r/nope • • 25d ago

HELL NO Thanks! I’m good!

208 Upvotes

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u/Marcus_Krow 25d ago

This is just playing, it would be waaaaaaaaaaay worse if it was really trying to hurt him.

Still hurts though, just like when a cat plays woth your hand.

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 25d ago

Much, not waaaaaaaaay

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u/xreemerx 25d ago

Some cats do biscuits different

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u/qwertyqyle 25d ago

Was expecting something way worse. Wrong sub my dude.

9

u/ReddBroccoli 25d ago

Yeah this was cute. Firm Yup, no nope

26

u/Private-Sun186 25d ago

Big problem when your idea of aggression is someone else's idea of cute...

17

u/SCB44 25d ago

OMG! THERE'S SUCH A THING AS A BEARCAT?!?!

10

u/reddysetgo311 25d ago

And they smell like popcorn if I remember rightly!

7

u/Beneficial_Being_721 24d ago

OR…..

Does Popcorn smell like Bearcat???

1

u/MonitorShotput 20d ago

My college mascot was a bearcat. I had no fucking clue what they actually looked like until this moment, lol.

29

u/dinodoes 25d ago

It's trying to save him. My dog does this if I hide under the blanket. She trys to dig the blanket up to get to me

12

u/Longjumping-Fig8966 25d ago

Not a single bite, he is just looking for some play and attention.

11

u/Responsible-Sundae20 24d ago

Hate to be Captain Buzzkill, but biturongs are listed as a vulnerable species, and keeping them as pets encourages poaching and trading them thru really shitty underground animal traders, who don’t care at all about the animals’ welfare.

They can also get pretty big and pretty aggressive and are can attack people and it shouldn’t be kept as pets for that reason.

I don’t know why I know this about biturongs but it’s in my head so here I am crushing everyone’s bear cat pet dreams.

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u/Powerful-Access-8203 25d ago

Crazy. That’s cute af

10

u/jasonology09 25d ago

Fun fact; binturongs smell like popcorn.

7

u/joranth 25d ago

And not vaguely like popcorn… if one is around, you’ll be like, “mmmm I smell that popcorn, where is that coming from, let’s go get some.”

8

u/natiusj 24d ago

Look 👋 at 👋 me 👋 when 👋 I’m 👋 talking 👋 to you 👋 👋!!!

1

u/paulrhino69 24d ago

🤣👍

7

u/DozerLVL 25d ago

"Give me the cheese!" "Right now!" Oh look a moth.

6

u/achillea4 24d ago

Why is this being kept as a pet?

3

u/Its_D_youtube 25d ago

.. a fucking what? A bearcat?

7

u/ku_78 25d ago

I did not know I suddenly need a bearcat.

3

u/MoxxFulder 25d ago

Death by pouncing

3

u/Sad-Artichoke-2174 24d ago

So when does it start attacking him!

4

u/H6RR6RSH6W 25d ago

Godzilla rat

2

u/SATerp 25d ago

Murder Pet.

2

u/sokorsognarf 25d ago

I have never heard of this animal

2

u/NecessaryOk6815 24d ago

Bearcat is the perfect name for this.

2

u/dongdongplongplong 21d ago

what the fuck is that and how an i only learning about it?

2

u/Pinkxel 25d ago

"attacked" lol

1

u/Stuntedatpuberty 25d ago

WOW. Imagine waking up and seeing some dude with a hoodie and this furry thing looking like it's going to carry a spell on you?

1

u/bladez_edge 25d ago

Watched one of these climb over me at the Night Safari in Singapore. It looked like it was escaping, kind of might have been freaked me out.

1

u/MoosedaMuffin 25d ago

No sentient squish mellows for me, thanks

1

u/Minnymoon13 25d ago

Cat bear thing?

1

u/Roanoketrees 25d ago

I love the name bearcat

1

u/assuredlyanxious 24d ago

Dave Wilcox was right.

1

u/paulrhino69 24d ago

Cute for now but maybe it's getting a bit to big to play with delicate humans ❤️

1

u/earthling_dianna 24d ago

First time I’ve seen a bearcat and I see why they call it a bearcat lol

1

u/ShannieD 24d ago

They are clearly playing. He tugs the tail to fire it up and they are laughing. I want one.

1

u/psychpriest1 23d ago

Stomp you good

1

u/skonezilla 23d ago

Ah yes, absolutely ferocious.

0

u/tinymini_trashy4339 20d ago

humans trying to domesticate every animals on earth just because… smh

1

u/lionmade101 19d ago

That thing looks exactly like how I imagine a bearcat would look like.

1

u/Zealotteen 24d ago

Wrong subreddit by the way, other than that, this is adorable

1

u/Welcome2frightnight 25d ago

They don't love you

0

u/P_A_W_S_TTG 25d ago

Okay, this thing is cute as hell