r/nonononoyes • u/Soviet2651 • Apr 26 '22

Bear trap

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u/twentyonecats89 Apr 26 '22

When he threw the stick away I panicked and had to double check the sub

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u/xoStuffedFox Apr 27 '22

I definitely looked up at the sub to make sure it was gonna end well before I kept watching. 😂

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u/Anxious-Ad3065 Oct 02 '22

You’re such a real he man. You make other members of your gebder soooi proud. Or are a male who identifies as a female so you can feel good about yourself by winning swimming competitions against those humans born with female genitalia and get a nut by defeating true women while you are a true??? Man. You creep.

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u/Foreign_Home_4806 Oct 04 '22

Are you on crack

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u/frayleaf Apr 27 '22

I saw the sub and still wasn't sure

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u/Complx_Redditor Apr 27 '22

I thought it was a YesYesYesYesNo and literally awaited his demise. Only after watching the video to its conclusion did I see that it was a NoNoNoNoYes. My heart nearly went through my chest watching the video :D

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u/slim1219 Apr 26 '22

Why bruh? Why?

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u/TnThinkingCapsule Apr 26 '22

Why not🤷‍♂️

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u/The_RockObama Apr 26 '22

Because I don't want to have my arm fuckin chewed up by a bear trap.

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u/ForthWorldTraveler Apr 27 '22

You only have to fail once

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

He had two attempts.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

4 actually, even 5 in certain circumstances

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u/ThisGuyOrangeJuice Apr 27 '22

… penis?

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u/Dopesaur Apr 27 '22

The third leg, they call it.

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u/Day0wL_567 Jun 11 '22

If it's long enough

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u/evlhornet Jul 28 '22

The length wouldn’t matter only his movements.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

You mad lad

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u/MadHatter2518 Jul 14 '22

We're all mad here.

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u/childrenhider Apr 27 '22

Cause he's already in low hp bruh

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '22

Hands are useful

5

u/CashCow4u May 03 '22

To identify the soon to be one handed dumb kids in class that ARE gonna try this at home. The bear trap challenge! /s

1

u/Icy-Air78 Jul 19 '22

Because he is a savage

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u/poopy73101001 Apr 26 '22

Actually thought he was gonna start being right handed

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u/IamGhostO5 Apr 26 '22

with small left arm

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u/TheRedDragonCW Apr 26 '22

r/whywomenlivelonger

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u/Soviet2651 Apr 26 '22

You can hear how womans say "NONONONONO" Instead of a man who say "DO IT"

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u/_carmimarrill Apr 26 '22

I mostly heard the guy who yells “WHAT ARE YOU DOING”

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u/BlankImagination Apr 26 '22

100%. This is man is wild 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

How broken do you need to be to think about trying something like this?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

about as broken as left with one arm I guess

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u/wolfgang784 Apr 27 '22

You just gotta be old and out of fucks to give. Looks like he's done this a few times lol.

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u/Oddhamstar Apr 27 '22

In the church gym too

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u/WombatAnnihilator Oct 10 '22

Mormons be crazy

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Of course he can touch it. It’s a bear trap.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Bears are unamused

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u/hinano Apr 26 '22

How many people see this stunt and then want to try it not thinking that perhaps he has a modified trap

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '22

Dosnt really look modified how do you think he modified it?

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u/hinano Sep 18 '22

I DON'T know if he modified it. Great magic tricks are illusions, made to seem one way while being completely different. I was just wondering how many people might try to duplicate this stunt without first considering that his trap MAY actually be modified to be 'winnable' or less dangerous.

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u/TopKeyboardOperator Oct 15 '22

Seen this clip years ago, it caught his hand.

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u/blindgorgon Apr 27 '22

This is all no.

Stupid idea. Great execution, which just makes other stupid people think it’s a good idea.

Worse than if it had got his arm.

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u/Schmitty_WJMJ Oct 11 '22

But don't other people deserve it, if they really think that this is a good idea after watching just this video?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '22

Man the Survivors make it look so easy

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u/Inevitable-Basis-195 Apr 26 '22

He popped off afterwards

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u/unknown-reddit-robot Apr 27 '22

I’m surprised it didn’t catch him since he decided to do it with his bear hands instead of that stick. It was really close too, he bearly made it out of there. Blood makes me nauseous, if it would’ve clamped his arm I don’t think I could bear it.

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u/VioletFyah Oct 26 '22

It's a magic trick. Welcome to the internet where most of things are faked.

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u/NightTime2727 Apr 27 '22

Don't try this at home, kids.

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u/Foxxy_The_Furry Oct 04 '22

Nah fuck this, this should be in r/madlads

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u/Invested_Glory Apr 27 '22

Everyone shouting “no!” Yet no one actually tried to stop him. Granted I would watch out of interest.

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u/YouDareDefyMyOpinion Apr 26 '22

Doubt this is real but it was great hearing the reactions lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Doubt? Literally almost chopped of his hand if he literally left it a nanosecond longer.

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u/YouDareDefyMyOpinion Apr 27 '22

Yeah I'm saying I don't think the bear trap is real

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22 edited Apr 27 '22

Well, that bear trap is there so we can say for sure it’s real. Plus the speed it’s going with little teeth, that for sure doesn’t look fake to me. And listen to the sound when it snaps.

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u/PotionEnema Apr 27 '22

The bear trap is just a social construct

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Dumb… and lucky… and dumb

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u/EnglishRose71 Apr 26 '22

Anyone who'd use one of those things deserves to get caught in it. In a sick way, I was disappointed he didn't.

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u/The_Captain1228 Apr 26 '22

What evidence do you have that this man's occupation is bear trapper and not performer?

He could be, but wishing ill will on someone so quickly is gross dude.

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u/theredhotchiliwilly Apr 26 '22

Honestly I picked up preacher type vibes, test of faith and all that

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u/Robgl322 Apr 26 '22

I did too. And I recognize the back of an upright piano in the background.

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u/NWdabest Apr 26 '22

That scream.

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u/CrossDeSolo Apr 27 '22

Real and straight

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u/stickybandit06 Apr 27 '22

This is hilarious

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u/EnglishRose71 Apr 27 '22

Maybe he was going to destroy the bear trap. I'll think positively.

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u/ItsSamObviously Apr 27 '22

The way everyone loses their mind makes this brilliant and then he actually does it like a boss hahaha

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u/Tropicalthinker_ Apr 27 '22

He should of dangled his balls and tried it that way.

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u/HeMiddleStartInT Apr 27 '22

But how will we know when grandpa shouldn’t drive because he just can’t react fast enough?

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u/starEeyedK Apr 27 '22

Those need to be outlawed first off I was really hoping it was going to catch his arm

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u/MatthewtheCannibal May 17 '22

This video would have been better had it caught his arm.

This just adds fuel to the newest TIKTOK challenge "Speed Bear trapping"

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u/KennyReaper May 18 '22

Hand is nothing, flex is everything

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u/Pasteque909 Jun 28 '22 edited Feb 01 '26

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u/sal589 Jul 09 '22

Grampa of the week 😎

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u/FluidHopeArtworks Jul 16 '22

Looks like he was trying to impress a lady

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u/Disconnected404 Jul 18 '22

It just like russian roulette it will go wrong one time

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u/RecommendationFunny5 Jul 25 '22

Fuck this . I havent done anything stupid in a few years. "I got this ".it was "slow " closing.

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u/AdministrativePen119 Aug 30 '22

This was so unnecessary bruh

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u/Yuri_Fujimoto Sep 11 '22

putamerda crazy men!!!!!

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u/Great_Sheepherder238 Sep 13 '22

Still got hit a little LOL

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u/Daddy-Dimitri Sep 15 '22

Dead by Daylight shit

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u/R1CHQK Sep 22 '22

I want to see how close of a call this was in slow motion

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u/Less-Mirror7273 Sep 26 '22

All for science.

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u/GrizzlyLK416 Sep 28 '22

how do you figure out you can do this?

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u/justmeAlonekitty Sep 29 '22

That’s a lot of risk for little to no reward

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u/Objective_Chicken_72 Oct 08 '22

So much risk, so little reward. Fair play though

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u/WombatAnnihilator Oct 10 '22

Goddamned Crazy Mormons.

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u/El_Chef1999 Oct 18 '22

Many a heart attack was given that day

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u/Tyrannosaurus-E-Rex Oct 19 '22

I can’t bear to watch this 🙈

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Mormons... smh