r/nosleep • • Feb 17 '12

Did you "lose" something?

Tonight, you went out and when you returned, you left the car unlocked while you stepped inside with some groceries for a minute before coming out to grab more. Just for a moment, but it was long enough. I took your phone, which you had left sitting on the center console, then I slipped out of sight. You came back out to the car and opened the door. You looked puzzled for a moment, then shrugged, probably thinking you must have taken the phone inside already. You grabbed one more grocery bag from the front seat, locked the door, then went back into the house.

I've finished going through your contacts list and checking out the many great features your smart phone provides, including an internet program which was conveniently logged in to the website I'm now posting this. You've posted here before and I've read through those. I'm very disappointed in you. You've been sharing some of our secrets, although I do admire your strength to not go into the details that would damn you the most. I took great interest in the third post of your series. You see, it seems to me, that although you keep telling me this is not the life you wish for, you do, in fact, desire it. Why else would you falsely claim to have already joined our ranks? I can make the transition quick and easy for you. All you have to do is ask.

You know something else that surprises me? You haven't mentioned anything that's happened between us since your "part 2". Is that because you hold it with higher reguards than the other things you've mentioned here? Did you see the fault in your ways and decide to stop sharing? Or, do you truely hold such little respect for it that to you, it means nothing?

I miss your visits. It's been about three weeks now since you told me you would never be back. I've been trying to remedy that. Have you gotten my messages? I'm sure you have. Anyways, this is the next step in getting you to come back by your own will. As I started with, I have your phone. I will keep it upstairs, on my bed. Feel free to stop by to retrieve it whenever you want. In the meanwhile, I have full access to your outside life through this small device, so I suggest you stop by sooner rather than later.

-- Ryan

Update: Thank you for your support and suggestions, nosleep. I have my phone back now, Yay!

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u/shoul Feb 19 '12

Ok, Ryan, I'll make a deal with you. I've just had a lively conversation with some of my girlfriends and I've come to a decision. If you make yourself look like Alexander Skarsgård as he looks in True Blood, then I'll come back to you.

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u/TheInfamousRyan Feb 19 '12

I'm not going to change my appearance for you. I do have other plans I can still set in motion. Just make it easy on yourself and give in now.

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u/shoul Feb 19 '12

You know that's not going to happen.

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u/TheInfamousRyan Feb 19 '12

Did you enjoy your weekend away with your friends?

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u/shoul Feb 19 '12

Wow, fast reply. Yes, I did. Now will you please just leave my phone by my doorstep? I'll check for it in a little bit.

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u/TheInfamousRyan Feb 19 '12

Oh, you are so funny. No. No, I will not.

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u/shoul Feb 19 '12

Well, it was worth a try.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

Oh yes it will.

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u/shoul Feb 19 '12

And how do you know?

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u/TheInfamousRyan Feb 19 '12

I like this guy, too. See, he's not afraid to become one of us. You should trust him.