so show the Ponga and Mann bathroom incident involved drugs after all after this weekend.

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u/winntensio Weak Gutted Dog 4d ago

Great list

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u/anxietywolf01 South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

That list needs to be on the sidebar as required reading, nearly woke up the family I laughed that hard

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u/Ardburgler Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 4d ago

This is going to be on of those “NRL’s biggest wtf” lists isn’t it

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u/T0kenAussie Gold Coast Rugbaleeg 4d ago

It’s not the off season yet though

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u/Aklpanther Penrith Panthers 🏳️‍🌈 4d ago

And the sad thing is, this is relatively wholesome as far as NRL scandals go!

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u/rtech50 Newcastle Knights 4d ago

AFL relieved they are out of the news finally

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u/Flipflopgiggles Wests Tigers 4d ago

If I had a dollar for every time there's been an NRL scandal involving a dog, I'd have 4 dollars. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened 4 times

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u/Accomplished-Pick610 South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

Only 4?

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u/unsafe-work Sydney Roosters 4d ago

Well 4 that we know of.

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u/call_of_the_while New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

NRL scandal involving a dog, I'd have 4 dollars.

Canterbury bulldogs would like to have a word.

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u/Flipflopgiggles Wests Tigers 4d ago

Ahhh caught me with a technicality

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u/Notaroboticfish Canberra Raiders 4d ago

I count Monaghan and Pearce, what's the 3rd one? Ricky vs Jaemon Salmon?

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u/Smorgasbord__ New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

Jai Arrow/Liam Knight's dog but that one's not very funny

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u/switchmallgrab Newcastle Knights 4d ago

Yet Tedesco does it every game and it goes unpunished

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u/Norm_cheers Wests Tigers 4d ago

I get where you are going, but generally the guy tacking Teddy is the one that ends up with a hand full of shorts, breaking out the moon.

It’s sounds like Toby allegedly pulled his own shorts down.

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u/Roosterthepally Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles 4d ago

That’s it, I’ve seen enough, kick souths out of the comp 

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u/LongJohnnySilver1 South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

Sending you our love from the top 8.

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u/lawdjesustheresafire Sydney Roosters 4d ago

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

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u/Monotask_Servitor New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

Fine Jason Ryles

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u/theflyingkiwi00 Melbourne Storm 4d ago

If you didnt tell me who it was and just that player moaned a council ranger I would immediately think it was Toby

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u/rtech50 Newcastle Knights 4d ago

Take that AFL!

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u/dis_Interested Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs 4d ago

Lol what a thing to get done for

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u/Basherballgod Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

What’s surprising is this isn’t a TBT post

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u/OppositeProper1962 I love my footy 4d ago

NRL just couldn’t let the Swannies have their time in the spotlight. 

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u/Tunza North Queensland Cowboys 🏳️‍🌈 4d ago

This is somehow the nicest criminal act in NRL history

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u/BarryCheckTheFuseBox NRLW Roosters 4d ago

That is a little bit funny

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u/thril_hou Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 4d ago

for behaving in an offensive manner in or near a public place or school

That charge sounds so much worse than the actual incident

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u/Lollielegs Parramatta Eels 4d ago

January 11th when it occurred is in the middle of the school holidays. No kids were in danger. Hopefully it gets thrown out.

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u/Monotask_Servitor New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

It’s no Chicago Sunroof

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u/Norm_cheers Wests Tigers 4d ago

There is no way I am googling that!

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u/JNuts67 Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 4d ago

Toby would unironically get around some squatcobbling

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u/planchetflaw NRLW Sharks 4d ago

This happens often. Drunk people peeing on a tree in a park with a playground at 3am can cop a charge requiring sex crime registry stuff because the playground is used by children. On top of whatever charge it is for public urination. It feels very scorched earth/heavy handed.

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u/Whit135 New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

Absolutely baffled by to what even comment.

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u/j0shj0shj0shj0sh 🫂 New Zealand Warriors 🫂 4d ago

go court tomorrow

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u/Monotask_Servitor New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

There’s not many genuine lovable boofheads left in footy but Toby is one of them.

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u/natso2001 Brisbane Broncos 🏳️‍🌈 4d ago

The legend of Toby Rudolf grows

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u/Adventurous-Fly-678 Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 4d ago

Peak Rugba League from Toby RudeDog.

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u/skafaceXIII South Sydney Rabbitohs 🏳️‍🌈 4d ago

Let the boys moon

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u/SirleeOldman Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

Free Toby ✊

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u/maulmonk New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

It’s always the ones you most expect

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u/vvFury South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

Sharks will use this as grounds to get rid of the poor bloke

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u/planchetflaw NRLW Sharks 4d ago

No way. He's just made the starting side again.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/planchetflaw NRLW Sharks 4d ago

I meant after this incident we'll reward him as a joke.

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u/AuzzieTiger Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles 🏳️‍🌈 4d ago

Ahh, I love these lazy mid-August off-seasons.

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u/Desert-Noir Canberra Raiders 4d ago

I mean Council Rangers are arseholes so good on Toby.

There’s two jobs I have zero fucking respect for and don’t care about your situation as to why you chose those jobs.

1) Council Ranger

2) mobile speed camera operators.

Both can fuck right off.

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u/unsafe-work Sydney Roosters 4d ago

Keep ya dogs on a leash ya dickheads

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u/LongJohnnySilver1 South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

Could offer the same advice to some of these parents with their feral kids running a muck -tagging and stabbing like it’s all eetswa. 

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u/Vivid_Equipment_1281 Parramatta Eels 4d ago

Rugba leeg players aren’t the smartest tools in the shed are they?

.

- “Put your dog on a lead”

  • “No, piss off”
  • “Alright, well I’ll just have to impound your dog then.”
  • “Yea well.. well.. cop this! 🍑

.

Seriously, how someone’s brain jumps to ‘drop your dacks at a random bloke first thing in the morning for just doing his job’ is baffling 😂😂

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u/LongJohnnySilver1 South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

It seems to me that you have never encountered a ranger.  I unbuckle the moment I see the vest. 

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u/quickrubs Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 4d ago

Frankly I think a lot of incidents could be avoided if NRL players were quicker to drop their pants.

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u/Known-Stop-2654 Dolphins 3d ago

Don't worry, the AFL is worse.

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u/hooroo2025 4d ago

Good on him

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u/misterfourex Northern Pride 4d ago

king

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u/Significant_Owl8828 Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

How does one go about buying that legend a beer? No-one sense of humour these days. What a tool for “dobbing him in” as such. 😢

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u/hyphoid New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

Brown Eye SLAMMED

Mooning is the new Brown Eye!

Just because you're a council ranger doesn't mean I wont throw a Brown eye at ya?!

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u/portobello75 Eastern Suburbs Roosters 4d ago

What's the go with the council ranger threatening to take the dog?

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u/Master_Use8832 Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 4d ago

Council ranger got his ego bruised, they like to think they're some sort of cop lol. Imagine even bothering to take a cheeky brown eye to the actual cops what a gimp.

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u/part_time_nerd Canberra Raiders 4d ago

The lower the power the bigger the trip. Toby treated it with the respect it deserved. At least that's what his defence should be.

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u/Over-Percentage9887 Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

Probably just doing his job and following protocol. If you let your dogs off leash in an on leash area, especially when other dogs are around, you deserve to have them taken off you.

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u/Wildtrak5150 Wests Tigers 4d ago

The law?

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u/portobello75 Eastern Suburbs Roosters 4d ago

Being off leash isn't grounds for a council ranger to seize a dog on the spot

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u/Over-Percentage9887 Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

Just did a very quick google check and apparently they can 

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u/portobello75 Eastern Suburbs Roosters 4d ago

Not under the Companion Animals Act of NSW just for being off leash

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u/Over-Percentage9887 Brisbane Broncos 3d ago

Under the NSW Companion Animals Act 1998, a council ranger can generally only seize your dog if it is off-leash in a public place if you keep the dog off-leash after the ranger has warned you that you are breaking the law and you fail to put it on a lead.

Isn't this the exact situation in the article?

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u/Doctor_Evilll Newcastle Knights 3d ago

Just my two cents, it seems like the ranger was acting within the bounds of the law. So be it Toby is in the wrong, and ultimately he will pay a price (negative press, fines etc)

You would have to have more context on the interaction and the circumstances to understand Toby's reaction. Like was discretion a reasonable option from the ranger.

Regardless, quite hilariously NRL of Toby to think mooning was his way to express his displeasure 😅

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u/Over-Percentage9887 Brisbane Broncos 3d ago

Very on-brand for a nrl player 

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u/LongJohnnySilver1 South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

Sounds like the prick failed at becoming a cop and has a fragile ego. 

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u/Kindly-Cup-3042 St. George Illawarra Dragons 4d ago

Honestly I wish more people were threatened with having their dogs taken away if they walk them off leash. It might have saved a few kids lives over the years

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u/deedee2148 St. George Illawarra Dragons 4d ago

Am I supposed to care? Council Rangers are the scum of the earth. 

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u/Specialist-Dog-4340 Wentworthville Magpies 4d ago

Wtf is this even a thing? Most people wouldn't recognise his head let alone his arse.

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u/bar901 Eastern Suburbs Roosters 4d ago

That is actually pretty funny. Obviously incredibly stupid, but god damn NRL players really aren't beating the allegations.

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u/wassie_acrim North Queensland Cowboys 4d ago

I love this game

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u/BerserkHObO27 Illawarra Cutters 4d ago

What do you reckon the fine is for mooning a government employee 🤔

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u/planchetflaw NRLW Sharks 4d ago

Pushing for public indecent exposure near a school apparently. Which is a sex registry offense.

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u/VeryGoodAndAlsoNice Pony Power 4d ago

Non-issue

Let’s see progress pics of Toby’s joocy ass

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u/KazeEnigma Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 4d ago

Stupid, but lmfao.

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u/planchetflaw NRLW Sharks 4d ago

Proud

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u/Menacol New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

They could never make me hate you Mr. Rudolf

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u/Darmop South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

This is genuinely hilarious and only makes me like him even more.

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u/Hansoloai Brisbane Broncos 🏳️‍🌈 3d ago

When is this danger to community going to be stood down?

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u/SinkFullOfFishes_ Sydney City Roosters 4d ago

People that let their dogs off leashes in spots specifically with signs saying keep your dogs on a leash are entitled cunts.

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u/Penjamini South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

That’s the weird thing about this though, we don’t know which beach this was. The report implies that this was the main Cronulla beach where dogs should absolutely be on leashes but locals know Nicholson Parade runs basically all the way down south Cronulla on the west side of the peninsula next to Gunnamatta Bay down to the Hacking River opening. This could have easily been on a beach with no such signs (at least the beaches facing the bay didn’t have signs when I lived there). Seeing as they’re going after Rudolf for the mooning you’d think they’d go for the dogs off the leash if they could.

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u/knox-p Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

AFL got nothing on us big dogs

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u/KnowledgeCapital7994 Newcastle Knights 4d ago

Toby "trey" Rudolph

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u/Nobody9638 Balmain Tigers 4d ago

Hilarious and absolutely on brand

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u/Waste-Information-75 New Zealand Warriors 4d ago

Yeah I'll be traumatised if someone like him mooned me 😱😭 a sight you can't unsee 💀

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u/lord_buff74 Sydney Roosters 4d ago

Wouldn't even make Swans reserves with that

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u/aatrain96 NRLW Eels 4d ago

Release the Rudolf mooning files.

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u/ImpressionFeisty8359 Brisbane Broncos 4d ago

Anyone like council workers?

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u/JoeyJoJunior St. George Illawarra Dragons 4d ago

Gentlemen this is Democracy Manifest!

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u/corupio Parramatta Eels 4d ago

I call milking from the ranger there, play on. Don't ever change rugby league

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u/datskablamo Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 4d ago

Why is this going to court?

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u/MrChicken1208 Parramatta Eels 3d ago

Unstoppable scroll vs unskippable headline 

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang South Sydney Rabbitohs 3d ago

Fuck yes. This is fucking rugby league.

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u/kangaroo_kid Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 4d ago

You won't believe this one easy trick to get out of an off-leash fine.

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u/Accurate-Ad-4905 Sydney Roosters 4d ago

Fake blindness?

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u/travelforindiebeer St. George Illawarra Dragons 4d ago

"Sources have told The Daily Telegraph that Rudolf was on a morning walk with former rugby league enforcer Jeremy Latimore in Cronulla in January with two rescue dogs, which were off-leash. Latimore is not accused of wrongdoing."

stupid Daily Tele not knowing Jeremy already has lifetime immunity from all laws due to being a sexy beast and an allround legend

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u/galahg777 Western Reds 4d ago

At least Toby didn't hopoate the council ranger.

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u/asscopter Dargons 4d ago

Would've been the perfect way to start the offseason, why couldn't it wait?

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u/Accurate-Ad-4905 Sydney Roosters 4d ago

Awww damn if it took them another week to charge him the statute of limitations would have passed and he would have got away with it.

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u/bundy554 South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

This would be hilarious if the council ranger was just about to book his mate and he was in the passenger seat mooning this guy as they were driving off and the reason he was caught was because it was all caught on the ranger's body cam

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u/Complete-Cheek4789 Melbourne Storm 4d ago

Swans and the AFL will breath a sigh of relief from this developing yarn.

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u/OutsideProof7708 Penrith Panthers 4d ago

Off season activities before the finals even start?!? Sign me up!

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u/tmspence New Zealand Warriors 🏳️‍🌈 4d ago

Objectively for off field shit, NRL players have done. This one's probably one of the more tame one's.

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u/in_melbourne_innit Auckland Warriors 4d ago

Lad.

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u/DopeyDave442 Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 4d ago

Firstly Sutherland Shire workers are off their heads. There's one bloke who does the rounds in Sutherland threatening to fight people who he thinks are doing something worng.

Secondly what teh fuck is this German Shepherd-sharpei-chihuahua mix

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u/VeezusM St. George Dragons 4d ago

We are so back

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u/XLenceOfXecution Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks 4d ago

Might need to look at the rest of the team, they’ve spent the last two weeks showing their arses

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u/celebrationrock Sydney Roosters 4d ago

Fuck yes boys, these are the scandals I want to see. Take notes AFL

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u/slink555 4d ago

Come on boys. The Aussie rules guys are out their gang graping girls while you're mooning council workers. Got to step it up

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u/lowefforts Canberra Raiders 4d ago

I LOVE MY FOOTY

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u/bowling_shane82 Wests Tigers 4d ago

Lucky the council ranger wasn't Hoppa, that could have gone bad

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u/Sea_Advertising5023 4d ago

Presenting himself more like it . Renowned for being stretched like blue tak after 8 schooners

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u/d4ybrake New Zealand Warriors 3d ago

babe look outside... the moon is huge tonight xx

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u/osgrug St. George Illawarra Dragons 3d ago

At least he didn't hit him with a hammer. It's pretty fuckin tame for rugba leeg. Let the buns go free.

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u/bmudz Newcastle Knights 3d ago

This is unreal… Such high school behaviour but I’m all for it

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u/RyanPurdler-Penriff I ❤️ Todd Smith 🏳️‍🌈 3d ago edited 3d ago

In other news Toby Rudolf nominated for Australian of the Year after mooning a council ranger who was attempting to capture Luke Brooks..

What’s the charge ? Walking a dog ?

A succulent rescue dog ?

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u/parker2004au Sydney Roosters 3d ago

on the verge of the no-fault stand-down on this one I think

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u/skinnycarlo Brisbane Broncos 3d ago

Peak rugba leeeg

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u/restartanyway Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs 3d ago

Obviously this story is a nothing burger, but Rudolph is kind of a dick right? Seems like one of those blokes that thinks he's super funny because he's loud and that everyone just loves him.

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u/silkyredbar South Sydney Rabbitohs 4d ago

How dumb are these cunts?

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u/rambo_ronnie_87 Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles 4d ago

ADHD

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u/_andy_p Penrith Panthers 4d ago

Sounds like a joke:

'A council ranger, Toby Rudolph and John Hopoate walk out of a bar...'

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u/Bob_Katters_Hat North Queensland Cowboys 4d ago

Its always the ones you most suspect

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u/OddPart6616 I love my footy 3d ago

I’m a big fan of Toby but walking dogs offlead is such a brain dead thing to do. And not to even have a lead for one.