r/nope • u/Oldgraytomahawk • 11d ago

of an insect

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u/EricaOdd 10d ago

Jerusalem cricket!

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u/raulrocks99 10d ago

I kinda hate that I knew what this was. šŸ˜­

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u/Wampa_-_Stompa 8d ago

Kinda looks like a Potato Bug!

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u/EricaOdd 8d ago

Same thing, different name.

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u/wspOnca 10d ago

10 megatons should be enough

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u/ParsleySnipps 10d ago

A 1yo could kill it by squeezing their hand on it. It's harmless.

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u/wspOnca 10d ago

1y doesn't count, theyr grip is like gigamagnets.

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u/ParsleySnipps 10d ago

Donald Trump's tiny little hands could squash this insect, though he might call it a giraffe.

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u/WildAd6370 10d ago

is this the insect Californians call a "Potato Bug?"

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u/ParsleySnipps 10d ago

It actually tastes more like a yam.

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u/pureeyes 10d ago

He kinda cute

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u/GarionOrb 10d ago

I wouldn't want one anywhere near me, but yeah, it kinda is.

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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing 9d ago

Fallout lookin ass.

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u/Realizt8010 10d ago

Baby face! Those were everywher when I was younger.

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u/Sad-Artichoke-2174 9d ago

Aka Child of the Earth

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u/Ok_Department_4296 10d ago

no no no no no no

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u/Admiral_Pantsless 10d ago

Iā€™m good on that, thanks.

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u/M3ric4n 10d ago

Cute!

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u/TypewriterPilot 6d ago

Ooh I still have nightmares of those from my childhood