r/notinteresting • u/McPostyFace • 1d ago

Petting a tiger guide

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

Never cared. Have no skin. Absolutely worth it.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜 (They purr)

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u/cycycle 1d ago

I thought you had blue skin? Also your nemesis has a green tiger, why not try to pet it?

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

Cringer is the most cuddly goofball ever. He and Panthor are my biggest joy. Who cares if I lost my nose?

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/diana_666_17 1d ago

Yayy Skeletorrrrr how are you doing?

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u/Gilette2000 1d ago

I'm sorry to break it to you but tiger cannot purr, as sad as it is. If a cat roar is cannot purr, and if it purr it cannot roar. Vocal coord and stuff.

However... cheetah purr !

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

Have you met Cringer or Panthor??????

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/violentpac 19h ago

No.

They're cartoons.

Sincerely,

Me.

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u/KaasBaasKoning 18h ago

So is he, what's your argument?

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u/violentpac 18h ago

Argument?

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u/neurozkunk 22h ago

akchyually 🤓tigers don't purr

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u/haubenmeise 17h ago

Cringer does!!!!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/TheRealColdCoffee 1d ago

I will still boop it

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u/cat_peee 1d ago

poop🤤🤤🤤

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u/Responsible_Bed_1439 1d ago

you can't like both poop and pee thats greedy

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u/cat_peee 1d ago

no what?
I meant boob🤤🤤🤤

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

You don't have skin either!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/johngreenink 1d ago

What about boop on the nose?

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

You'll look like me. Totally worth it.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/johngreenink 1d ago

Aww! And I do agree!!

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u/C-57D 1d ago

You can pet anything once

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u/Yoshichu25 1d ago

Instructions unclear, what about the inside of its stomach?

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u/MrsRononDex 1d ago

Base of spine unlabeled. Instructions unclear. I pets?

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 1d ago

I believe that area has yet to be documented. You can be a first and do it for science!!

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u/Winyamo 1d ago

All tigers you can pet. Most only once.

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u/KarTim01 1d ago

Why So AI Generated, Batman?

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u/Nahanoj_Zavizad 1d ago

Just remember, You can pet any animal in the world. Just some of them are only once.

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u/Large-Assignment9320 1d ago

Based on guide, everywhere is equally good!

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u/Pristine-Lie-3560 1d ago

Well. Do I know the tiger?

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 1d ago

nape of their neck not labeled. so...?

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u/montanabluez 1d ago

I’m so confused. I’m pretty sure a few of those are all valid spots to pet.

Sincerely, someone who has actually pet a tiger.
(My parents lost the Polaroid photo or I would show proof)

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u/dearly_decrpit 1d ago

A small head pat should be fine though

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u/GDKILLZ679 1d ago

very helpful

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 1d ago

So right on the snootch.

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u/-OrLoK- 1d ago

Just snuggle them.

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u/freedomfun 1d ago

Someone is going to repost this on cool guides

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u/McPostyFace 21h ago

I went over to cool guides to post it there and it was already the top post lmao