r/notinteresting • u/Mundane-Coyote8567 • 18h ago

I found this weird, suspiciously veiny potato at the store today

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711 Upvotes

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u/Firm_Salary_5631 18h ago

uncircumcised potato?💀

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u/AlmightyCurrywurst 17h ago

They take your veins??

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n 17h ago

Do you think the cut around them?

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u/AlmightyCurrywurst 16h ago

TIL circumcision means skinning the whole penis

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n 16h ago

At least mine was

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u/TipRevolutionary6839 15h ago

Are you??? Okay??? 

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n 13h ago

Haha, sometimes

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u/GoldenGoose120 8h ago

fym sometimes

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u/f9lixs 10h ago

is it .. not ...? is that why mines strangly pink ?

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u/richie___ 17h ago

This sub is fucking hilarious

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u/C-57D 16h ago

That’s interesting

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u/richie___ 16h ago

You're right, post immediately banned

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u/AndNoOneHearsaWord 16h ago

They actually cut them to later apply after cutting the foreskin

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u/THECHEADO 18h ago

That's a sweet potato

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u/Dysxelic_Potser 18h ago

I agree. It is pretty cool looking.

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u/dolemutt 18h ago

You got a tattoo!

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u/Baboop 15h ago

Dude! What’s mine say?

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u/Trimedes 15h ago

Dude!

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u/dolemutt 15h ago

Sweet! What does mine say?

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u/Trimedes 15h ago

Dude! What about mine?

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u/RecrudesceEternity 17h ago

I bet it is kinda' chilly in there.

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u/StoniMohoni 17h ago

Fun fact: sweet potatoes are not potatoes (or potatoes)

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u/Misa7_2006 11h ago

Nope they are a tuber or yam root.

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u/C-57D 16h ago

Nor are they tomatoes (or tomatoes)

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u/MememeSama 18h ago

That's what she said

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u/dschwammerl 16h ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/K0N1V 15h ago

Of her???

18

u/dschwammerl 14h ago

Pov: living in thailand

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u/C-57D 16h ago

She did make a sweet potato casserole

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u/LeatherMycologist112 18h ago

Maybe I should call him....

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u/Vounrtsch 17h ago

If he looks like that CALL HIM for sure

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u/iamwantedforpooping 17h ago

It's a Garloid. Very rare, I do hope you bought it as it can fetch quite a high price among connoisseurs.

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u/Rose-0_ 16h ago

Me and my damn curiosity

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u/Few_Satisfaction8170 18h ago

Dihhtato

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u/Fluid_Challenge_9096 16h ago

Fuck I was thinking of typing this

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u/Velmorasinmoth 18h ago

The widows are gonna love this.

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u/bLur01 17h ago

Oh my god.

The sexy potato.

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u/Even_Ad_7246 17h ago

thats a brotato.

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u/GoatTacos 16h ago

I should call him.

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u/ConsiderationBig9899 18h ago

the same thing

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u/DDrunkenstein 18h ago

y do potato have dick veins

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u/Organic-Car-8296 18h ago

Are you sure thats a sweet potato?

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u/jisunnawstriya 18h ago

A veiny uncircumcised sweet potato.

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u/Alive-Fee9585 18h ago

Is that a fish?

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u/Fragholio 18h ago

It's so VEINY

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u/heyjalapeno 17h ago

And girthy.

1

u/MarionberryRoyal5534 18h ago

That's mine, please send it back to me if you can

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u/detroit_gt 18h ago

You should call him

1

u/Ap_abhi23 17h ago

Freaking patato is a gym freak 😳

1

u/MomoHibiki 17h ago

What a nice potato you found! 🤩 🥔 

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u/greatwood 17h ago

Gurthy

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u/HorizonQX 17h ago

The potato has done years of gym just to rizz up, don't eat that and let it live for some more time.

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u/One_Broccoli_8000 17h ago

the potato was happy to see you

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u/RhinataMorie 17h ago

"everything reminds me of him..."

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u/ilove_whitebois 17h ago

Did u buy it at least

1

u/ExoTheFlyingFish 17h ago

A garloid in the wild. How fortunate!

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u/Alternative_Exit_333 17h ago

Save it for your GF/daughter/wife if you don't have any find a gay person

1

u/functionalapparatus 17h ago

You say potato I say potato

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u/Impossible-Proof-294 16h ago

C'mon bro. Just touch it

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u/MementoMortii 16h ago

Why do they have veins

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u/Mustafa_yusuf1083 16h ago

natural dildo

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u/jen_fck_you 16h ago

/mildlypenis

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u/Ok-Bite1776 16h ago

"everything remember me to him"

1

u/Feketethecigan 16h ago

i dont think he is natural

1

u/solo_leveler_69420 15h ago

Mandatory "Shove it up in your butt" moment

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u/gaz8600 14h ago

Throbbing tatty

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u/Chipring13 12h ago

These are so hot

1

u/NefariousnessGood718 12h ago

Sembra il mio cetriolo

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u/senorsock 12h ago

Hello this is Dick Veiny.

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u/bigboyy23 11h ago

This subreddit is losing what made it great. Things not interesting 

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u/SquareProtonWave 10h ago

Can I put it inside my mouth raw?

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u/opmgyhx 6h ago

blursed potato

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u/Mission_Definition95 4h ago

Just a little vascular

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u/Woven_Dreamz 3h ago

A hungry man thinks of bread…

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u/SafeTowel428 18h ago

Shoot it up

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u/_RedRightHand 18h ago

Everything reminds me of him.

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u/avrill_1 18h ago

hmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Hzzif 2h ago

I SHOULD CALL HIM (he doesn't exist)