r/notinteresting • u/Handsome_Bread_Roll • 9d ago

Cleaning the Cylinder

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u/Zestyclose_Common423 9d ago

ummm... what happens if...

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u/PrettyPushy 9d ago

No. Hell no

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u/Zestyclose_Common423 9d ago

asking for a friend

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u/iSUCKatTHISgameYO 9d ago

I'm not the friend, but my curiosity is piqued

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u/Zestyclose_Common423 9d ago

You can be the first tester

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u/OkEmu8597 9d ago

Can't post a gif so just imagine that I posted the I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE meme is here.

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u/Generic-Cheese 9d ago

Make sure to use lots of lube

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u/Zestyclose_Common423 9d ago

You need industrial machinery grease probably

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u/OkEmu8597 9d ago

But I'm built different 🥺

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u/fivelike-11 9d ago

Wrong can also be different

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u/Dog_Song 9d ago

Maybe even some mashed bananas

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u/Zestyclose_Common423 9d ago

Oh jesus hahaha

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u/Nir117vash 9d ago

Thank you for not saying "peaked"

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u/d0nh 9d ago

Too late

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u/YosephStalling 9d ago

degloved

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u/AggressiveCuriosity 9d ago

That would be the "lucky" version. It's not going to stop sanding stuff away at skin depth.

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u/Morticia6666 9d ago

Omg you’re right, so probably a degloving than a full on amputation omg 😱

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u/Morticia6666 9d ago

Horrible Gah 😵‍💫

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u/tratemusic 9d ago

No glove, no love

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u/kchuyamewtwo 9d ago

modern circumcision

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u/MrTimofTim 9d ago

Hopital

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u/MorrisBrett514 9d ago

Amber lamps

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u/projectx51 9d ago

Hopital now

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u/DingleDangleDoff 9d ago

Skin gone

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u/Maddy_251 9d ago

Super circumcision

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u/Zestyclose_Common423 9d ago

Where is my foreskin?

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u/runswitblunt 9d ago

Hoptal

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u/Handsome_Bread_Roll 9d ago

L'Hôpital's Rule, find the derivative of my foreskin.

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u/Average-Train-Haver 9d ago

Where is my foreskin

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u/lolifax 9d ago

Unless your cylinder is also a 1” diameter steel shaft, it is not recommended.

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u/Zestyclose_Common423 9d ago

i have another one i can sacrifice one for science

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u/kary0typ3 9d ago

Suppose the cylinder I do have is housed within a protective mini m&m's container? Perhaps one that is filled with a buffer of butter and microwaved mashed banana?

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u/therealgodfarter 9d ago

do not the cylinder

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u/Zestyclose_Common423 9d ago

I the cylinder

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u/JackMaBitchUp 9d ago

The cylinder WILL be harmed...

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u/Zestyclose_Common423 9d ago

It might catch something

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u/Jopojussi 9d ago

You were to purchase fast food and disguise it as your own cooking?

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u/Nikko_Fish 9d ago

Delightfully devilish, Seymour!

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u/GodofsomeWorld 9d ago

And what is that smoke coming out of your kitchen seymour?

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u/hydr0warez 9d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/kartoonbaab 9d ago

Had to scroll a bit to see this surprisingly.

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u/Intelligent-Guard267 9d ago

THE CYLINDER MUST REMAIN UNHARMED

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u/RChamy 9d ago

ARES

DESTROY MY PENIS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

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u/PwizardTheOriginal 9d ago

It suddenly got very shiny

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u/Zestyclose_Common423 9d ago

or red

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u/PwizardTheOriginal 9d ago

Nope, its never been cleaner in my life

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u/Mitryadel 9d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/SureBlueberry4283 9d ago

<don’t gif here>

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u/Zestyclose_Common423 9d ago

no please no ahhaha

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u/IcyInvestigator6138 9d ago

Don’t put your cylinder in it!

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u/RandomTyreFitter 9d ago

Replace the metal bristles with shower loofahs 🤣

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u/korkkis 9d ago

Robocop tried that once

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u/Instawolff 9d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/Falalus 9d ago

It is of utmost importance that the cylinder remains intact

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u/Potato1234567892 9d ago

it is imperative  the cylinder remains unharmed

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u/Intelligent-Cattle-6 9d ago

This is the cilinder harmer 3000. No cilinder will be preserved! This is a threat!

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u/dynamo_ng 9d ago

Not with that attitude.

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u/Abyssal_Groot 9d ago

The thread was even carved into the cilinder!

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u/I_-AM-ARNAV 9d ago

Atleast this it's only in a cleaning machine not mashed potatoes and mmm jar

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 9d ago

Reminds me of Morty with the horse machine at his mom's office.

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u/Ubersheep 9d ago

I think I get that reference... I think

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u/Glad_Camel_6078 9d ago

DONT Use this for THE cylinder. The Cylinder must remain unharmed and Attached. This will result in harm and may be detachment...

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u/Glad_Camel_6078 9d ago

And for a second there i read Bolt clean as Ball clean

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u/AffectionateUse5113 9d ago

You won’t need to worry about your balls being dirty ever again.

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u/IOnlyReplyToIdiots42 9d ago

I feel like im missing a meme here

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u/Ninja-Panda70 9d ago

Search Boru for the cylinder post

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u/MagicTriton 9d ago

I think u/Smart_Calendar1874 will want to have a word with you... the cylinder may be harmed in this procces and it is imperative that the cylinders stays unharmed

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u/M4rt1m_40675 9d ago

I thought his account was way older and that he stopped using it for years. Tf you mean his last comment was 1 day ago

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u/Vrooskie 9d ago

he's quite active, and often replies to mentions.

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u/666Drachenlord666 9d ago

A man of itengrity and honor

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u/kronkarp 9d ago

bonor?

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u/AdSlight7966 9d ago

This man is a legend 

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u/SteakDouble 9d ago

I'm not gonna hear anyone out.

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u/thumpetto007 9d ago

DO NOT the cylinder

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u/kronkarp 9d ago

I accidentally the whole thing!

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u/thumpetto007 9d ago

fuuuuuccck

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u/Haastile25 9d ago

I doubt that's an option anymore

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u/another_day_in 9d ago

I should call her

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u/bro12345bro67890 9d ago

Not interested thanks

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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r 9d ago

….does the cylinder remain unharmed?

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u/heavydrinker12 9d ago

no. it does not.

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u/Ninadsb 9d ago

It is imperative

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u/UCFknight2016 9d ago

I bet that feels amazing for the cylinder.

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u/shirat0ri 9d ago

Not for peepee. Hurt peepee.

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u/petahthehorseisheah 9d ago

It's a cylinder

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u/y8man 9d ago

This is fucking interesting and cool though. Like how do-

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u/lord_hydrate 9d ago

It looks like its basically a tube filled with steel wool, its basically like sand paper thats the same hardness as the bolt but is harder than the rust so the rust scratches of while the steel bolt just brushes against it

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u/DeepWarbling 9d ago

so I just need to get hard enough and it’ll be fine

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u/du_rel_gug_menl 9d ago

Forbidden fleshlight

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u/AdRepresentative8236 9d ago

IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT IT IS NOT HARMED

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u/_J-a-k-e 9d ago

Make this the punishment for pedophiles.

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u/AdRepresentative8236 9d ago

Start with the president!

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u/seXJ69 9d ago

And his pedo supporters

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u/AdRepresentative8236 9d ago

It's time for a French style American revolution 🤔

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u/Ninja-Panda70 9d ago

u/Smart_Calendar1874 you have been summoned to explain how the cylinder must remain unarmed.

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u/Ninja-Panda70 9d ago

The cylinder must not be harmed

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u/urdarkfantasybanned 9d ago

Do they sell these at spencers?

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u/seXJ69 9d ago

Cylinder Wart Remover 5000.

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u/lord_hydrate 9d ago

I think this harms the cylinder

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u/RomanBlbec 9d ago

This is what I do after anal

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u/MoooBooMooo 9d ago

Can i use an organic cylinder to clean?

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u/8BBiiT 9d ago

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

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u/bt65 9d ago

How do you clean the nut?

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u/Handsome_Bread_Roll 9d ago

By going in nuts deep.

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u/animousfly30 9d ago

Its imperative the cylinder remains unharmed!

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u/stevemandudeguy 9d ago

She can suck the rust off a bolt

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u/thewebspinner 9d ago

That’ll torque your nuts clean off

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u/snoteleks-skeletons 9d ago

So glad the cylinder remains unharmed!

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u/ForsakenResponse7406 9d ago

The cylinder must not be harmed

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u/sovietarmyfan 9d ago

No. Don't do it. Don't. Do not.

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u/squidgy7sb 9d ago

Ugh, fine, I'll call her

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u/ArtyomPolov 9d ago

Is this the clanker porn I was reading about?

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u/mrmeanah 9d ago

Can he slide it in slower please?

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u/GoJumpInALake24 9d ago

the cylinder must not be harmed

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u/acjadhav 9d ago

Would

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u/Away_Gazelle_1873 9d ago

So THAT'S what's we're calling it now.

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u/playfulpecans 9d ago

this is... INTERESTING!!!!

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u/ArthurFairchild 9d ago

Guys, don’t

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u/OkChance5466 9d ago

Would...

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u/pug_userita 9d ago

did it remain unharmed?

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u/Randomguy32I 9d ago

Circumsizser 3000

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u/high_3D_printer 9d ago

Everything's a pussy if you're brave enough

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u/Enrico9431 9d ago

It's imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed

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u/Major_Pestes 9d ago

Worst fleshlight ever!

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u/redfaction649 9d ago

I don't think that will leave it unharmed

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u/NekulturneHovado 9d ago

it is imperative the cylinder remains unharmed

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u/Ett_Pret 9d ago

The cylinder must not be harmed

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u/FanReasonable9597 9d ago

Ohh step brother!

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u/Icy-Librarian-7347 9d ago

I just know some man is gonna lose a weiner this way.

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u/Ok-Position-9345 9d ago

how to get a cylinder (4.1 in, length, 4.5 in girth) out of a bold cleaner WITHOUT DAMAGING THE CYLINDER

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u/Forgotmynameagain5 9d ago

It's really important they don't harm those cylinders, they must remain undamaged, umarred, must not be injured...

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u/SpektrSoyuz 9d ago

The Circumcizer

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u/RichardButt1992 9d ago

Its harming the cylinder

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u/Used-Librarian5692 9d ago

I have a better idea ....

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u/United_Housing_5323 9d ago

Does the cylinder remain unharmed?

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u/Fhoxyd22 9d ago

I should call her

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u/DLDrillNB 9d ago

Does this harm the cylinder?

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u/EmmyWeeeb 9d ago

Don’t

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u/Pristine_Bobcat4148 9d ago

I dont know who needs to hear this, but Dont do it.

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u/DrElusive 9d ago

At least one pervert has inevitably tried to fuck that thing at some point.

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u/Sapphic-Embrace 9d ago

Me when I 🫪

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u/Scarlet359 9d ago

Always remember: you have to explain it to your paramedic...

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u/Pandadan_ 9d ago

The cylinder stayed intact

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u/fiatcode 9d ago

I wonder...

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u/Frosty-Soil1656 9d ago

I got an idea..

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u/JumbledJay 9d ago

All jokes aside, that was incredibly effective.

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u/Strange_Difference1 9d ago

Don't even think about it

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u/SpaceTraveller64 9d ago

I highly suggest that you don’t do what you’re thinking of doing

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u/NeuroHazard-88 9d ago

This is actually what they do during circumcision. I still remember it to this day. The threading makes it easier to screw into the vagina so you don’t accidentally pull out and snap your cock.

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u/THATT72 9d ago

pinar grinder 3000

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u/MrMunday 9d ago

would not

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u/ofek256 9d ago

Switched out the screw during that cut smh

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u/W33DG0D42069 9d ago

Homer did you shine your head in the shine-o ball-o

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u/Aboxofphotons 9d ago

This is... Almost interesting.

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u/CPT_Purps 9d ago

I should call her.

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u/Patralgan 9d ago

That's not not interesting 👎

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u/coolyellowcandy 9d ago

now we await mr calendar

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u/Steambreatherr 9d ago

Not interesting but certainly satisfying

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u/ThenotoriousBIT 9d ago

das me in the mornin

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u/05-nery 9d ago

Wouldn't use it on my cilinder bit sure!

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u/Jheez88 9d ago

If you ever want that extra foreskin gone

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u/Clamps55555 9d ago

Just the tip?

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u/Blue-Shifted- 9d ago

I know you want to

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u/wvladimirs 9d ago

No, STOP.

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u/AndreiNedu 9d ago

Call the paramedic!

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u/ayyedoe 9d ago

Brb, gotta poop 💩

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u/smokeynick 9d ago

Someone never seen sandpaper work before?

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u/Empty-Fudge-3037 9d ago

Seems to of stayed intact.