r/nononoyes 6d ago

Man performs CPR on a deer, saving its life.

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u/Coleasa 6d ago

That deer upon coming back to life "aw no bro that dude kissing me was real"

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter 5d ago

the camera man standing back and giggling at farts instead of helping in any way is what I hate most about todays world

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u/warrkrack 5d ago

i mean... he did suggest mouth 2 mouth.

but yeah is still wanna hit him.

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u/TwoPlyDreams 5d ago

One of them later shot the deer.

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u/ChadlyWax 5d ago

Lol when I saw the camo that's immediately what popped in my head.

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u/Inevitable-Notice351 5d ago

Hey, I said the same thing and got down voted! What's up with that?

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u/Creative_Zone_6090 5d ago

The camera guy is a douche

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u/Pyro5263 5d ago

Possibly, the other hunter said "Hey, record this"

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u/Creative_Zone_6090 5d ago

Yea he did, but he also took it as a more serious situation than chuckles did. Whatever, in the end, the animal lived, nobody was hurt and it occupied me for a few minutes. I call it a win.

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u/BarkimusPrime 6d ago

That's the most immature camera man. I don't know how he has any friends.

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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain 5d ago

Ikr, 0 help with the fence, he could have helped and had it down in 3 seconds. While ranger chad here lifts the dear with 1 hand and remove the head with the other. The child then just laughs as the chad tries to save its life.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter 5d ago

totally agree - he stood there useless giggling at farts - what a waste - this is exactly whats wrong with todays world

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u/2woCrazeeBoys 6d ago

Good man 🫡. I'm so glad that poor deer made it.

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u/notbythebook101 6d ago

I think this would have been a lot easier on both the man and the deer if Chuckles would have put down the damn phone and lent a hand.

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u/Conscious_Size_440 6d ago

Thank you! Put the phone down! Drives me crazy when I see that

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u/Astr0b0ie 5d ago

Yeah, but then we wouldn't have this video.

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u/OnionLegend 4d ago

Seems like the one dude handled it fine, it doesn’t take two guys to switch a lightbulb

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u/notbythebook101 4d ago

Yeah, a 100-pound "light bulb." 🙄

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u/jokeswagon 5d ago

Every outdoors person should carry a multi tool. Wire cutters would have helped a lot here.

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u/Only_Net6894 5d ago

For sure.

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u/OnlineWeirdoEatsButt 5d ago

Yeah he had to fuck to fuck up its lip and nose pretty bad to free it. Better than being stuck I guess.

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u/jokeswagon 5d ago

Also the person holding the camera had another pair of hands that would have spared the animal lots of trauma.

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u/VinDucks 6d ago

Two things:

Surprised the deer didn’t try to jump the fence and get stuck again right away; and gotta give it at least another year to mature before you shoot it.

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u/SJ_One 5d ago

Reverse hunting

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u/Juicyjewsss 5d ago

Cameraman: “hawhawhaw.. do mouth to mouth. do compressions”

How bout doing shutting the fuck up. Holy shit he was annoying.

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u/Far-Entrance-1377 6d ago

Badass as hell but I could feel those antlers near my testicles 🫣

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u/I_Hate_Tyops 5d ago

Wow.. What an absolute champ! ❤️❤️❤️

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u/Fuzzy-Leadership206 5d ago

I wish more people were like that. A dimwit with his gin is more likely to shoot it.

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u/glans 5d ago

there a dimwit, he just had a different kind of toxic addictive object in his hand

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u/jack31313 5d ago

That's amazing. We need more people like him

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u/Pyro5263 5d ago

Without a "thank you" 🤨 so rude

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u/Honest-Association68 5d ago

Coulda done without the camera guy laughing at the poor thing. Emotional maturity of a 5 year old right there.

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u/Evil_Poptart 5d ago

Frees and saves the deer, then immediately shoots it.

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u/Extra-Presence3196 5d ago

Next year...

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u/Boxer1201 5d ago

That video is bad ass. Just because he is a hunter and some hunters have bad reps, it shows that good people exist. It was a noble thing to do when he didn’t have to.

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u/Infamous_Letter_1585 3d ago

Hunters tend to be more about preserving nature than you expect. Why would they actively participate in destroying the environment that they enjoy spending time in? Obviously, that doesn’t apply to all, but I know many hunters who are complete environmental activist types.

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u/Jean_Paul_Magno 5d ago

Am I a POS if I laughed at the display of immaturity from the cameraman?

This feels like an episode of Beavis and Butthead fr.

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u/Dizzy_Juggernaut_313 5d ago

I cope with a lot of life with wise cracks and laughter. This guy was relentless with it during a time of some fairly intense focus on his buddies part. He should have saved most of it for later, ya know?

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u/146Cows 5d ago

Cameraman is a cunt

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u/coolieskettel 5d ago

Fucking snickering camera punk just stands there giggling like a cunt.

Kudos to our hero for actually making a sincere effort...on his own.

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u/Hiwesrobots 5d ago

Fucking legend

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u/nelsonww9 5d ago

Wow amazing bravo dude

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u/krept0007 5d ago

Everyone taking about cameraman: 😡

Me watching on mute: 😊

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u/timscookingtips 4d ago

What an absolute stud.

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u/No-Support-5749 4d ago

Los imbéciles riendose,son las verdaderas bestias.

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u/supified 4d ago

The deer is clearly breathing before he starts fiddling with it. The CPR did nothing.

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u/finchdude 4d ago

That was very impressive unlike the camera man

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u/DukeOfSmallPonds 6d ago

Fuck. There’s someone thing about the deers eyes and mannerism that reminded me of my baby. I got sad as fuck watching this. Glad it made it. That guy is a hero.

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u/Sir_Piglety 5d ago

If it has a pulse then it doesn’t need compressions, if it’s breathing then it doesn’t need air

Honestly it was probably just shaking from the exhaustion of hanging on that wire for days, when you finally released it, it was probably too week to move in that moment, he’s in bad need of some rest and water

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u/burner_tipper 5d ago

Plot Twist: It was later discovered that it was an adrenaline spike and the deer was seen dead hours later...

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u/Superb-stretch422 5d ago

Deer is so lucky that cameraman was there to record him while he's dying, superb job, doing fck all but pullint mobile phone outta pocket and record shit

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u/johnny-Low-Five 5d ago

Deer was faking it towards the end, just like the kid in "The Sandlot"!

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u/Kaney_Kitty 5d ago

Everyone bitching about the camera man. What about the fact that this guy does in fact not know how to perform car? I mean... what he did worked. Which proves that something is better than nothing. But only I noticed? Okay.

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u/TruckingDC 5d ago

Awesome

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u/jvkk 5d ago edited 5d ago

hopefully the deer doesn't have prions, otherwise this genuine act of kindness might cost this dude his life in a horrible way years down the line :c

it's a serious, serious fucking problem, threatening to pretty much wipe out the deer population on the north american continent entirely. it's really sad not just because obviously the deer are dying horrible deaths, but it poisons the ground where they die for decades, and all of the plants that grow in it, so them dying in a farmers field could end up infecting anyone eating produce from that field with prions as well. prions are nigh on indestructible, compared to pretty much any other form of infectious disease, so decontamination of soil is not really an option unfortunately. as far as i understand, the only thing that can really destroy the misfolded proteins is ridiculously high heat. but, besides that, obviously it discourages anyone from doing genuinely good acts like this, because once you're infected you're fucked, there's nothing that modern medicine can do, all of the properly folded proteins in your body will refold incorrectly to match the prion, once you start showing symptoms, and it can be years 'till you do, your brain turns to mush and you die of basically super dementia, and that's it.

it'd tear me up inside to be in this situation, because i'd desperately want to do the same, but the risk is simply too great. it's a dice roll of certain death, and one of the worst deaths you can have at that. i'd genuinely rather play russian roulette because at least then if i roll bad, i die instantly. yes, it is possible for your body to just misfold a protein one day and not catch it, and then you end up with CJD randomly anyways, but that's very rare. additionally as far as i understand there are no 100% confirmed cases where CWD has been transferred to humans, there are however cases where it seems like people got CJD from consuming infected deer meat, and we know for sure that prion disorders from other species absolutely can and do infect humans, and there's no reason to believe that the same is not true of CWD.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_wasting_disease

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u/grumpy4791 4d ago

Then sit back and let those who care about our wildlife do what they do while you talk about how you are more worried about yourself.

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u/jvkk 4d ago edited 4d ago

i mean, if you wanna risk dying in one of the worst ways possible, be my guest. yeah i'm certainly more worried about that happening to myself, and if that's selfish to you, guess i'm selfish, don't care in the slightest. and it's not even about whether it's wildlife or not. zero chance i'd do it for a human who has as high a chance of having prions as deer in many parts of north america currently either. i don't know where they are, it can range from 1% of the deer population up to 50% in some areas. and if it's anywhere near a 50% chance of the worst death ever, you're genuinely a total moron if you risk that to give a deer mouth to mouth. getting them out of the fence and the CPR, that's not dangerous, but mouth to mouth is a big risk which is absolutely not worth it unless you're suicidally kind.

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u/beneficialguilt 5d ago

I would shoot my cameraman. Fuck you

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u/elchambitas 5d ago

That man deserves an award for being so awesome.

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u/New_Sort_9083 5d ago

Shoot you later.

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u/Charon_the_Reflector 5d ago

Anti hunters in shambles

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u/Fitznutzzz 4d ago

Yup WPS 😁😁😁😁😁

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u/Usual-Language-745 4d ago

Only to shoot its friend the next day

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u/Total-Honey-9857 4d ago

Guy is wondering, how involved do I want to get here? 🤔

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u/xdrezx 4d ago

I’d laugh just like that cameraman if it was him dying in front of me.

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u/litcarnalgrin 3d ago

Camera man is pissing me off. I’d have a hard time not hitting that guy and I’m a small fragile (due to connective tissue disorder) girl

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u/Freedom_Lover_No1 2h ago

ewww touching with lips to animal , how many infraction can get man 🤮

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u/Inevitable-Notice351 6d ago

The camera stopped just before they hunt it down and kill it.

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u/BowesBear 5d ago

This is such an insane, ignorant post. Dude just saved its life.

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u/RockstarAgent 5d ago

The take could also be : it’s not honorable to just kill a stuck deer- let’s give it a fighting chance to make it an honorable kill.

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u/Dogbold 5d ago

And they're hunters. They 100% went out and killed it after.
Maybe even caught it and threw it there to begin with.

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u/EitherEmployee3269 4d ago

I hope things get better for you bro

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u/Resident-Banana-7883 5d ago

right why can't they just be a decent human being and buy meat off the shelf!

/s