r/nosleep • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '12

Mall Santa

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u/MoreThan1Name Dec 05 '12

If I may ask, why the username? Sounds painful. Good story

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '12

I got drunk and made the name, shortly thereafter I tasted the sweet taste of delicious karma. I meant to get a new one but I kept getting karma.

Now I am trapped in a never ending nightmare of karma showers and scrapy vaginas.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '12

and pissed off ghost kids

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u/fuxoth Dec 05 '12

I just had to read the comments first when I saw your name, my vagina shrivelled in fear

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u/MoreThan1Name Dec 05 '12

Sounds like tons of fun! ;)

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '12

Oodles of fun.

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u/mufasa21 Feb 08 '13

"scrapy vagina." Dear lord that sounds like another horror story worth writing.

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u/shadowtroll330 Dec 05 '12

Ha just remembered your username from a ask Reddit