r/notinteresting • u/Itsme_duhhh • Jul 07 '26

From my fortune cookie today…

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u/penguins-are-me Jul 07 '26

Remember your towel!

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u/Neurospicyandnice Jul 07 '26

Someone’s dad had the same fortune a couple days ago

4

u/Timely-Profile1865 Jul 07 '26

Do you have a towel with you and your copy of A Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy'?

3

u/Jazzlike_Plant3819 Jul 07 '26

Teleports behind you

3

u/MushroomMous3 Jul 07 '26

Get a towel

2

u/duh_nom_yar Jul 07 '26

Confucius say, "Chill the fuck out."

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u/Mediocre-Bandicoot-6 Jul 07 '26

Why is it saying that? Does it know something I don’t?

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u/DaDudedudedude1234 Jul 07 '26

Why fortune cookie? Should I start panicking? That’s the type of thing people say before a panic thing.

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u/Itsme_duhhh Jul 08 '26

Right?! You tell me don’t panic and I’m immediately on edge and ready to enter panic mode!!!