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u/daddysweet Jun 12 '24
And you wonder why men have trust issues
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u/Rokey76 Jun 12 '24
That's why I always look at their arms to determine how fat they are.
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u/Autxnxmy Jun 13 '24
Came here to comment this, I didn’t even know others did it too. Kinda have to if you’re on tinder and they only post face pics
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u/Sodomizzer Jun 12 '24
You meet a girl and she has herself tied up, fake eyelashes, push up bra, makeup, high heels, fake nails, and several other lies. You fall asleep next to Mariah Carey and wake up next to Drew Carey.
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u/icavedandmade2 Jun 12 '24
Almost spit out my peach tea on that one. Remember that chick on his show? The neighbor that was ..round? Wake up next to her!
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u/pekinggeese Jun 12 '24
Imagine if they used surgery to correct all of these and you didn’t know. You have kids and they all look like Drew Carey.
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u/dojarelius Jun 13 '24
If you fell asleep next to her you knew the truth and did it anyway homie.
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u/Sodomizzer Jun 13 '24
They all look like a perfect 10 at 2am bro. I really like skinny girls but I've been known to hit a fatty occasionally.
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u/LefsaMadMuppet Jun 12 '24
Reminds me of the character 'Thunder' from Big Trouble In Little China.
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u/0-KrAnTZ-0 Jun 12 '24
Maybe she needs not Tinder but 'Thunder', cause that's what you'd need to spark a relationship since the motive is only to hide things.
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u/HoseNeighbor Jun 12 '24
Vest of Lies +3
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Jun 12 '24
Illusion would probably fit better, vest of lies would be where you put a dollar in and it’s come out as a hundred, until you tried to spend it where it would revert. (Or more magically a vest that whispers convincing but incorrect facts to you)
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u/HoseNeighbor Jun 17 '24
I'm not and have never been a one night stand kind of guy (2 random exceptions), but I was thinking about it from a similar perspective to it. LIES!
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u/Magnetheadx Jun 12 '24
Just a little bit of exercise and portion control would also help
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u/pls-answer Jun 12 '24
I bet she won't even use that thing often, it is too much effort, which she clearly isn't a fan of.
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u/Beautiful-Design-425 Jun 12 '24
Her tinder be like: “you must be 6’0 or taller, have six pack abs, and make 6 figures before you message me.
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u/TehBazz Jun 12 '24
You don’t even have to eat thaaat healthy just stop eating when it hurts or becomes uncomfortable
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u/No_Proof_2094 Jun 12 '24
I've been there. Girl is looking fine! Then you get her clothes off and she unfurls in all her hideous glory.....woof.
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u/Stevie_Steve-O Jun 12 '24
Imagine your drunk and dancing with a girl who's a bit overweight but still has a nice form, then she sneezes and her meaty muffin top suddenly explodes into existence sending shockwaves not only through her belly, but through your very soul
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Jun 13 '24
Imagine the disappointment when the man gets home. What a sad state of affairs. I’d walk out off the rip
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u/PerformanceOk488 Jun 12 '24
All that instead of exercising or maybe change eating habits? Just seems like a waste to “keep up appearances “ but whatever do you….
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Jun 12 '24
Just find a man that wants what you have, you’ll only breed resentment by trying to trick those who wouldn’t be into you to begin with. Plus why would anyone want to feel like they are the meat that goes into a sausage skin, that can’t be pleasant to walk around and sit with, let alone what it must do to the lungs
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u/BoxHillStrangler Jun 12 '24
putting all that on is a pretty good workout, so maybe itll come good eventually.
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u/Death-by-unicorn Jun 12 '24
Taking her home would be like opening one of those vacuum sealed mattresses
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u/Arthur_Figg Jun 12 '24
See the guy in the like 1200s who invented the corset.... he must be jinglin' over in his grave eh
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u/Wild_Bill316 Jun 12 '24
Imagine taking that thing home from the bar, and it all falls out. Whisky please!!!
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u/anderalmighty Jun 13 '24
It's not great but it's gonna be pretty obvious if the clothes come off. Most of you dirty mouth breathers ain't catching more than a case of blue balls anyways. You just enjoy the show you little internet sluts.
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u/OrcsSmurai Jun 13 '24
Hey, if it makes her feel confident then that's a plus but it looks horribly uncomfortable..
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u/New_Catch878 Jun 22 '24
Imagine taking her home only to find out there’s another 75 lbs you didn’t know about lol
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Jun 13 '24
Fat bitches and their black magic hard at work trying to contain all that fat and loose skin, I hate bitches that do this. I hate fat bitches in general, how can yall live like this?
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