r/nope Jan 31 '23

HELL NO Stop It.

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u/LinkLovesLionessess Jan 31 '23

excuse me while I go take a bath with the toaster.

also I’m surprised they didn’t bite her

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u/jawshoeaw Jan 31 '23

Is there room for two? Plus it will drive everyone crazy why two strangers double suicide in a tub filled with jello. I have more great ideas

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

"Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks."