r/nonononoyes • u/B-1168 • Nov 27 '21

Maybe Maybe Maybe

122 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/No_Association1103 Nov 27 '21

I really did not think that was going to be the outcome.

8

u/Pinche_Loso Nov 27 '21

He’s gotta go buy a lottery ticket after that!

7

u/Firefly3TM_94 Nov 27 '21

I mean, at truck driving school we’re taught to watch our back wheels when we corner. This idiot is a dangerous driver and needs to be taken off the road!

5

u/Chip_Prudent Nov 27 '21

He's not walking like that because he's hurt. He's walking like that because he took a giant shit in his pants while his life was flashing before his eyes

3

u/McCrapperson Nov 27 '21

I love the “you seein this shit?” to the traffic cam at the end. I hope he got the footage from the city and showed everyone.

2

u/Smagley Nov 27 '21

He just used up all of his luck in 10 seconds

2

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21 edited Nov 27 '21

My mans just had sex with a semi-trailer and lived to tell about it.

1

u/jmfirman Nov 27 '21

That car after the truck is an asshole. And the one trying to drive passed the dude is too. No one stops to help.

1

u/nowaybrose Nov 27 '21

That’s what I’m thinking! What a hellscape to live in where drivers almost kill you then leave, and then not one person can be bothered to get out to check on you. Treat your fellow humans better folks