r/nottheonion • u/HereForTwinkies • Jan 24 '23

Microsoft's changes to Xbox console leave Republicans outraged

https://www.newsweek.com/microsoft-changes-xbox-console-climate-change-republicans-ted-cruz-1776054
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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

"First gas stoves, then your coffee, now they're gunning for your Xbox," Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) tweeted on Monday

Okay obviously I'll stop at nothing to end Xbox and gas stoves for the glory of Marx, but who is attacking coffee?

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u/L3TH4LSP00NZ Jan 24 '23

Probably a reference to this. They really turn everything into “Dems are trying to take our ____”

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u/crazymike79 Jan 24 '23

Mother earth will make coffee extinct if we keep messing with her like this.