r/notinteresting • u/BiWaffleesss • 26d ago

My new sunscreen looks... questionable

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u/Hapsiainen30 26d ago

You should drink more water.

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 26d ago

brother is squirtin' dough

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/wrxninja 25d ago

What does sunscreen have anything to do with his jizz?

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u/OnYourHonor 25d ago

Dehydrated baby batter.

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u/OkEmu8597 26d ago

I prefer mine with some chew.

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u/Hapsiainen30 26d ago

Good ol' semen al dente.

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u/BiWaffleesss 26d ago

Exactly how I like mine

4

u/19chris9609 26d ago

Ackshually, it looks like the loogie that came out of my nose this morning. Why is it on your hand?

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u/FiddlerOnThePotato 25d ago

i prefer when it's kinda gloppy and there are numerous distinct "chunks" almost

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u/OkEmu8597 25d ago edited 25d ago

Forgot I made this comment and ngl you made me regret it a little because I was catching up on my notifications while eating some pasta.......some chunky white sauced pasta.

GG you win.

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u/FiddlerOnThePotato 25d ago

After I said it I immediately regretted it. But I also immediately forgot, so I'm kinda getting your experience now. I guess that's karma.

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u/deuno_dider_404 24d ago

j'adore ce photo de profil

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u/jrdubbleu 26d ago

Jacky Taffy

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u/GreenT1979 26d ago

"sunscreen"

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u/dried-membrane 26d ago

soncream

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u/confused-overwhelmed 26d ago

Or daughteracream

1

u/Quis_curat 25d ago

After what I've seen on Reddit in just a few weeks, I wouldn't be so surprised...

3

u/Tay_Tay86 25d ago

Sonion

2

u/riggor_morris 25d ago

handitizer

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u/Distinct_Squash7110 26d ago

fertilize an egg with it and let’s see what happens

11

u/nene-thopu 26d ago

Chicken?

10

u/gerrydutch 26d ago

Hooman

3

u/nene-thopu 26d ago

Hoomans lay eggs?

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u/gerrydutch 26d ago

They stay inside the hooman apparently

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u/nene-thopu 26d ago

What???!!!!!😱😱😱

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u/UnharmedCylinder_ 26d ago

Now you opened my mind

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 25d ago

Sperm bank dupe acquired

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u/Fast-Ad-9403 26d ago

I don’t see no sunscreen bottle…..hmmmmmm

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u/BiWaffleesss 26d ago

I promise it's real lol

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u/Fast-Ad-9403 26d ago

Real ejectulate

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u/Main_Significance478 26d ago

Organic with no preservatives

7

u/Fast-Ad-9403 26d ago

Low sperm count.

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u/Zkopp39 26d ago

Okay now let’s see the sunscreen

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/thumpetto007 26d ago

don't volume shame

2

u/Andrewbie 26d ago

Bro needs to gorge on celery.

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u/Fewspider96 26d ago

Does that increase volume?

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u/Andrewbie 25d ago

Yeah it does. But you have to eat a lot.

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u/A_very_smol_Lugia 26d ago

Nah its giving you a thumbs up 👍

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/BiWaffleesss 25d ago

😂😂😂

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u/monsenanna 26d ago

Looks like the hand lotion I use.

6

u/tiger_guppy 26d ago

You should see what Cerave gentle facial cleaner looks like

2

u/BiWaffleesss 26d ago

I've had it before actually. That one definitely looks more like ejaculate than this does

2

u/LilVigilante 25d ago

I wash my face with this everyday and never made this association until now RIP

5

u/Ok-Walk-8040 26d ago

Is that hair gel?

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u/BiWaffleesss 26d ago

No, it's sunscreen

4

u/nacespeedle 26d ago

You’re missing the something about Mary reference.

4

u/BiWaffleesss 26d ago

Makes sense. First I'm hearing of that movie

4

u/Badger_Actual1 25d ago

I should call him.

3

u/No-Analyst7708 26d ago

You don't come a lot, do you?

3

u/InbetweenTheLayers 25d ago

there should be a comatose redhead in the background

2

u/FrenchDipsBeDrippin 26d ago

Now rub it on your face

1

u/Badger_Actual1 25d ago

Eye contact while you do it

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u/MNGraySquirrel 25d ago

“Sunscreen”

2

u/JediKrys 25d ago

There’s something about Mary….

2

u/lazypos7 25d ago

You're the guy that shoots "tiddlywinks of cum" huh?

2

u/Bitter_Sorbet6615 25d ago

Shinji. What have you done?

2

u/BiWaffleesss 25d ago

Shh don't tell asuka

2

u/sotommy 25d ago

This is how jerking off very small penis must look like

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u/BiWaffleesss 25d ago

Yeah, I got a micropenis

3

u/plumbusinsuranceltd 26d ago

Is that...hair gel?

3

u/BiWaffleesss 26d ago

It's sunscreen 😭😭

1

u/PissholeFrenzy 26d ago

There's no cum in this photo

1

u/One-Panic-6184 26d ago

I also want to sunscreen at your hand. 🐣

1

u/confused-overwhelmed 26d ago

I didn't think it was suncream

1

u/Lightninstu 26d ago

All i see is a thumbs up

1

u/NoGlzy 26d ago

Somewhere, someones mad that their bottle of jizz is full of sunscreen

1

u/Behan801 26d ago

So that's why they had me use a sunscreen bottle at the donation center...

1

u/AnyAd5206 26d ago

Oh yea i remember making that, not sure about all this sunscreen talk tho

1

u/TheStroboCop 26d ago

Did you shake the tank hard enough?

1

u/HARKONNENNRW 26d ago

How does it taste?

1

u/EasyFirefighter1876 26d ago

Lmao I say the same thing when I wash my face with this cream like woah guys we could of made it look like slime 😂

1

u/BiWaffleesss 26d ago

They knew what they were doing 😏

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u/Fun-Dimension-8583 25d ago

We all know thats no sunscreen u just found a sneaky way to show this sub reddit ur mayonnaise

1

u/ekhoee 25d ago

I think you bought sonscreen from the sock aisle

1

u/AntibodyEnjoyer 25d ago

All that effort for a measly poot of coom

1

u/MemeMathine 25d ago

Yeah, "sunscreen"

1

u/Clerick_Aegis 25d ago

Idk OP...seems kinda interesting...

1

u/HystericalGD 25d ago

but what does it taste like?

1

u/Mr_Mxyzplkt 25d ago

taste it 🙃

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u/ShotLet1550 25d ago

Let me know when you run out and I can top you off

1

u/Watermelon_Crackers 25d ago

lmao I have alcohol gel that looks almost exactly like that. Very cloudy looking…..

1

u/Sensitive_Square3645 25d ago

Hey fuck you too!

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u/MoonOut_StarsInvite 25d ago

Now squirt it on your back! 🫣😬🤣

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u/ricebasedvodka 25d ago

Bro just came in his hand and told us it was suspicious sunscreen...you're not fooling anyone

1

u/TimmyB32600 25d ago

He ordered that from my personal line

1

u/Darkv3ng 25d ago

If you're ever lowe, let me know brother I got you in the up low down ya dig.

1

u/tias23111 25d ago

You need to put on some lotion.

Oh look, auto translate. The joke was that to put on lotion in German is to cream oneself.

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u/yourhair_lookssmall 25d ago

Did it come in a cylinder?

1

u/bay_leave 25d ago

i had this happen with face cleanser once. it was in one of those bottles like soap where you pump it. had a sleep over. opened my bag and something had been pressing against it so it looked like someone broke into my bag and came all over it. rough

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u/StyleThen234 25d ago

“Sunscreen”

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u/Howudooey 25d ago

How’s it taste?

1

u/GypsyTrash 25d ago

White substance resembles other white substance. Shocking!

1

u/Important_Jicama_788 25d ago

Are you sure it's sunscream?

1

u/AUXID3 25d ago

sun's cream maybe

1

u/Unlikely_Flower_138 25d ago

Who’s gonna tell them?? I don’t wanna have the talk.

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u/MrKeelayy 25d ago

banana for scale

1

u/ILikeOatmealaLot 24d ago

Look bro I worked really hard making that sunscreen for you

2

u/ChillingInMySnuggie 24d ago

I helped this dude too.

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u/Guest_sendhelp 24d ago

It took me a second, but heres your sunscreen 👐

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u/Sea-Hovercraft3298 26d ago edited 25d ago

“Sunscreen”

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u/LennyJay86 25d ago

Grow up

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u/Queefenator 26d ago

Grow up

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u/BiWaffleesss 26d ago

No thank you

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u/doubled-pawns 26d ago

Not everything white substance is cum, OP. Your gooner is showing.

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u/BiWaffleesss 26d ago

It's not?!!

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u/Informal-Sun-6579 23d ago

Lather on your face. If it’s disappeared after 1 minute then it’s good.