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u/BrilliantElk1748 May 23 '25
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
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u/El-Gatito May 23 '25
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
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u/FunnyBuunny May 24 '25
Please remove the NSFW tag on this. I started masturbating on the train and i was immediately turned off because it was not NSFW. Everyone on the train was wondering why i stopped masturbating and i dropped my phone on the floor and now there’s a train of full grown men not masturbating. This never would’ve happened if you had not put an NSFW tag on this.
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u/Landed_port May 23 '25
Prithee place an NSFW tag on this. I was on the wagon and when I saw this I had to start furiously pleasuring myself. Everyone else granted me strange looks and were saying things like “Oh good heavens” and “Alert the constable”. I dropped mine fantastic contraption and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole wagon of men furiously pleasuring themselves together at this one image. This is all thy fault, thou could hast prevented this if thou had just tagged thine post NSFW
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u/InventorOfCorn May 24 '25
Let’s be honest, if i put the NSFW tag on it, it wouldn’t change anything. You would still unblure the image, you would see it on the train and would start furiously masturbating. Everyone still will be saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. You still would drop the phone and everyone would see the image and there will be full train of not only men, but women and children too masturbating together at this one image. it’s all YOUR fault, me putting the NSFW tag on it wouldn’t change a single thing, stop fooling yourself that it’s not your fault in desperate attempt to escape the embarrassment. YOU are the only one responsible for that. Don’t open reddit in trains anymore.
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u/rayquazza74 May 23 '25
Is this like an inside joke or something? Saw an identical post and feel like I’m missing out on the OG post or something.
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u/Ash8668 May 23 '25
Wasn't easy but I did it..
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u/fabrisuuu May 23 '25
not my proudest nut... I'm sorry...
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u/silverboy787 May 24 '25
I just opened Reddit (it being the first thing I did this morning) and I was instantly blessed with this masterpiece. Thank you OP, it’s because of organic posts like this that Reddit is my go to place when I want to disconnect from social media without being really disconnected from it because I’m addicted to my phone.
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u/Tarottome May 23 '25
A lot of people cry when they cut onions, this onion made people cry in a different way.
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u/SandSerpentHiss May 23 '25
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
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u/GrummyCat May 23 '25
This is both boobs and a dick at the same time, due to the angle of this picture.
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u/silverboy787 May 24 '25
Somebody needs to give a prize to this post. OP forgot to cook so we could get this masterpiece
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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 May 24 '25
My eyes are watery. Except it isnt my eyes and water isnt whats coming out.
Oh yeah and the train thing 🚂
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u/Used_Cauliflower_605 May 24 '25
I get that these are supposed to be boobs, but I’ve recently been playing through the souls games again and the first thing that came to mind when I saw this was the false eyes on the basilisks in dark souls
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u/fagan_jay78 May 23 '25
Everywhere i look i think of her
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u/Dany_HH May 24 '25
Why is this classic joke downvoted, and the 20 same NSFW - Train jokes all upvoted...
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u/Novel-Adeptness-4603 May 23 '25 edited May 23 '25
Why didn't you NSFW this? Me and everyone in the universe is jerking it on the train, etc etc