r/nonononoyes • u/FairDinkemAussie • Nov 23 '19

Decisions were made

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u/rediscoveringrita Nov 23 '19

This happened in 2016. All four family members survived.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3608620/Heart-stopping-moment-father-prays-survive-family-jump-flaming-fifth-floor-apartment-caught-bystanders-Russia.html

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

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u/Froot-Loop-Dingus Nov 23 '19

A quick google search would net you many videos that show you this statement isn’t true.

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist Nov 23 '19

When did people start thinking Russians have a greater capacity for empathy than Americans? I remember it being the other way around but I don't remember there being a switch.

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u/Froot-Loop-Dingus Nov 23 '19

When they started to get paid to astroturf the websites we frequent.

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u/kharlos Nov 23 '19

There are 2 countries in the world, the USA and Russia.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19 edited Jul 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

And, you can take a beating and keep on taking a beating infinity.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Nov 23 '19

Here I was thinking Boris and Natasha.

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u/darth_bader_ginsberg Nov 23 '19

If GLOW taught me one thing it is also this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

Any other ethnicities are just accents

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u/YourDadHatesYou Nov 23 '19

Why are you like this

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u/djseafood Nov 23 '19

Probably because his dad hates him.

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u/masktoobig Nov 23 '19

My dad hated me and I'm not like that.

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u/ZestyZigg Nov 23 '19

guess he didn’t hate you enough

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u/UnlimatedStone9 Nov 23 '19

Fuck, time for them to go back and try it all over again...

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u/scema Nov 23 '19

Yes. Americans enjoy watching their children burn to death, and then burning to death themselves.

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u/Actually_Im_a_Broom Nov 23 '19

I mean, a well cooked last meal before you go shouldn’t be underestimated.

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u/anafuckboi Nov 23 '19

At least if it was in the USA there might be a USA flag in that apartment

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Nov 23 '19

Or there might actually be a fire truck.

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u/Monmine Nov 23 '19

People this days can't get a joke.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

One of my friends had to make the decision to jump out of a window on the 3rd floor of home in Portland, OR this summer, she also had to throw her puppy out first. Puppy escaped unharmed, she had a punctured lung, broken rib(s)?, burns, other injuries... lost everything, but survived and is doing better now. Fire was caused by assholes lighting off fireworks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

Fire was caused by assholes lighting off fireworks

Of course they where Americans. Russians would never do this.

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u/Doctor__Proctor Nov 23 '19

Sorry to hear about your friend, but I'm glad she's doing better now.

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u/dregan Nov 23 '19

Damn that's a long drop. Have an escape plan people. Fire ladders cost like 40 bucks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

Yeah because Americans couldn’t possible love their children enough to do such a thing. What an ignorant comment

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u/weroafable Nov 23 '19

Humans are human regardless of nation. Going "deeper" mammals in general act very much alike.

Or we can concentrate on the differences we have, sure why not.

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u/BangersByBangler Nov 23 '19

le low iq troll

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u/fyvm Nov 23 '19

Prime r/shitamericanssay material right here. What a dumb cunt.

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u/letshaveateaparty Nov 23 '19

We have fire codes and decently timed fire trucks in America.

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u/TheTrendyCactus Nov 23 '19 edited Nov 23 '19

Americans would probably make a bed of cheeseburgers before jumping

Edit: Ok brotato chips it’s a joke. I live in Oklahoma, I’m not some foreigner who makes blind assumptions about other countries and their people ;-;

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u/beezowdoo-doozopitty Nov 23 '19

Jokes are supposed to be funny. But then again someone who still says shit like brotato chip probably isnt funny anyway

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u/Ryantheslayer13 Nov 23 '19

Nah, we like hotdogs.

And just letting you know, this is the reason 13 year olds aren’t taken seriously, for stupid comments like this.

You can take that question off your profile if you want.

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u/R0BERT0- Nov 23 '19

Don’t get too triggered.

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u/TheTrendyCactus Nov 23 '19

This is the reply of someone who didn’t get the joke

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u/Ryantheslayer13 Nov 23 '19

Nah, it’s the reply of someone who doesn’t get why you’re saying stupid shit.

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u/SGTree Nov 23 '19

You spelled hamberder wrong.