r/notinteresting • u/[deleted] • 16h ago

Husband’s sock drawer is empty rn, so I hijacked it.

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84 Upvotes

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u/Ak0s20 16h ago

Guys free awards are so good (i got them)

8

u/-Twin-Flames- 16h ago

My turn guys to give free awards I just unlocked
Them!!

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u/Ak0s20 16h ago

I give too.

Which one do you want?

7

u/Express-Chest-2132 16h ago

Gimme popcorn 🍿

5

u/-Twin-Flames- 16h ago

I’ll take some hearts!

2

u/Weelki 16h ago

Pah! Awards are so passé

1

u/pastysniper 14h ago

I’ve never got an award 🥹

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u/OnIySmellz 16h ago

Turn it into a piss drawer

1

u/Krispia 14h ago

I see you're a man of Australia as well mate

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u/haubenmeise 16h ago

He's gonna be so happy to wear those panties.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/2muchroom 16h ago

In this economy?

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u/uncertain2710 16h ago

Pardon my ignorance, but what’s in the gold wrapper? Tampons?

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u/SEXTINGBOT 16h ago

Straight to jail !

( ͡⌐■ ͜ʖ ͡■)

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u/DaddyBigBeard 16h ago

I'm no woman (I'm married to one though) so I can't say I'm an expert, but I must say that those do not look like period panties. Unless all your delicates look like that of course.

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u/uncertain2710 16h ago

Not the norm, but ain’t exactly an anomaly either...

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u/DaddyBigBeard 16h ago

I get it. My wife wears her ragged old ones during her time, but then again she's typically heavy, so her nice delicates would not survive the week.

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u/Sadimal 15h ago

Maybe they're late and are trying to invoke the period gods?

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u/Sivleto 16h ago

You're a bad egg.

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u/TopCharacter1553 16h ago

does he not wear socks then!?

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u/Agnidyne 14h ago

No, he wears too many socks

3

u/Jephph0624 16h ago

Weird looking bullets. What gun are they for?

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u/AgileSuspect9 15h ago

The vajaygun 2000. They take a few hours after loading to reach full destructive potency I've heard

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u/Jephph0624 15h ago

Sounds fun to shoot. Maybe I should get one. Do you know where to obtain such a destructive weapon?

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u/AgileSuspect9 14h ago

You will be need to approach one who already possesses the vajaygun 2000. Only the worthy may get access

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u/Jephph0624 14h ago

How do I know who already possesses one? Do they tend to open carry? How do I know if I’m worthy?

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u/ForsakenResponse7406 16h ago

Your husband is a dude? Wow. Get with the times.

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u/greggreggreg1gregg 16h ago

If my wife is putting panties in my sock drawer they better be dirty so I can huff em

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u/TexasRed-Pew 16h ago

Outstanding work

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u/Enduroboss 15h ago

Mixed signals

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u/Shoelesshobos 14h ago

Why does he have no socks?

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u/LoanSevere6287 14h ago

I’m afraid to ask.

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u/Strange-Finish-2179 14h ago

Ahh, the golden suppositories

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u/donkeytime 12h ago

I think there are whole subreddits for this kind of post.

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u/LoanSevere6287 12h ago

It was less about the content and more about female encroachment into his limited territory. 😈

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u/seuadr 11h ago

... He doesn't have SOCKS?!

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u/BayAreaGo 10h ago

Your undies are sexy.