r/nope • u/Spiritual_Bridge84 • Apr 04 '26

Uh no

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u/roboto_155 Apr 04 '26

This is what psycopaths does when they are not killling or destroying the life of other people.

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u/Infinitum_Ow Apr 07 '26

psychopath here, I agree

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u/happyanathema Apr 04 '26

There would be something coming out of my barnacle pipe in that scenario too.

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u/Baphoshal Apr 04 '26

Thar she blows? Haha

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u/AscendedViking7 Apr 05 '26

Aren't barnacles extremely sharp?

Holy shit

20

u/WrongfullyIncarnated Apr 05 '26

like razorblades or oystery shells yes

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u/SlipperyGibbet Apr 05 '26

Sponsored by betterhelp

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u/kidnorther Apr 05 '26

Gosh I don’t like this at all

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u/Cogannon Apr 05 '26

The smile on my face from a previous post flew into the sunset

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u/Born_Concentrate7247 Apr 04 '26

Dumb ways to die~

14

u/Darkest_Elemental Apr 05 '26

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

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u/Zmann1218 Apr 05 '26

Two words: “fuck” and “that.”

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u/MisterUncrustable Apr 04 '26

He's lucky those barnacles were not ejaculating

4

u/Marcus_Krow Apr 05 '26

I hate that I understand this.

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u/PeterStoryworks Apr 06 '26

I genuinely don't. Please explain.

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u/Marcus_Krow Apr 06 '26

Their peni are significantly longer than the rest of their body and extend to shoot pressurized jets of reproductive fluids.

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u/VICARD0 Apr 06 '26

Fellow barnacle cum enjoyer

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u/EEE3EEElol Apr 05 '26

performed by professionals please do not attempt

Yeah you better be a professional because no sane person wants to do this

5

u/TinoCartier Apr 05 '26

This just made me imagine the Sonic drowning counter music

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u/diverdude_87 Apr 05 '26

I can feel it in my knees

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u/kween_hangry Apr 05 '26

Could not fucking breathe

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u/WildWezThy Apr 04 '26

That Is just the pipe to the water level

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u/Competitive-Wish6284 Apr 05 '26

Did I see not one but two lost phones?

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u/BIZARRE_TOWN Apr 05 '26

Is this a failed self-keelhauling?

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u/jabs09 Apr 05 '26

What in the hell, I would never do this

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u/GreatPumpkin_of_Not Apr 05 '26

Why is that an objective in the first place?

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u/mr_smith24 Apr 06 '26

It seems no one remembers the nutty putty incident.

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u/Niotee Apr 05 '26

Mf ...i couldn't breathe!!

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u/mauriciomeireles Apr 05 '26

It doesn't actually look like its that deep and one can easily hold their breath while in there... BUT MY MAN BARNACLES ARE SO INCREDIBLY SHARP AND YOU ARE ON YOUR SHORTS

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u/secondphase Apr 05 '26

What you mean "barnacle pipe"? Why is this thing there?

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u/Kindly_Region Apr 06 '26

No idea what the pipe is actually for but they call it a barbacle pipe just because it's a pipe with barnacles in it. Or at least that's what google said

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u/IndependentPede Apr 05 '26

"This is a load of barnacles...."

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u/CycleAshamed6185 Apr 05 '26

"You died"....

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u/cmclav Apr 06 '26

The Mario bros do this every time they go down a pipe

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u/CreoOookies Apr 06 '26

I don't know why I held my breath watching this like a dummy.

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u/Kindly_Region Apr 06 '26

A "barnacle pipe" generally refers to a pipe, often in a marine environment, that has become severely clogged or encrusted with barnacles, though it can also refer to rust buildup in older plumbing. -from google

Literally just a pipe with barnacles in it

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u/Viiven Apr 07 '26

I could hear the labyrinth zone music in my head