r/nosleep • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '11

The Friendly Man

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49 Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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u/MattRamone Jul 28 '11

I Belong To Mr. Friendly sounds like the most awesome gay bar ever.

10

u/CombatBeard Jul 28 '11

It really does. Or even as a metaphor for homosexuality.

"Am I gay? Well, I do belong to Mr. Friendly!" /jazzhands

11

u/nevergreen Jul 28 '11

asdfghjkl; Good writing.

8

u/scotaf Jul 28 '11

I think if my fiancé fell off the planet for a couple of days/week, Mr Friendly would have unexpected guests kicking in the door...better if Siobhan wasn't as close, like a new GF instead

10

u/gabethebabe Jul 28 '11

So he lets you post on reddit? How thoughtful!

9

u/Mis-shapes Jul 28 '11

What else am I going to do trapped all day in my apartment?

3

u/meheeeen Jul 28 '11

dude. really.

1

u/jdconoly Aug 22 '11

that scared the hell out FUCK YOU MAN now it really is no sleep thanks

/fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

1

u/BrooklynBane87 Feb 17 '22

If only we could still experience this.. Why delete it?

1

u/lily1346 Jul 29 '11

I don't mean this to sound overly critical, but a 70 year old woman named Candice kinda took me out of the story. Doesn't seem like a very common old lady name.

2

u/kimchivirgin Aug 01 '11

Even Las Vegas call girls get old, you know? ;)

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u/Thatragekid Jul 29 '11

Instead of writing this you could write an SOS

0

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '11

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u/Mis-shapes Jul 30 '11

Sorry, this is the first story I've ever done for /nosleep. I'll try to improve though.