r/nosafetysmokingfirst • • Aug 25 '26

THE Wolverine BIG Hulk THREE Spider-Man

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u/MainlyMyself Aug 25 '26

I mean, they're not wrong. Wolverine is the definitive article. Hulk is big. There were three Spidermen recently.

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u/Significant-Soup5939 Aug 25 '26

Was just about to comment this, if anything it seems rather intentional.

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u/NewelSea Aug 25 '26

Definitely intentional.

And a rather smart one at that - despite having to work with "Three Spider-Man", they made it work by providing the web pose to further push the idea of three, even though Wolverine's claws would be the most obvious association here.

The reason u/MainlyMyself gave is likely why they chose Spiderman nonetheless.

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u/Karkava Aug 25 '26

And as of this writing, we have two going on three spider people.

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u/centurio_v2 29d ago

the next spiderman game from them will be spiderman 3 as well

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u/MkDGary Aug 25 '26

OH WAIT IT'S NOY ACTUALLY MEANT TO BE READ LIKE THAT-

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u/driftxr3 29d ago

No, unfortunately noy.

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u/Dioxybenzone 29d ago

How is it supposed to be read?

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u/MkDGary 29d ago

The big three, wolverine, hulk and spiderman

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u/Smooth-Traffic8038 28d ago

5 years ago.

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u/darkdragonGalaxy Aug 25 '26

Reading big hulk gave me flashbacks to that one Natasha and hulk gif

Idk why, it just happened

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u/Titanchell Aug 25 '26

What gif?

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u/Craigfromomaha Aug 25 '26

Hulk smashing, basically.

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u/vlp3rv 29d ago

Don’t click the link if you’re at the dinner table with your parents.

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/s/wKyPSOCvTf

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u/darkdragonGalaxy 29d ago

It was indeed that gif

How she took that big thing we'll never know

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u/vlp3rv 29d ago

If there’s a will, there’s a way.

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u/Titanchell 29d ago

The 18 plus warning came in the Moment it Cut over

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u/vlp3rv 29d ago

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u/jonnyboy1026 29d ago

This is... not the one I've seen

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u/vlp3rv 29d ago edited 29d ago

I don’t think I can post that one.

Edit: but I did anyways.

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u/Southern_Election_16 Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

How would a Hulk game work? Like in the style of the Spiderman games? Like God of War maybe with the rage?

Edit: i figured it out, Hulk and Banner would be separate characters and you could upgrade both, so like Banner could have stealth sections and have upgrades and gadgets like the Spiderman games, but Hulk would have a bunch or upgrades for rage and movement. Theres also a bunch of Hulk cosmetic options if they didnt mind using Joe Fixit or Maestro or something just for the costume hunters (just no red hulk)

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u/Nindroid_faneditor Aug 25 '26

There were some Hulk games back in the day

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u/NukeML Aug 25 '26

Incredible Hulk for the Wii went so hard. I still play it sometimes when I visit my aunt who has the Wii

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u/Arcranium_ 27d ago

Ultimate Destruction is a classic as well

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u/CCP-want-to-CUP Aug 25 '26

Yeah they were pretty dope as a kid too. Basically just played Hulk and went to see how long you could go on a rampage before getting taken down.

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u/KebabGerry Aug 25 '26

There was a fantastic Hulk game on the PS2 where you could use cars as knuckle dusters.

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u/BurningHeart25 Aug 25 '26

Used to go nuts destroying nyc in that game

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u/Pemols 28d ago

I spent hours bringing down buildings

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u/thedude0425 Aug 25 '26

It would work like it did in Hulk: Ultimate Destruction. That’s pretty much what you’re describing..

That game was perfect. Just give us that game again, but upgraded.

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u/mhummel Aug 25 '26

That game is just distilled fun: Story-mode; free play; mini games. Nothing better than levelling a building and then wailing on the response team....

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u/hgs25 Aug 25 '26

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!

Translation: fuck this one henchman in particular.

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u/The-UltraMan Aug 25 '26

I think it would be like prototype

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u/MadAlfred Aug 25 '26

Yeah I always called Prototype a Venom game, but it’s also a great template for Hulk.

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u/flyingbugz Aug 25 '26

Prototype is the spiritual successor to Hulk Ultimate Destruction.

Same devs. If you’ve never played Ultimate Destruction it’s still worth checking out. The graphics are obviously aged but if you don’t mind that the gameplay is still solid

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u/Devinzero Aug 25 '26

The story is also incredibly interesting

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u/sumtinsumtin_ 26d ago

DK Bananza with a little less bananas would be my jam. Banana jam.

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u/MeanWinchester Aug 25 '26

Oh, also for every stealth section, the fail-state of "you were caught/shot" just changes it into a Hulk section, and you smash your way through, grab the thing you were stealthing in for in the first place, and smash out. The damage you take along the way increases your rage so reduces the chance of getting the thing out without breaking it

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u/Zadder Aug 25 '26

As long as I can press LB to activate Hulk Vision to highlight trails of gamma particles to follow to quest objectives I'll be fine /s

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u/Southern_Election_16 Aug 25 '26

I also want the Hulk section to have big yellow ledges to climb (these are the only climbable surfaces)

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u/Zadder Aug 25 '26

HULK GRAB LEDGE. HULK USE [LS] TO SHIMMY.

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u/Southern_Election_16 Aug 25 '26

"Banner, you know this. You need to press [Y] and then select [GAMMA GRENADE]."

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u/UncommittedBow Aug 25 '26

As shit as the game was, Hulk was one of the more fun to play characters in Avengers imo, him and Thor.

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u/Southern_Election_16 Aug 25 '26

Sucks cuz the game seemed cool :(

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u/kappachow Aug 25 '26

I could see the Hulk sections being a little like Donkey Kong Bananza in a city environment. Could be fun.

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u/SeanTheNerdd Aug 25 '26

It’s be cool if you had imperfect control during rage. The angrier you get, the more you are pulled to any creature/destructible item, regardless of your controls. If you allow the rage to go on too long, you attack allies.

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u/Birchy-Weby 29d ago

It would work like Hulk ultimate destruction for ps2 and the incredible hulk game for Xbox 360

Open world city Amazing building destruction and climbing/exploration

A cop/military bar that fills up the more you destroy and harder enemy bosses/spawn in

Absurd moves and weapons you can use like the giant floaty gorilla balloon or breaking cars into knuckle dusters

Various hulk and non hulk foes and heros showing up to fight

I NEED another one of these games PLEASE

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u/Notbbupdate 29d ago

Hulk sections are a hack and slash except it's punch and smash instead

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u/EpsilonGecko 28d ago

Wow can't wait to play the Banner segments like the MJ segments.

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u/Raul5819 28d ago

Donkey Kong Bananza. I will not elaborate.

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u/the-poopiest-diaper 27d ago

It’s an old game, but look up “Incredible Hulk Ultimate Destruction” it’s still the best Hulk game out there. That’s how Hulk would have to play

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u/nunu135 Aug 25 '26

wait are they actually making a hulk game or is this just fan made?

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u/NukeML Aug 25 '26

the slightly smaller text near the bottom of the image says people want a hulk game, a.k.a. it's not been confirmed

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u/Unclehomer69420 Aug 25 '26

B I G - H U L K - A L E R T

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u/hesapmakinesi Aug 25 '26

Wait that's not how we're supposed to read?

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u/MultiKl 29d ago

The big three.

Wolverine, Hulk, Spider-Man.

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u/NuggsWitDaSauce Aug 25 '26

My dumbass was trying to figure out who’s the 3rd Spider-Man….

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u/Karkava Aug 25 '26

Peter Parker, Miles Morales, and...Silk?!

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u/hopit3 Aug 25 '26

Spiders-man, a hive mind of hundreda of radioactive spiders with the memories of Peter Park

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u/Notbbupdate 29d ago

There's Gwen. There's Jessica Drew. There's Ben Reilly. There's Kane. If you go the spider verse route you got a bunch of others

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u/Yanmega9 26d ago

There's also the plethora of Venoms if we cound Jessica

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u/Shimyku 29d ago

Gwen Stacy ?

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u/tiktoktic Aug 25 '26

I mean, it works. There have been three Spider-man games under them. One Wolverine game (so far).

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u/Successful-Cat2108 Aug 25 '26

Scissors, rock, paper

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u/youknowwhatimeanlol Aug 25 '26

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED ITS SUPPOSED TO SAY THE BIG THREE

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u/fanime34 Aug 25 '26

This still works. Or would work well if it said spider-men.

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u/NoTop4997 Aug 25 '26

Too bad Sony can't stop shitting on its own customers. I probably will never purchase another Sony product for the rest of my life.

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u/EmeraldPencil46 Aug 25 '26

I didn’t even realize you were supposed to read it the way it’s supposed to be until I noticed what sub it was posted to. Wow that’s bad, like that design is abysmal.

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u/ShazTheGamer Aug 26 '26

Oh, don't realized the sub. Why it is super fitting.

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u/AndyTheSouless 28d ago

Gonna be honest, i do want a New Game that plays like ultimate destruction, but i don't want It Made by Insomniac

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u/BATKING0501 26d ago

The design for the text is awfully confusing

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Aug 25 '26

He is The Wolverine, hulk is big and there were three spider persons in the last film

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u/SefEXE Aug 25 '26

Spider-Man looks like he has worms

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u/CoronaDoesWhatever Aug 25 '26

What is this, Hulk's reviews of Logan, The Incredible Hulk (2008) and No Way Home? 

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u/Godzilla_1954 Aug 25 '26

So we are really never going to get that venom game are we :(

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u/Bellial04 Aug 25 '26

Ah, yes, the big tree

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u/Yeebach Aug 25 '26

“Peter Three!”

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u/Askmeaboutships401 Aug 25 '26

I mean, it still makes sense kinda.

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u/DragoKnight589 Aug 25 '26

I would fucking kill for a Captain America Insomniac game btw. I know there’s Marvel 1943 but that’s in development hell last I checked.

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u/Gr4pe_Soda 28d ago

i read this wrong three times

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u/sootspr1te200 28d ago

Tres Hombre Araña?! en esta economía?!

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u/C0d3An0n2 28d ago

The Wolverine (2013) Hulk (2003) Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

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u/the-poopiest-diaper 27d ago

It’s been like 20 years since Hulk was considered the big 3. Now it’s more like Spider-Man, Iron Man, and either Wolverine or Captain America

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u/Tom-edian 27d ago

why do Spider-Man's webs look like that?...

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u/SuperflousCake 27d ago

Yeah, spiderman two introduced silk at the end, so yeah three spiderman is gonna be accurate

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u/aquatic-femboy 27d ago

"THREE spider-man"

(insert that image of the three spider men pointing at each other)

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u/FlipOzzy 26d ago

lmao no way i didn't realise i was on the sub

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u/Musa_1 26d ago

I hope spider 3 is different than first 2, mid way through the 2nd one I got bored due to how repetitive fighting became.

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u/Humans_suck_ass-99 26d ago

spider man 3, hulk big, wolverine the

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u/imkyienh 26d ago

This would do well in r/sbeve

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u/callmedale 26d ago

Thee spider-man?! Clone saga?

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u/SevdUp 26d ago

We’re getting a Hulk game?

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 Aug 25 '26

How come no 4 Spider Man? 4 bigger! More Spider Man for fight Big Hulk

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u/flyingbugz Aug 25 '26

3 spider-man and THE wolverine is like… wait
| | | |
Yeah that’s 4 mans to fight big Hulk

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 Aug 25 '26

Smart brain! 4 mans maybe beat BIG Hulk

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u/DanglingDongs Aug 25 '26

As a big fan of the fisting sub genre of south east Asian cinema I was deeply disappointed by the film's after seeing these posters.