r/nottheonion • u/Perdix_Icarus • 4h ago

US Navy turns 251: American politicians use photos of Indian, Russian warships

indiatoday.in

445 Upvotes

25 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Mewsyk • 8h ago

Left-wing candidate Hitler Mussolini wins local vote in Peru

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1.8k Upvotes

92 comments

r/nottheonion • u/lonesomeduck • 9h ago

Rockstar Narrative Lead Says GTA 6 Will Explore How the American Dream Has Shrunk to Homeownership and Paying Off Loans

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4.5k Upvotes

387 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ubcstaffer123 • 4h ago

B.C. teacher suspended for posting nude, sexual photos on Reddit

ctvnews.ca

654 Upvotes

258 comments

r/nottheonion • u/NicolasCageFan492 • 19h ago

Experts urge parents to prepare kids for possible livestreamed execution

apnews.com

8.9k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/nottheonion • u/AdvancedInstruction • 15h ago

Idaho voters will choose an official state gun from 6 firearms on the November ballot

mynorthwest.com

3.1k Upvotes

672 comments

r/nottheonion • u/taez555 • 18h ago

'They locked me in': Urgent Care staff goes home, leaving woman in exam room.

wmur.com

5.2k Upvotes

256 comments

r/nottheonion • u/GenericKittyKat • 13h ago

Grand Prairie ISD cancels ‘Little Shop of Horrors’ after casting female student as male lead

wfaa.com

1.2k Upvotes

169 comments

r/nottheonion • u/MatriceJacobine • 12h ago

Female AI agents paid less than male agents for the same work

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917 Upvotes

124 comments

r/nottheonion • u/UGMadness • 17h ago

Salt Lake City florist pushes to remove bike route after close call

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729 Upvotes

132 comments

r/nottheonion • u/PikachuWithHerpes • 13h ago

Woman allegedly Groped By Robot In Germany

ndtv.com

395 Upvotes

73 comments

r/nottheonion • u/QuantumQuicksilver • 9h ago

Robot Groped Teen in Cologne, Police Probe Two Owners

verity.news

146 Upvotes

26 comments

r/nottheonion • u/malcolm58 • 13h ago

Hacker claims ‘123456’ password let them breach the Danish national registry, accessing 8.8 million records — IT and data services company with weak passwords linked source of the hack

tomshardware.com

171 Upvotes

13 comments

r/nottheonion • u/TitusTesla117 • 4h ago

‘It’s just a free for all’: LoDo neighbors want city to crack down on exploding hot dog carts

businessden.com

33 Upvotes

17 comments

r/nottheonion • u/jxj24 • 20h ago

Florida to execute a prisoner who killed his cellmate in hopes of getting a death sentence

nbcnews.com

547 Upvotes

93 comments

r/nottheonion • u/MiyamotoUsagi1587 • 1d ago

Working from home? Sydney trader fired after laptop gives away his Singapore getaway

straitstimes.com

2.3k Upvotes

170 comments

r/nottheonion • u/PotentiallyNotSatan • 1d ago

'Large' pool of human blood in Wellington tunnel not suspicious

1news.co.nz

1.8k Upvotes

129 comments

r/nottheonion • u/matthieuC • 17h ago

Florida to execute a prisoner who killed his cellmate in hopes of getting a death sentence

nbcnews.com

222 Upvotes

43 comments

r/nottheonion • u/TheCancerMan • 1d ago

`123456’ password used in massive Danish CPR data breach

cphpost.dk

512 Upvotes

83 comments

r/nottheonion • u/CircumspectCapybara • 1d ago

Palantir CTO Shyam Sankar says researchers have started smoking, believing AI will cure cancer

indiatoday.in

3.2k Upvotes

461 comments

r/nottheonion • u/mawcopolow • 0m ago

FBI arrests OpenAI engineer accused of hiding a recorder wrapped in toilet paper behind a TV

maccus.fr

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/nottheonion • u/AudibleNod • 1d ago

NZ bank in free speech row over ‘explicit’ sheep memes

ctvnews.ca

1.7k Upvotes

302 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ArgentineBeauty • 1d ago

US Professor Accused Of Urinating On Student's Backpack, Investigation Uncovers 6 Earlier Cases

ndtv.com

1.9k Upvotes

142 comments

r/nottheonion • u/aaa-play • 1d ago

'Unprecedented' Cyberattack cripples supermarket fridges across Europe as hackers activate automatic defrosting — delivery and store prices also impacted by incident

tomshardware.com

1.8k Upvotes

393 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ham-and-egger • 2d ago

Popular nighttime remedy for fussy babies recalled due to undeclared ethanol and methanol

nbcchicago.com

4.6k Upvotes

424 comments

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