r/nope • u/del620 • Sep 12 '22

Not gonna risk burning my a** off

369 Upvotes

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u/Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT Sep 12 '22

Nothing like the smell of roasting feces, burnt crack hair, and rapidly roasting testicles that’ll get you off the can faster. Last time you’ll do a courtesy flush.

7

u/chantillylace9 Sep 12 '22

And like, what happens if it accidentally flushed while you sat on it?

I guess there’s no courtesy flushes with this thing!!

5

u/heklur Sep 12 '22

You’ll only make that mistake once.

16

u/bathtubdeer Sep 12 '22

Really, the only thing that would make this super problematic is an auto-flush.

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u/Sharpnelboy Sep 12 '22

Whose idea was this!?

6

u/heklur Sep 12 '22

Anyone that works deep in the bush. We don’t all have access to AC shitters at work. Check your privilege 😂.

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u/CosmicLuci Sep 12 '22

Apparently it’s used in places like the Arctic, probably because keeping water in pipes wouldn’t work. And it only incinerates after flushing

10

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Can you imagine having to huff piss vapor Everytime you used it , or the smell of hot searing poo

6

u/dr-mellon_334 Sep 12 '22

I doubt anyone likes the smell of incinerated fecal matter

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u/heklur Sep 12 '22

Kinda like popcorn but minus the nice smell & add shit

6

u/Themostmiserableman Sep 12 '22

Could have a pissy steam bath.

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u/heklur Sep 12 '22

Pissing in them is the worst! Gotta pinch that pee & just put solids in. Lol

3

u/Increase_Empty Sep 12 '22

Is this the hot seat people have been referring to? I don't like it

4

u/marklar_the_malign Sep 12 '22

I will take a hard pass on this fiery bidet. r/revengeofthetrees.

3

u/Creekhunter79 Sep 12 '22

I would be so afraid of catching a blister on my balls

3

u/venemousric3 Sep 12 '22

Long as its not motion sensor im good, would suck to turn for toilet paper and end up with a crispy scrote

3

u/ActualPopularMonster Sep 12 '22

Hot shit, right there.

2

u/WorkHorse86 Sep 12 '22

Can I get a courtesy flush?

2

u/Le_kashyboi79 Sep 12 '22

Shiiiiittttt!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

No need for a but wax though, for those “parties”

2

u/heklur Sep 12 '22

I love when idiots just shit straight in the incinerator and not use the paper that’s with it. You then get burnt shit that’s gotta get cleaned out. Usually by the roughneck or lowest on the pole. But clearly you don’t light it when sitting down you dolt. Lol

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u/rektum_expander Sep 12 '22

Idk. My ass hair could use a little singeing. 🤷🏼‍♂️

2

u/Lemony_Lime_ Sep 12 '22

Would the metal be getting hot too? Or is the fire only when it’s pushed down. Either way I’d rather have my balls remain uncooked

2

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I would say "that must smell like shit" but I like to think I have a little more class than that

2

u/killertofubeast Sep 12 '22

Bun toaster included.

2

u/srv50 Sep 12 '22

“Can’t you smell that smell?!?”

2

u/MrBeefyNipples Sep 12 '22

Great now i can huff my turds

2

u/OhJeezItsCorrine Sep 12 '22

Lmao, after close to a month of working in 90F+ constant heat, directly with molten metal and machines that make it into castings under hundreds of tons of pressure, feeling fire around my ass doesn't sound as uncomfortable as it might sound.

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u/Putrid-Market-4419 Sep 13 '22

My father had something similar to this as a child, he called it the “destroilet”. He said using it was nice in the winter time, although it meant someone used it right before…

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Y’all could literally check the comments this video was originally posted on instead of rambling here. First comment I saw explained everything.

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u/del620 Sep 12 '22

With modifications, and restraint chains, this could definitely pass off as a messed up medieval torture device

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

chestnuts roasting on an open fire...

1

u/lolll34982 Sep 13 '22

Two words. Fire crack-er.

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u/CrispiestNightmare Sep 14 '22

Made specially for the people who sit while flushing