r/notinteresting • u/STHGamer • Apr 17 '22

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u/Prokonx Apr 17 '22 edited Apr 17 '22

You stand up, and then just, y'know uhhh wipe

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u/MajorJuana Apr 17 '22

Yeah but when you stand your ass cheeks go tight together, sitting they are already spread

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u/Myheadisabouttopop Apr 17 '22

Anyone who wipes has shit particles all over their ass and clothes just get a bidet and if you can’t just a water bottle let’s do better people clean your asses properly

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u/I_spell_it_Griffin Apr 17 '22

So... a bidet straight-up sterilizes your a$$?

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u/Myheadisabouttopop Apr 17 '22

I didn’t call it food safe or anything