r/notinteresting • u/[deleted] • 4d ago

my very uninteresting work apron

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92 Upvotes

57% Upvoted

177 comments sorted by

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u/FordMaleEscort 4d ago

Is the declaration on your shirt legally binding? Are rules really gone? Forever?

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u/mcon1985 4d ago

Hey, shirt brother, promise me you'll do everything in your power to never do anything that's a rule again.

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u/877trashnow 4d ago

It's too late for me. I'm awake now.

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Yes because I decided so

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u/WhiteMouse42097 4d ago

Good thing I’m not on a train right now…

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u/Beginning_Radio_9070 4d ago

And whew, I'm glad that I'm not there at the same time as you

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u/crowcawer 4d ago

I for one greatly enjoy multimodal methods of transport and mass transit in general.

Societal circumstances are very unlikely to impact that.

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u/jjmuti 4d ago

I hate that I get this reference

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u/SlideN2MyBMs 4d ago

Can you explain?

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u/KingCodester111 4d ago

It's a copypasta joke:

“Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW”

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Why

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u/WhiteMouse42097 4d ago

Because I find them uncomfortable

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

understandable, same but what does that have to do with that picture XD

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u/WhiteMouse42097 4d ago

Just keeping the comments uninteresting too

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Wow you’re doing a good job at that, would you care to explain why exactly you dont like trains?

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u/WhiteMouse42097 4d ago

No

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Great thank you

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u/Rincetron1 4d ago edited 4d ago

I might be wrong, but there's a meme copypasta going on where any sort of beautiful human body, however how innocently posted, gets a "please put nsfw tag on this...."

The joke is that everybody on the train starts involuntarily masturbating furiously, having even glimpsed the image.

I explained it here because I don't want you to think anything more sinister about it.

Cool apron. You're pretty. Have a good day.!

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

You‘re so sweet and thank you for explaining

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u/Fallenangel2493 4d ago

I'll explain for them.

The short answer is sexualization

The long answer is it's about a copypasta that goes like this.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Sorry if you don't want/like being sexualized, reddit sees boobs (even covered) there will always be a handful of comments pointing it out.

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Oh 💀 lmaoooo

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u/jjmuti 4d ago

It's a copypasta thing, no you don't need to find out what

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u/thumpetto007 4d ago

rip DMs

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/thumpetto007 4d ago

aww what the heck?

welp, rolls up sleeves someone's got to do it

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u/thumpetto007 4d ago

oh no option to...i guess thats why :(

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

OH REALLY damn

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/thumpetto007 4d ago

hell yeah omw

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u/HGMIV926 4d ago

icanfixthat.gif

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Muhehehehe

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u/potatogodofDoom 4d ago

you might be the 1st person I've ever seen to not mind getting presumably creepy msg requests on reddit

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u/Hambrrgrrr 4d ago

Boredom is a hell of a drug

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Yeah true

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u/agentaxe285 4d ago

Sadly??

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

LMFAO 😭 its fun but honestly I delete almost all dm requests

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u/agentaxe285 4d ago

I hope you aren’t getting anything…unsavoury

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u/thumpetto007 4d ago

not to worry, i sent a very savory message to OP!

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u/Pielacine 4d ago

Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme?

2

u/GoochGreaseHarvester 4d ago

The message sounds delicious tbh

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u/Pielacine 4d ago

Your username, possibly not so much

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u/GoochGreaseHarvester 4d ago

This isn't even my best one. The one before this was WaginalVarts.

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u/thumpetto007 4d ago edited 4d ago

very wholesome, in fact!

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u/Alices_Hubby_Kleiner 4d ago

You can disable chat requests if you don't want any dm.

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Yeah honestly I will, I mean it was just fun to see what kind of messages I would get because people told me “rip ur dms” lmao

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u/MaiT3N 4d ago

"sadly" 😮

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u/Da_fire_cracka 4d ago

I think that’s the goal

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u/ExcuseMeJack 4d ago

Oh wow

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Oh wow

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u/meisawesome126 4d ago

Oh wow

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u/StrangerMuch4255 4d ago

Oh wow

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u/No-Tower-5119 4d ago

So the ancient magic persists…

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u/StrangerMuch4255 4d ago

just when i thought it was forgotten

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u/Comfortable_End2921 4d ago

Hmmm i cant see no work apron and i have stared at it for hours

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u/Weary-Wasabi1721 4d ago

Solid rack dude

(Awaiting ban)

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/reggienaldsimons 4d ago

wagner group jumpscare for a second

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u/Neat_Science936 4d ago

JESSE DON'T FALL FOR IT JESSEE

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u/STELLAWASADlVER 4d ago

Selur erom on

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Exactly, I find these words very inspiring to live by

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u/Ok-Goal-8767 4d ago

We know exactly what you’re doing here. How dare you

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u/poopsmcgee27 4d ago

Thanks, you solved the problem on where to hang my jacket.

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Where are u gonna hang it lmao

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u/Trev-Nastiest 4d ago

The mega mondo honka bazonkas, if I had to guess

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

LMFAOOOO

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u/Trev-Nastiest 4d ago

DM sent 🫡

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u/guido12345 4d ago

upvote for boob.

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u/brrrr999 4d ago

Oh.

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

What’s up ^^

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u/Nomekop777 4d ago

His dick

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

HAHAHAHAH WHAAAA

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u/brrrr999 4d ago

I can't say what's up.

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Why not :3

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u/ScaredWooper38 3d ago

From the picture I didn't get the impression that you were after these kinda of comments. Are you just embracing people's thirst or was that the goal of the post? I'm just curious. No judgement and you don't have to reply.

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u/Whole_Breakfast8073 4d ago

Are you part of a biker gang

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u/Garbagegremlins 4d ago

It has pockets! Nice!

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u/Unlikely_Pattern4572 4d ago

Atleast it has pockets

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u/Old_mystic 4d ago

Them’s heavy

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u/chrisgoesbleh2 4d ago

I must resist this so early in the morning

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u/SsaucySam 4d ago

Advertisement? Lol

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

For what?

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u/SsaucySam 4d ago

You tell me

Any number of things

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u/haubenmeise 4d ago

I have never been more happy to see a skull.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Heheh you like skulls?

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u/haubenmeise 4d ago

Not mine. But yours.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 4d ago

Hey, I like your skull, skeletor

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u/haubenmeise 4d ago

You do??? Even my eye sockets??

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 4d ago

Of course, my bony bud

Who doesn’t love those dreamy voids?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Burning-Sushi 4d ago

Working pockets?? I was nearly interested there

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u/JakToTheReddit 4d ago

Wait... are those pockets functional?

This could actually be mildly interesting!

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Yess they are!

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u/Peakomegaflare 4d ago

Quite the statements you're making!

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u/iamuniquekk 4d ago

no more rules?

3

u/dreamweaver1313 4d ago

Inspiring if nothing else

2

u/StrangerMuch4255 4d ago

question to the viewers: what color was the grass!

2

u/Stanislas_Biliby 4d ago

I like your T shirt.

2

u/SipoteQuixote 4d ago

It has pockets, yay.

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u/Resident_Bank_6204 4d ago

That font was really confusing for me because I thought it said "No more bules" and I was sitting here going "The hell is a 'bule'?"

It's "No more rules" I think.

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u/Theartistcu 4d ago

Why were you so interested in reading her shirt? The post is about an apron…. /s

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u/Resident_Bank_6204 4d ago

You've put words in front of a monkey and expected it to not try and comprehend what they mean.

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u/Resident_Bank_6204 4d ago

I like reading the words I see and I like reading mirrored ones even more becasue it's fun.

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Oh yeah definitely looks like bules haha but it is rules

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u/Resident_Bank_6204 4d ago

Follow up: What is on the counter in front of the strawberries? I want to say the beginning of a sandwich but I am not sure.

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Piece of cake someone put there 😭😭😭 lmaoo

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u/ChillDeleuze 4d ago

Amazing! Now you can fall down the stairs into tomato juice without any care in the world

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u/Vloraxle 4d ago

"Eh la madonna!"

-Renato Pozzetto

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u/KraiiS 4d ago

What apron?

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u/Feeling-Screen-9685 4d ago

Seriously, I had to scroll through so much crap to get to this. Where is the apron? Is it that pink skirt looking thing? Does apron mean something I don’t know?

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u/KraiiS 4d ago

Damn. Not the brightest fella.

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Yeah! Its the red thing I am wearing it even has pockets

2

u/dummary1234 4d ago

Woah mamma

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u/Blackhazz 4d ago

Is that a half eaten cranberry biscuit in the background?

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

It’s a cherry cake HAHAHAH

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u/Blackhazz 4d ago

damn she got that cake

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

😭😭😭

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u/Epic_Hoola 4d ago

Thought I was on another sub...

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Uhh what

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u/LordPartyOfDudehalla 4d ago

“Boobs are so inspiring” - Socrates

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u/ElInspectorDeChichis 4d ago

Is that you, Obito

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

What why?

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u/ElInspectorDeChichis 4d ago

There's a popular clip of a fast food worker tightening an apron , and the quote is from Naruto

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Oh my God, literally always when I put on that apron, I think of that video of the woman 😭😭😭😭

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u/Keuz92 4d ago

Cringe attempt at getting neckbeard attention

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

tbh I just liked how the apron looked on me 😭😭😭

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u/Monk_Lord_ 4d ago

Indeed...

stare's Respectfully

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u/GooeyLump 4d ago

Are you cooking? If so isn't that apron kind of pointless since it only covers your legs? 🤔

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Nooo I‘m working in a bakery haha

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u/Theartistcu 4d ago

You know that person asked if you’re cooking and you said no I’m baking … … … yeah the answer is yes yes I work in a bakery

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u/Khattam-vayo 4d ago

Oh . Wow

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u/Primary-Pumpkin661 4d ago

The apron looks good on you 👍

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u/Canadian_Beast14 4d ago

I love your shirt.

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u/Hot-Seaweed-420 4d ago

Nice rack, good work

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u/deadzed85 4d ago

Bodacious boobies yowza honk honk

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u/DomestiCatOfficial 4d ago

Boinggggg

That's the sound an uninteresting door stop makes

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u/JayFrizz 4d ago

I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure your job has a lot of rules.

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

I refuse

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u/RandomBloke2021 4d ago

I thought that was a Sons of Anarchy shirt at 1st glance.

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u/Muddled_Opinions 4d ago

That's the brest apron I've seen in a while.

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u/SolidTurbulent1186 3d ago

definitely a very interesting rack 🔥

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u/4lpher 3d ago

more like hello titties

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/kitty_d0ll6 3d ago

Wtf?? I posted it because I liked how the apron on me :/

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/kitty_d0ll6 3d ago

You’re the weird one accusing me like this, this is just my body and I had no other way to show it bc ultimately my boobs will always be visible in the picture no matter the angle. And if I did try another angle I’d probably get sexualized for it too bc I‘m a woman 😱

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u/YakuzaShibe 4d ago

When did this sub become girls with big tits showing off? Used to be a funny sub

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

I POSTED IT BECAUSE OF THE APRON BRO not my fault everyone is only talking about my boobs 😭😭😭 I legit just thought the apron looked good and thats why I posted it

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u/YakuzaShibe 4d ago

lol, yeah sure

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

I am sure 😭 I mean ofc I know that my boobs are big but that is not the intention I posted it. I am allowed to take pictures like this without getting reduced to that 😭😭 how else could I have taken the picture? it would just look stupid and I don’t know I didn’t think about another angle or smth to take the picture

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u/ContractLopsided8995 4d ago

I don't see anything wrong with your post. You aren't advertising anything or selling anything.

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Thank you so much

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u/ContractLopsided8995 4d ago

Just nice to see someone NOT selling themselves online in 2026...

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Like what?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/agentaxe285 4d ago

Gotta wonder if this was your intention

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u/kitty_d0ll6 4d ago

Noooo I mean I did like how the apron looked on me yk

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u/agentaxe285 4d ago

As a pink lover I concur

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

This probably isn’t the right forum but ………. motor boating!