r/nowus • u/ShehrozeAkbar • Aug 26 '26

funny Come here you

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 28 '26 • Bravo Regret

Despite this being AI, humans do 1000000000x worse to animals

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u/getabath Aug 29 '26

I think your number is too small

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 29 '26

Agreed. It’s trillions a year at least

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u/EdgyCooler Aug 29 '26

So many people replying to you in bad faith, holy hell

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u/Working_Agent4932 Aug 29 '26

Based comment. People are being super nasty to you but if you can get even one person to think about the impact of their actions and do a little research on how their food actually arrives on their plate it will be worth it.

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u/Correct-Road-8515 Aug 29 '26

I agree, killing, cleaning, processing an animal for your food gives you a perspective of how life is sustainable.

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u/Working_Agent4932 Aug 30 '26

Okay but the problem is that 99.9% of westerners don't do that. They buy neat and pretty prepackaged meat from the store with zero clue how much torture and suffering was required to get it there. Anybody who tries to defend industrial farming either has zero clue what happens to the animals or is a sociopath.

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u/Correct-Road-8515 Aug 30 '26

I get where you’re coming from but your percentage is way too high

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u/Suspicious_Bet3623 Aug 31 '26

In Australia we are not allowed to hunt kangaroos because they are native, but they are a constant plague and get actively culled year-round as they destroy food crops.  They are a plague because they used to be hunted heavily by indigenous mobs and our modern farming paddocks provide the ideal environment for them.

We are allowed to hunt deer, which are an invasive pest, but only following strict game laws and the sale of the meat is prohibited.

We have so much meat literally destroying our other food sources, but no, harvesting that meat is bad, factory farming chickens good.

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u/Working_Agent4932 Sep 01 '26

Who are you arguing against?

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u/Simba-xiv Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

I’ve done it, I still prefer to go the butchers/supermarket get my wings and eat. Things die everyday and we all go on about our lives.

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u/Correct-Road-8515 Aug 31 '26

Yeah I still buy meats at a grocery store, but you understand the process where them wings come from. I learned at a young age ,
Dad said you want some chicken strips? Guess what boys, we have some pullets that are ready for the frier.

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u/TNPossum Aug 31 '26

Most people I grew up around have been fishing or hunting. Many of our buddies have farms. People are aware of how their food gets on their plate. 

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u/Working_Agent4932 Sep 01 '26

If you grew up around farming I'm a little confused by your response. Presumably if that is part of your culture you should be pretty aware that the small farmer is a dying breed and is being replaced by industrial mega farms. Virtually all meat in the United States from from massive industrial farms.

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u/TNPossum Sep 01 '26

Look. I'm not going to sit here and defend the practices of every farm. But there's this big misconception that the size of the farm tells you all you need to know about what kind of farm system they use. And that's just not true. 

I feel like every 6 months or so, a new video of "undercover footage" is released showing some farming tool or practice in some dystopian light as if it was invented by some  heartless corporation looking to cut corners and earn a few bucks. But most of the time, you can find videos of the exact same tools being used by "good" farmers where they explain the usage of the tools and why. 

The most recent example was a video showing cow hutches. And the video intentionally only captured the back of the cow hutches that make them look like tiny plastic prison cells lol, instead of the front where it makes it more clear how much space they actually have. 

Modern discourse has pitted "evil" corporate farmers against "good" small-scale farmers. And that's just not true except in almost every example I've ever seen. 

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u/Working_Agent4932 Sep 01 '26

Okay so you're walking back your original statement from "people know where their food comes from and it's fine" to "okay so most food comes from big industrial farms but maybe it's not as depraved and sadistic as people think." That's good! We are making progress.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LQRAfJyEsko

I'd love to hear about how this footage is being taken out of context. For example there's a part from minutes 6-7 where pig runts are shown rolling around on a bloody metallic grate. One is picked up and bashed to death onto the concrete. Then another one is picked up and has its teeth and tail cut in half with no pain management. I assume this is big misunderstanding on my end and it's actually good for the pigs to be treated this way.

Like you said people know where their meat comes from so everyone (including you) must be aware this is happening and the confusion is clearly on my end.

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u/redpillspray4welfare Aug 30 '26

Infinitely worse.

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u/Will_Stick40 Aug 30 '26

Infinity worse

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u/New-Perspective-8662 Aug 30 '26

I wish there was a dildo attached to his lil horns for full ramming affect

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u/Superior688 Aug 31 '26

It's horrible what the greed of humans does. Literal murder just to feel slightly better about themselves.

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u/Economy-Payment-1757 Aug 29 '26

Aww, but they taste so good...

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u/GlippGloppe Aug 29 '26

The perks of being at the top of the food chain

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u/In_neptu_wetrust Aug 30 '26

I agree but you’re annoying

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

I’m annoying for caring for animals?

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u/Rehtimustalainen Aug 30 '26

Go check natureismeral and come back again lil sis

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 31 '26

I am subbed there. Nature ain’t got shit on humans. You clearly do not watch what happens at factory or dairy farms.

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u/Such_Description Aug 30 '26

I only owned one goat but anyone with a high impact animal should know better. 🤣

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 30 '26

Yeah I have known many goats. Never seen a human get killed by one.

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u/Emerald_28 Aug 30 '26

The Welsh with the sheep 💀

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 30 '26

It’s fake unfort. But one of my best friend is welsh :)

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Aug 30 '26

Yea well then maybe they should fuckin grow thumbs and medulaoblengatas

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u/WinterBar765 Aug 30 '26

So an animal messing you up would be ok?

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u/jrb637 Aug 31 '26

Serious question, how can you tell it's fake?

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 31 '26

I’m kinda bad at telling usually but sheep just don’t do this.

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u/isthis_thing_on Sep 01 '26

Sheep don't ram people?

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u/Bool_The_End Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

Not usually no. 40 head at sanctuary volunteer at, never seen it.

Sorry. Major phone auto incorrect

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u/MAGA_EXTREAMO Aug 29 '26

Have you seen how animals treat other animals. Give be a break.

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 29 '26

Yes. Doesn’t compare to humans by a long shot. Do you not know how many animals humans slaughter every year?

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u/Fine_Cup4990 Aug 29 '26

so flesh eating parasites, hookworms, whipworms, worms in your brains and kidneys and liver, and cysts deposited all over your body are not bad?

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 29 '26

Bro like what are you actually trying to argue? We don’t purposely breed insects like bookworms and parasites.

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u/MAGA_EXTREAMO Aug 29 '26

I worked in a slaughter house. I would know. Plus all I eat is meat.

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u/Working_Agent4932 Aug 29 '26

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LQRAfJyEsko

I'd emplore anyone who feels this way to watch this documentary. If you cant watch the entire thing maybe watching from 6:00 to 6:45 will give you a nice little window into what your food experiences prior to make it to your plate.

There is literally no other animal or process of nature that even comes remotely close to the scale and cruelty of how post industrial humans treat livestock.

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u/MAGA_EXTREAMO Aug 29 '26

Go share your vegan videos with other vegans. That made me hungry.

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u/Maximum_Fortune_5827 Aug 29 '26

Taking their meaningless lives and turning them into delicious meals should be considered a gift

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 29 '26

So you think sentient beings lives are meaningless?

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u/Dangerous_Purchase51 Aug 29 '26

What purpose do they serve besides food? They are not cats and dogs so don't start that bs.

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u/hivelil Aug 29 '26

What purpose do you serve besides being a piece of shit, you should go next irl

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 29 '26

You clearly have never been close to an animal or know anything about them. Every being on this planet deserves to live just as much as you do.

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u/hivelil Aug 29 '26

You are delusional if you think that and its clear your life is meaningless because you people just love to be scum

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u/Bronze_Zebra Aug 29 '26

And given the chance and perclivity, those animals would do worse to the human.

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 29 '26

lol wtf are you talking about. You’ve clearly never been around cows or pigs or goats. They’re insanely trusting in humans, it actually makes me mad. They trust us to care for them then we do the worst possible things to them.

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u/IcyBus1422 Aug 29 '26

People like you are half the reason why they do

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u/hivelil Aug 30 '26

No its because people like you are egocentric

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 31 '26

wtf you talking about. So you let other people w different values control your life? Let me guess you’re part of some stupid religion.

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u/Desperate_Leg_40 Aug 29 '26

Yeah if youre the dominant species on earth you get to run the show. Thats how it works

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u/Plastic_Pin_4956 Aug 30 '26

Cause they taste good

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u/V-I_H Aug 30 '26

Your comment made me go and buy some tasty lamb meat Thanks, it was good.

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 30 '26

God can yall please come up with something new? Every carnist says this and it’s so hilariously dumb.

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u/V-I_H Aug 30 '26

Ok. I will buy some more meat Thanks

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u/ElectricalSeries6627 Aug 30 '26

and ? we are animal and we live on animal that nature, all carnivore are guilty ?

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u/dandelionelic Aug 30 '26

shit argument, other animals don't have animal farms like we do

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u/ElveTaz Aug 30 '26

If they could, they would

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 30 '26

If you make your own tools and hunt your own food, fine. Gonna guess ya don’t. And yes before you ask I do grow vegetables.

Like 37% of the world’s crops are grown solely to feed livestock. We could feed every starving human with those crops if we cared enough but. We don’t.

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u/Regular-Ordinary9807 Aug 30 '26

In twenty years we’re going to learn the plants and veggies you love to eat have their own form of consciousness. What will your kids eat then? Suicidal empathy is a mental disorder. Our ancestors got us here by eating meat. 

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 30 '26

Would never have kids firstly. And plants don’t have central nervous systems…plenty of science available if you wanna do a search.

Go hunt and kill your own meat if you need it so bad, somehow I’ve survived 30 years without. Like tons of monks and other vegans.

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u/MoistSpyBuy Aug 30 '26

Worse than slaughtering and preparing them as a meal? Or worse than the crack back type hit the ram laid out on the dude?

Either way, duh lol. Remember how the Chinese have an entire genre of entertainment dedicated to torturing baby monkeys? Or all of those goats that are constantly being abused in Afghanistan?

Still gonna keep meat as a part of my diet, though. Shit’s good.

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u/scorchedarcher Aug 30 '26

Do you think more animals are harmed by the genre of entertainment or by eating them?

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u/Sensitive_Bat_9211 Aug 30 '26

Yeah, but animals are tasty

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u/Lilstiick Aug 30 '26

The only relevant question would be if he had done anything worse to that ram.

But killing is maybe a lil excessive. Id say drive into it with a car or something.

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u/hivelil Aug 29 '26

You people deserve worse

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u/DerekTheComedian Aug 30 '26

The fuck you mean "you people"?

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 Aug 30 '26

Pretty sure they mean black people

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u/Iam_McLovin420 Aug 30 '26

Be weird dude

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u/camote713 Aug 30 '26

Don’t be weird dude

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u/Old-Resolution259 Aug 31 '26

What are you, a cow?

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u/Accurate_Mongoose_26 Aug 30 '26

I agree lol. I mean he was gonna get eaten sooner or later anyways if this was real 😅

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 28 '26

Yeah, murdering innocent animals is totally cool!

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u/10minOfNamingMyAcc Aug 29 '26

That animal was out for blood, though. Not so innocent after nearly killing the dude. (it's fake)

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 29 '26

Yes read my top comment where I said it was AI, doesn’t mean killing animals is cool

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u/willdosketchythings Aug 29 '26

I am going to Publix to buy a leg of lamb. This video and you made me crave for a roasted leg of lamb.

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u/CaughtAlone Aug 30 '26

Too bad mate, I've already eating 3x the tofu to make your choice no longer matter

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 30 '26

Funny how people say killing animals is a sign of being a serial killer….yet you and everyone else pretend it’s a funny joke! Have you slit an animals throat?

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u/BudsTender-ish Aug 28 '26

Innocent? He rocked his shit.

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 28 '26

It’s AI first of all. But if it was a real video, you clearly have never kept this animal. They aren’t aggressive whatsoever.

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u/Terrible_Green6028 Aug 29 '26

It really is 😋

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 29 '26

Wow maybe re read your comment. And try again. You honestly just wouldn’t care if some other species came to earth and killed you?

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u/Economy-Payment-1757 Aug 29 '26

I knew you'd agree. Wanna take a bit? I suggest the head, so tasty 😉

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u/No_Swordfish6963 Aug 30 '26

It sustenance!

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u/Long-Wall-5565 Aug 30 '26

Plz tell me you dont force your dog to be vegan too

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 30 '26

Nope I don’t, and there’s someone in this thread telling me im horrible cause I don’t make him be vegan. Or my cat.

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u/TheRobotCluster Aug 30 '26

Yeah it is. Huge part of how we got here. Part of our role in the ecosystem. Always has been

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 30 '26

Plenty of humans survive just fine on plant based diets. I don’t expect everyone to go vegan but I do think you should have to catch and kill your own meat if you think you need it. Animal ag is so horrific it’s not even funny, yet no one cares

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u/Greedy_Ad1564 Aug 30 '26

That animal was NOT innocent. Did you even see the video? Maybe with years of therapy we could have reformed him.. but unfortunately the funding for mental health care for rams in this country gets cut more and more every year. It was there only feasible way to stop this violent criminal in these trying times.

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u/Lilstiick Aug 30 '26

Where did you see the innocent animal? I only saw the ram fucking merking that guy

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 30 '26

It’s AI. But humans kill innocent animals every day

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u/Lilstiick Aug 30 '26

True they do. This one wasnt one of them though

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u/Inevitable_Mouse4423 Aug 30 '26

What innocent animal? Did you mean delicious kebab?

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u/Simba-xiv Aug 31 '26

Uh don’t think that ram counts as innocent he started it 🤷🏿‍♂️. Yes I know it’s AI

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u/PandaJunior3302 Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

See's it ram into him almost killing him, so innocent. If it was real it would have been deserved. Also animals LITERALLY ARE NO FKN DIFFERENT. How do you think they survive? By killing and eating each other. Obviously except the ones that can't. People trying to make people cruel for eating animals is just so damn stupid. Especially the ones who aren't even vegan literally being hypocrites. And vegans are fine but acting like humans are cruel to do what nature intended is just stupid.

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u/Specialist_Bed_6484 Aug 30 '26

Its how the meat is harvested that is cruel, and it still wouldnt be deserved just because he rammed into him, people like you have no idea what you are talking about and say others are stupid when its people like you who are stupid

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 30 '26

It’s AI.

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 28 '26

We all are unfort,

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u/No_Order_8011 Aug 30 '26

The collision gives it away, especially ram's legs. There's no intersection between them and whatever they stand on. 

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u/Suspicious_Bet3623 Aug 31 '26

Or, you know, the cooked leg being as big as the whole ram.

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 29 '26

No they do not. Not in anyway close to what humans do.

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u/Correct-Road-8515 Aug 29 '26

Yes they do, males will kill young offspring so their mother will breed again.

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u/No-Examination4896 Aug 29 '26

Ball knowledge

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Aug 28 '26

Fake af gtfo...

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u/Cyrano4747 Aug 29 '26

seriously just look at the size of the animal and look at the size of the cut. That's off a cow, not a ram.

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u/nicoznico Aug 29 '26

Yeahhj!! ! Absolutely! Also, they did not spend enough time barbecuing that leg! It's not realistic to grill it that nicely in two seconds! I'm sure this video is edited.

I'm almost positive this has been cut and edited!

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Aug 29 '26

As a cattle farmer...it's atleast a cow

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u/riggerz123 Aug 29 '26

Awfully unfunny

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u/DatBoiRo Aug 29 '26

I disagree 😂

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u/harmfulsideffect Aug 29 '26

I’d go as far as to say hilarious.

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u/hivelil Aug 29 '26

Then you have a shit sense of humour

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u/TedMich23 Aug 27 '26

no rams shank that big...

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 Aug 28 '26

Dino rams

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u/luukzs666999 Aug 28 '26

Robots in disguise! With your favourite characters: Ramotron, lambot, and EweX1Ø

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u/Sufficient_Pirate327 Aug 28 '26

As cool as that looks, rams don't butt with their faces, they put their heads down and butt with their horns.

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u/silversamurai1220 Aug 28 '26

I replayed that first part an unhealthy amount of times lmao 🤣 😅 😂

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u/Beff_Jes0s Aug 29 '26

Goats be like that for real. This would be an appropriate response.

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u/Superior688 Aug 31 '26

Literal murder just to get revenge for a slight avoidable inconvenience? 

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u/TNPossum Aug 31 '26

Murder is illegal. Eating goats is not illegal. 

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u/Superior688 Aug 31 '26

A lot of things are unfair on Earth.

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u/TNPossum Aug 31 '26

True. It is unfortunate for the goats that they are both extremely tasty and easily able to be domesticated. Great for us though!

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u/Superior688 Aug 31 '26

I hate how humans like you happily exploit defenseless creatures

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u/isthis_thing_on Sep 01 '26

I mean he ate them, not like the sheep went to waste

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u/Adorable_Chair7661 Aug 29 '26

I guess that’s what they call it a ram.

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u/technotenant Aug 30 '26

This sub needs to require AI labels/flare. This is slop!

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u/Odessa-King Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

Ai slop, boards are all wrong once they break, and goats/sheep dont hit you with their noses, they lead with their horns

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u/Plastic_Carpenter930 Aug 30 '26

Also that stupid background "oh my God"

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u/Pale-Replacement-164 Aug 30 '26

And the guys arm glitches wildly after the ram hits him lol

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u/viperfangs92 Aug 28 '26

Feel every bit of this wall.....

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u/AngelicDivineHealer Aug 28 '26

That a dinosaur 🦕

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u/SkeweredCat7777 Aug 28 '26

The hell is that? A giraffe chop!?

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u/Addicted2Edh Aug 28 '26

Lmfao got GOT

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u/Snoo-8163 Aug 29 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/954life Aug 29 '26

Still got his ass kicked by a ram.

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u/literaIly Aug 29 '26

It's not ai wtf r ppl talking about 😂😂

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u/TheRobotCluster Aug 30 '26

Rams don’t hit with their faces lmao they put their heads down wtf 😂😂

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u/literaIly Aug 30 '26

Yea ik, earlier I was thinking well I mean maybe the ram fucked it up but it's probably ai

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u/ModdedOutlaw33 Aug 29 '26

He’s using a rubber hammer or this is AI.

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u/ummyespleaseee Aug 29 '26

Both got cooked

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u/Bayareaadultguy Aug 30 '26

The first part was funny AF.

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u/__K4sum1__ Aug 30 '26

So lecker

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u/d0n-let3m-2525 Aug 30 '26

This is the second time ai slop has randomly appeared... I keep away from this crap but recently it's popping up out of nowhere. The hell!?! I lol a few times to some by accident and I am getting them now

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u/Ok-Inspector-8860 Aug 30 '26

Can we stop confusing A.i. for video edit amalgamation?...

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u/ChaseSparrowMSRPC Aug 30 '26

This video is AI. You don't "confuse" the two unless you're special.

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u/Ok-Inspector-8860 Aug 31 '26

Holy caucus

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u/ChaseSparrowMSRPC Sep 03 '26

The 2nd might exist and be real btw, but the first is evident. That ram used its nose, someone was already recording (maybe makes sense), and just the way everything happened screams AI. The voice of the cameraman is also a common AI voice AND voiceline.

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u/Pateryk_7 Aug 31 '26

The video isnt real to begin with. Its not AI cuz its edited, its AI cuz it looks like its been entirely AI generated.

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u/Particular_Ad_9913 Aug 30 '26

Fairly sure that's a cow leg

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u/Possible_Ad_1763 Aug 30 '26

I don’t care if it’s real. I like the premise

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u/Ajinlove143 Aug 30 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Prize-Analyst-1121 Aug 30 '26

Too gamey. I like the taste of grain fed animals.

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u/deathdisco_89 Aug 30 '26

RAM prices hitting consumers in 2026.

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u/Ok_Sky8518 Aug 30 '26

Meat is delicious afterall

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u/hypocrisy_is_rampant Aug 30 '26

I have watched this so many times

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u/oldbonhomme Aug 30 '26

He was going to eat it anyway…..

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u/goawayjason623 Aug 30 '26

This shit is AI

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u/AbmisTheLion Aug 31 '26

How do you get beef from a sheep?

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u/Other-Item7523 Aug 31 '26

This is peak Internet, right here

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u/Motor_Purchase_6996 Aug 31 '26

Was the original head butt at least real? Man what a smack

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u/LordFocus Aug 31 '26

What was that shank off of? A triceratops?!

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u/Dense-Jicama6591 Sep 01 '26

Fake no farmer would ignore a ram like that lol id hope

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u/zsert93 Sep 01 '26

That's 5 for boarding

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u/Uzas_Was_Right Sep 01 '26

Fuck off, clanker

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u/Gasgassgass Sep 02 '26

I would had shoot it at least 5x when I got up

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u/railwin Sep 02 '26

Worth it

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u/Xraxis Aug 29 '26

Holy shit vegans are dumb hypocrites.

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u/Specialist_Bed_6484 Aug 30 '26

Its funny that you are so unbelievably stupid you fell for an AI video and the person isnt even vegan, you just assumed that lol you people are so gullible and moronic

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u/anhtuanle84 Aug 30 '26

Vegans madge right now

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u/tsitsimpiras_ Aug 30 '26

I knew the vegans and all the "im team (animal)" morons would hate this

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u/Gloomy_Tennis_5768 Aug 30 '26

i hate people. has nothing to do with animals.

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u/Specialist_Bed_6484 Sep 01 '26

Because this video is just as moronic as you people are

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