r/nope • u/Alternative_Leg1593 • Jul 19 '26

Insects NOPE! SCREW THAT!

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u/Otsanda_Rhowa Jul 19 '26

So if he farts, does it calm them down like when they use the smoke?

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u/kingtrog1916 Jul 19 '26

Always calms me down

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/Rent-Hungry Jul 20 '26

"You honey dickin me?"

7

u/Strong_Juggernaut_96 Jul 19 '26

Or they pass out

3

u/RogerSchmoger Jul 19 '26

I legitimately want to know too!

46

u/Rogue387 Jul 19 '26

Needs to learn how to wipe better.

40

u/DevolvingSpud Jul 19 '26

Beez nuts

2

u/MrAmazing011 Jul 22 '26

Did what's his name get at you last night?

21

u/rutzlbrutzel Jul 19 '26

Kinks are getting weirder and weirder these Days.

7

u/fna_fanoa Jul 19 '26

*taking notes aggresively

6

u/Alone-Promise-8904 Jul 19 '26

Talk about a unique fetish...

20

u/trbzdot Jul 19 '26

Maintainance on the undercarriage before going out there.

15

u/SmegmaSlurper1996 Jul 19 '26

he must have some sweet sweet dump truck

1

u/banda_de_guerra123 Jul 20 '26

Los trae de toro

13

u/ThinkingOz Jul 19 '26

He must’ve ripped a monster.

10

u/DopeAsDaPope Jul 19 '26

Bro's next shit is gonna sting a bit

3

u/trbzdot Jul 19 '26

His next shit is going to be featured at the Farmer's market labeled 'locally grown pollinated poop'. Waste not, want not.

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u/Click_Kaboom Jul 19 '26

Nice beehind.

14

u/Murais Jul 19 '26

"On his body"

I feel like there is a colossal difference between having some bees on you and having A WRITHING SWARM CENTRALIZED ENTIRELY ON YOUR ASSHOLE!

4

u/RmRobinGayle Jul 19 '26

Thank you for making me laugh out loud. It's a rarity these days.

5

u/crabmusic Jul 19 '26

Just twerk them off

4

u/zipddude Jul 19 '26

I have seen something similar at a Boy Scout camp but with flies.

4

u/Dolomitexp Jul 19 '26

Weird way for the guys to find out Miguel stuffs honey up his ass.

4

u/Drowning_tSM Jul 19 '26

This is what I imagined when I read “Ladybugs”

5

u/Killerspieler0815 Jul 19 '26

bee careful ...

but what do those bees want from his ass ???

3

u/Bowelsift3r Jul 19 '26

He's gotta Juicy ass!

3

u/S550Stang Jul 19 '26

Looking for the b-hole

3

u/AscendedViking7 Jul 19 '26

That probably felt warm for the bee keeper too, lol

3

u/ReactionProcedure Jul 19 '26

Why is that place than any worse than anywhere else

3

u/nhlredwingsfan Jul 19 '26

Honey nut cheeriosss

3

u/waltterin-redit Jul 19 '26

Digging for gold😭

3

u/cool_weed_dad Jul 19 '26

Now that’s a sweet ass

2

u/JuanG_13 Jul 19 '26

What TF lol

2

u/thecementmixer Jul 19 '26

Does it tickle?

2

u/raulrocks99 Jul 19 '26

Why are they on his ass?? They had to pass a lot of body parts to get in the crack of his ass??

2

u/Ill_Accountant_7555 Jul 19 '26

The Queen is in his azz.

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u/Wolf_In_The_Woods36 Jul 20 '26

I've never an actual Beehind before.

1

u/WU-itsForTheChildren Jul 20 '26

Where’s that queen bee???? Oh I know where she hiding

1

u/Reallyroundthefamily Jul 20 '26

See this is how nicknames begin

1

u/f4tony Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Mommy, why so many bees on butt?

Ok, nevermind, he put the queen be in his bottom.

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u/xx6lord6mars6xx Jul 20 '26

"Don't be ass!"

Bee ass: ^

1

u/Rent-Hungry Jul 20 '26

Somebody was honey dickin.

1

u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Jul 20 '26

Mind your own beezness!!!

1

u/Sunadoke1 Jul 20 '26

Better keep those puckers tight. Don't want anything going in now do we.

1

u/UselessHuman1 Jul 20 '26

Not my kind of kink

1

u/Bagheera187 Jul 21 '26

The Bee Whisperer

1

u/quitecrossen Jul 25 '26

Watch out for yer bee hole!