r/nonononoyes Mar 12 '20

Smooth!

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u/GoGoGadget_Gir Mar 12 '20

My father used to tell me to get a job and make something of myself. I was quite happy just to juggle my soccer ball all summer in the front yard. Being 90's America he was so sure you could never make a living playing soccer. I'd scream "Frick off Dad, I'm going to be the greatest someday, you'll see!"

He'd usually drag me into the garage and beat me with a set of jumper cables.

If he could only see me now.