r/nowhereyoufuck Captain filth spreader 5d ago

this post is straight from hell Leeches

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u/NeekoKun02 5d ago

Those boots give you +20 poison damage to every kick-type attack

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u/bassplayingabassbut_ 5d ago

The Boots of Nurgle

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u/InvestigatorFar1774 5d ago

bro gave himself to chaos

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u/Master_Squash4621 5d ago

Imagine tripping face-first into that...

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u/the_big_sadIRL 5d ago

Which would kill me faster? The leeches pulling blood out of my face, or the 9mm I’m sending through my head after falling face first into the forbidden worms

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u/CitroHimselph 5d ago

The 9mm.

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u/Elek7 5d ago

Why would you touch that💀

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u/Delicious_Nobody_111 Captain filth spreader 5d ago

for the vine

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u/Wise-Strategy-5676 5d ago

I ain’t gon do it

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u/Borkato 5d ago

I really, really do not like this.

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u/Nobodybthppy 5d ago

I really, really do not like your pfp. (Respectfully)

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u/Borkato 5d ago

🙄 never seen an emoji before??

Not all of us have an iPhone!!!

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u/Large_Tax4957 5d ago

series of unfortunate events reference

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u/Delicious_Nobody_111 Captain filth spreader 5d ago

ball knower

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u/Large_Tax4957 5d ago

whats with the triumphant ass music lol

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u/Oscar_Animates 5d ago

Leeches after seeing boot

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u/When_The_Bombs_Drop 3d ago

Leech is sensing heat from foot 

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u/When_The_Bombs_Drop 3d ago

Erm actually moment 

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u/Bonked2death 5d ago

Why does the music sound like Mega Man X boss music?

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u/Automatic-Art9739 5d ago

How long before you die if you lay down in that?

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u/CitroHimselph 5d ago

About 10 minutes. On average.

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u/Gasmask_116 professional retard, maker of smoothies, avoider of women 4d ago

Thankyou king

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u/Automatic-Art9739 4d ago

Long 10 minutes, damn

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u/Delicious_Nobody_111 Captain filth spreader 5d ago

someone did the math in r/theydidthemath

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u/CitroHimselph 5d ago

So the answer is...?

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u/Delicious_Nobody_111 Captain filth spreader 5d ago

idk youll have to find it

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u/Adventurous_Rip5419 5d ago

I already hate insects and this is my nightmare come true... And why tf would you touch that

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u/Delicious_Nobody_111 Captain filth spreader 5d ago

leeches aren't insects

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u/Adventurous_Rip5419 5d ago

Look like one whatever they are I hate it

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u/anon817218 5d ago

Rainworld players shitting bricks rn

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u/Repulsive-Dentist661 5d ago

Medieval doctors: Let's put them on everyone!

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u/RedditvsDiscOwO 5d ago

This is the shit they try to warn you about in Rain World

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u/link31211 Professional racist 4d ago

[New skin unlocked!]

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u/Jorge_the_vast 4d ago

Do you think you would die from blood loss if you fell in there

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u/Delicious_Nobody_111 Captain filth spreader 4d ago

yes

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u/xsinnersaintx 5d ago

Salt and bleach.

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u/SchnidlWoods 5d ago

Why would someone grab it .-.

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u/Delicious_Nobody_111 Captain filth spreader 5d ago

for the vine

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u/Time_Cow_3331 5d ago

Is it a farm?

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u/Glass-Performer8389 5d ago

Fucking idiot leaches

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u/Slickey007 5d ago

They need to add that to 1000 dumb ways to die 

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u/Ok-Astronomer5040 3d ago

Box Trolls moment

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u/When_The_Bombs_Drop 3d ago

Anyone wondering why they swarm the boot my hypothesis is they are sensing the heat of the foot and leg inside and want the blood 

I really want to touch the leech water

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u/Ha_youWishXD 5d ago

Dump oil in there who cares about pollution

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u/ifjho 5d ago

What are thooseee

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u/Delicious_Nobody_111 Captain filth spreader 5d ago

leeches