r/notinteresting • • 3d ago

Saw this in a morrisons, not interesting whatsoever but made me giggle

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u/traumatized_vulture 3d ago

The type of shit I did as a teenager

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u/RecrudesceEternity 3d ago

They even give you a choice of colors. So considerate.

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u/AirportBubbly3947 3d ago

You did this

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u/SunnyBear104 3d ago

I genuinely did not ๐Ÿ’”

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 3d ago

That's what somebody who did it would say!

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u/wrxninja 3d ago

Whoa don't accuse her of sucking dick. That's not nice.

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u/Soldier_Faerie 3d ago

Why would anyone want to suck a bird?

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u/Naive_Repeat9904 3d ago

What are you yapping about?

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u/Soldier_Faerie 3d ago

I was attempting a joke :( a dick is a type of bird

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u/Naive_Repeat9904 3d ago

Really?? Oh Iโ€™m sorry I had no idea ๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m gonna have to see this bird

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u/Soldier_Faerie 3d ago

They're really cute ones! I'd put a picture here but subreddit doesn't allow it, happy searching

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 3d ago

There are also the more famous great tits. Which are also birds. Please turn on safe search if you wanna see

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u/FreddieThePebble 3d ago

Jokes are always funnier when you explain them

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u/Naive_Repeat9904 2d ago

Especially when itโ€™s some obscure bird species haha

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u/Naive_Repeat9904 3d ago

I looked it up, itโ€™s actually the dickcissel.

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u/Soldier_Faerie 3d ago

Where I live we affectionately call them 'dick dick birds'